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Comments by "" (@jmitterii2) on "Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking" video.
Today, the great grandson replies, "Wow! You got to fight dragons? Much better than dodging bullets and being blinded by a flash bangs from a drug bust, and the one time I crawled into a cabinet when crazy Alex shot my teacher and my three of my best friends at lunch time. What did I do? I wet myself. I miss my teacher and my best friends. Even though my parents weren't so happy when the rent was hiked and we had to move out, but I think they lucked out finding that empty lot to park the car, now I live a littler closer to school so my walk isn't so far. Great grandpa you had the life! Fighting dragons would have been cool! Dealing with dragons would have been so much easier."
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