Comments by "HalfSourLizard" (@halfsourlizard9319) on "LegalEagle" channel.

  1. Bigbrainmove
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  2. So much winning -- you may even get tired of winning.
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  3. Yawn. I can't even imagine caring about social media. It's consummately boring.
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  4.  @danielwalicke6635  Nice pars-pro-toto fallacy, there.
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  5. Mind blown ... Everything about him is John Ralphio ... Just slightly derpier ...
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  6. Rudy's the type of boomer guy who can't tell a hard drive from a flash drive.
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  7. At some point, people have to stop living in places where climate change causes disasters that make insuring buildings there impossible. It's just a matter of correlated risk.
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  8. Sportsball, generally, is rather juvenile and intensely boring.
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  9. 'Not my type' but also 'can't tell the diff betw her and my wife' ... When you get the sneaking suspicion that Donny just might be a fuckwit.
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  10. Seems inefficient / silly that these records must be requested ... rather than just publishing all relevant government records as an incidental subtask of the archival process. But, government gonna government.
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  11. Seems like ending/reducing entitlements and severely reducing military spending would do quite a lot more to increase 'government efficiency' rather than this performative nonsense.
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  12. Literally 0% chance that any of the Rolexes that he owns are 6 figures ... at least not in USD.
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  13. And also the type of boomer guy who's incredibly memey but who doesn't actually understand what a meme is.
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  14. The 'collage argument' was clearly written by someone who has literally never trained an AI. That is 100% not how a neural network operates.
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  15. These geezers are just hopeless in their wreckless use of technology.
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  16. Imagine having nothing more interesting / valuable to do than scream like a petulant child about political nonsense.
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  17. Except that Fred Trump no longer exists.
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  18. 'coders' kekw
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  19. If I find it, I will not use it to deprive anyone of any rights ... just for the record.
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  20.  @haxie4516  All is contingent on ability to locate crowbar ... If I find it, I'll probably just want to harmlessly prise some crates open.
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  21. Sometimes, I get the sneaking suspicion that Trump might not be too clever ...
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  22. And governments are permitted to define what sort of sex is 'abnormally unhealthy' or 'patently offensive' ... why, exactly?
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  23. The States has <45% of the total nukes ... which, obviously, isn't 'most of' them.
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  24. 12:01 Objection! Drysuits use an 'inflator hose', not an 'inflator nose'.
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  25. The obvious solution seems to be: All ambiguous laws are null-and-void.
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  26. Like, you can't write ambiguous computer software ... and you shouldn't write ambiguous legal 'software'.
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  27. Just need a less-shitty legal 'programming language'.
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  28. Ya kinda get the sense that the US government wasn't designed with a terribly-robust threat model and that Trump's red-teaming it ...
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  29. Imagine that: An asshole politician doing nepo shenanigans. I'd clutch my pearls if it weren't literally the most obvious plot twist imaginable.
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  30. Random fun fact: All Fascists are authoritarians ... but only some authoritarians are Fascists.
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  31. I am glad to be one of the three people who have never watched a Mr Beast video.
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  32. Dear Democrats, Republicans, and other normies: Your culture wars are boring, juvenile, and tedius.
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  33. Government is truly a joke / parody of competence.
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  34. The derpy faces that Giuliani makes are priceless.
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  35. The necessity of speed 'limits' is a sign of poorly-planned streets. See: 'self-enforcing design'.
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  36. Hot take: Literally nothing is obscene. F your arbitrary moral b.s.
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  37. Um, using social media is 100% optional. None of them cares about your privacy. If you do care about privacy, just don't use social media. You'll probably be happier anyhow ... and you'll certainly avoid wasting heaps of time.
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  38. I think what Kennedy is failing to take into account is the brain-worm handicaps that his 800-yo-geezer competitors are suffering from.
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  39.  @12345langham  based
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  40. That 'DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH' was spot on.
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  41. Don't forget 'I'm Being Sued by Billy Mitchell!'
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  42. 16:25 The thing I love about Grumpy Trumpy is that he's so natural when he's reading from the prompter -- You can't even tell! He sounds so natural!💀💀💀
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  43. Why the hell would they shoot down the balloon ... rather than capturing it / examining its tech?
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  44. Hot take: Giving classified information to geezers with half a brain is a bad idea.
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  45. Makes popcorn; this lawsuit gonna be hilarious.
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  46. So, the plaintiffs potentially stand to gain financially if Jones attracts viewers by saying conspiritorial nonsense about how their children aren't real and, thereby, sells more goofy supplements?
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  47. Objection! How cleanly you're shaved is orthogonal to guilt/innocence.
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  48. I'm 100% aware that this is utterly not the point of this video, but I'm now wondering: Where the heck did my crowbar go? EDIT: So, pretty sure I've lost my crowbar. Now, it doesn't even matter if I want to deprive people of rights. I can neither do that nor use my crowbar.
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