Comments by "RikodiusRex" (@RikodiusRex) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. They wouldn’t do that...they have to take pictures of it, do a press conference to brag about it and document it into evidence and then save that for court. They use the incinerator for classified documents. 😂 I was more concerned they had someone really young working with those documents prior to incineration that might not have the proper security clearance. Ahhem. But what do I know? If only you had a camera on my face when we walked into that room. “😳” how old is this guy, 12? PS: Marijuana is not a schedule 1. PS: DEA and FBI work together sometimes but are not the same agency.
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  2. My dog is fricking jazzed, RN!
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  3. My dog is worried about the Italian beef reserve
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  4. 🙄 mind your business
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  5. Everytime I watch the Moscow homicide news stories, I feel like Kaitlin.
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  6. Great point!
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  7. 😂 Should the government stop dumping money into a large hole?
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  8. Its a subduction zone and a tsunami warning due to an earthquake. I think this actually is the booty wave and booty tsunami that korinikka was talking about.
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  9. Woo! Geospatial!
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  10. I want to work for you. 😭😂
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  11. When you're dealing with concentric circles you are usually dealing with a pattern that repeats itself on and on
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  12. Yeah but you delete the photo. You are supposed to be able to keep both. 😬
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  13. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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  14. 😂
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  15. Hahahahhahhah I feel you laura lee.
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  16. This is a Cambridge Analytica staff meeting isn’t it?
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  17. I listen to this when I use the lint roller
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  18. This still lives in my head rent free.
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  19. 😂😂❤️
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  20. 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 bravo!
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  21. 😂 how did i miss this?
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  22. I split the footling up but have issues there aren’t two chips sold with a foot long to make two meals! Cossacks!
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  23. 😂
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  24. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  25. 😂
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  26. 😂
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  27. Omg 😳😂🤣
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  28. "I don't know how im supposed to learn anything when i don't have a teacher" "Im right here" "Gdamn it!"
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  29. I wish he was real so badly. 😂
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  30. I feel for you Helen 😫
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  31. Someone needs help...I'm pretty sure it's the onion...with making things that are ACTUALLY funny. Also, he looks like he is 12. I don't know how many times I have to tell the onion, child abuse is not funny.
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  32. Christopher Roberts no, it’s not.
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  33. Shooting someone in a robbery gone wrong is not first degree felony murder, but continue. This is cute.
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  34. Better!
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  35. Is that a baby in a tinfoil bassinet?! 😂
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  36. Im 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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  37.  @AndrewByrnes1  😂😂😂
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  38. Yeah. Too similar to how people already act.
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  39. 😂😂😂
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  40. 😂😂 Zane
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  41. Police do this, too
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  42. "We COULD use gryfins but we DON'T use gryfins and I think that's what separates us from them." 😂
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  43.  @Chunkboi  thats completely unsubstantiated 😆🤭
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  44. 😂
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  45. #CanRelate ProTip: He’s an natural analyst.
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  46. 😂
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  47. Dream job. This is a dream job!
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  48. I resent you classed trump in the dog category.
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  49. 😂🤣
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  50. 😂
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