Comments by "Macy Sondheim" (@macysondheim) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Maybe you should shut yours, how about that
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  2. So you basically got a package on your porch from an wrong address or got a neighbors or someone else’s order by mistake. And by not giving it to who it rightfully belongs to, or reporting & returning the package to the delivery company, you are just as guilty as stealing. Telling yourself it isn’t is a way for you to rationalize theft & god only knows what other bizarre behaviors.
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