Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "PewDiePie" channel.

  1. "I might try making music..." Has original music videos with half a billion views already...
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  2. wow, example of jumpscaring the opposite direction, that was so subtle I missed it until it was pointed out
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  3. Pewds: I love you fans, you're like a father to me... Fans: OMG we're all going to die!
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  4. Felix: "Marzia, I can't be scared anymore!" Marzia: "Felix, I'm pregnant, it's twins." Felix: [scared]
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  5. Honestly, this house bothers me WAY less than Pewds buying thousand dollar belts and $500 hoodies. Hypebeast fashion is the most idiotic insanity.
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  6. Such irony since a prominent lyric in "It's everyday Bro", Paul says he's coming for PewDiePie next. I think we're all still waiting for him 3 years later.
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  7. That crazy deadlift confrontation: I'm going to assault you, endanger your safety with my actions, and then demand YOU leave because I'M offended in some way? Take that video straight to management, at least.
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  8. "Sorry isn't good enough' is what you'll be hearing from your employer as I stop to complain on the way out".
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  9. "You have beautiful eyes" Swiped Right "Lol, she actually fell for that?" DIPS OUT
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  10. Allow me to translate to American: 200ml or 0.84 cups of flour 400ml or 1.7 cups Milk 2 "eggs" Pinch of salt. Always real butter, the actual healthy option you're been brainwashed to hate.
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  11. The loss of Joergen is far worse than would be the loss of Jake Paul, although in fairness he's actually the somewhat likable, seemingly redeemable Paul brother.
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  12. As an American: PewDiePie: soothing foreign accent, polite, likable. xQc: grating french smug sounds, annoying, demanding, unlikable
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  13. Even better, she was training with the CIA
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  14. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  15. I think it's for once he has a camera showing his actual face. It's been so washed out for YEARS. Low contrast. This seems much higher quality, richer tone.
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  16. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  17. Contractor: "You want a chair? IN the shower? So....what? You can just sit and have water fall on you?" Felix: "YES, OF COURSE, I'm SWEDISH!"
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  18. I hope her coworkers in the biotech company saw this and dog on her ENDLESSLY for her whole showing.
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  19. Me: watches as European Union finally gets their wish of having their own army, laughs as they draft you.
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  20. "There are like, so many smart people..." That's the problem, there are lots of smart people, but way too many dumb people lol
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  21. Well you know, because of the size of his "platform" mark has a duty to the kids that watch to be a paragon of virtue and rightness. He is after all a role model and Influencer. Lulz. Meanwhile Felix is "don't listen to me, don't take my advice, I'm not a role model, I'm not an influencer, learn and think for yourselves everyone!"
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  22. Be sure to tell everyone your pronouns in your intro and no forbidden language, ok guys, this is a safespace
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  23. 14:04 Woman I'd not look twice at: "I wouldn't see any of these guys". She gets it. She'd see none of them because none of them would see or approach her
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  24. It makes sense, her self-awareness is non-existent and her 'EQ' is so low, she's gone and Dunning-Kruger-ed herself into thinking she's super-self-aware and her Eq is stellar!
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  25. "Revive' bottle flip? Bottle flip never died [Dabs]
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  26. Next he needs to make paczki, am I right? As an American near St Louis with their massive Eastern European population, fat Tuesday's lead up is a favorite time of year, because that's when I can get the best, freshest, most delicious paczki. Just that one time of year, but worth the wait and more precious for it.
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  27. I had to pause on that too. 240/7 days/4 people is STILL an average of EIGHT hours per person per day.
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  28. Even demonetized videos get ads, it's just in that case Youtube takes 100% of the revenue and the creator gets zero as punishment. For example, I've never had my channel monetized, I don't even have an AdSense account, and many of my videos have ads put on them. Youtube just gets all the revs
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  29. Next they need to roast Markipliers tiny $4 million dollar new old mansion house on a LA hilltop...
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  30. That's for the exercisers like in Pewds other video, the family that works out 8 hours each day, where they talk about how even their kids eat 15000 calories a day just to stay even because they lift so hard. I can see that. If someone goes in and does like a super-session where they're pounding away heavy weight for like 90 minutes, sure, grab a third of a pizza on the way out, why not lol.
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  31. He should go by their yoga class later and chide them for being too loud.
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  32. which is probably why Pewds seemed to hate it.
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  33. The most insane, perfect group of my favorite youtubers all at once! Add Markiplier, Bob, and Wade and break the collab market!
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  34. I think the boast was more he had a whirlwind short marriage AND unlike hundreds of millions of men, got out of it still rich and keeping his half-billion dollar house. Most men would have ended up in a cardboard box. His lawyers are probably the ones with the next biggest house in the world lol.
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  35. I can imagine Felix Jr starting his own channel down the road that's nothing but watching Elder Felix's old videos and reacting/making fun of them, and having a hundred million subs.
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  36. Hey, I'm all for mandating sound suppressors as a public safety measure ;)
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  37. ok kids, we have our vodka, now let's go to the park and drink it!
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  38. Makes sense, he's a CBRN Defense Specialist. I know people who did that, in other branches. It's an extremely complex, intense field requiring quite the depth of knowledge. You have to know how to protect anyone, anything, and anywhere against attack from Chemical, Biological, Radioactive, and Nuclear threats, and also how to identify and deal with those threats if/when they are used. That covers a LOT of intellectual territory!
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  39. That's just a theory.
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  40. There's actually an entire billion+$ industry to sell class and style. One of it's titans, Architectural Digest, was the one doing the profile on the last house lol
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  41. And it's not like he wore cheaper clothes but had that one "nice" item, like the belt, that he wore with everything. I know people who are frugal in some areas to buy one expensive thing they really want. But no, he's designer-ed out, on the drip head to toe, so icy, deadass no cap.
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  42. Non-poor gang: He's using an electric stove, how quaint (fires up 6.5 gas burners and griddle.)
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  43. Here's the biggest question I have about these videos: WHAT GYM ARE YOU GOING TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE RECORDING ALL THE TIME? At the gym I go to, if you even posses a camera, you're banned, possibly prosecuted. There are signs in every room, if you thing you see someone with a camera or taking photos/video, report it immediately. There are kids and families there, it's a PRIVATE facility, and I guarantee none of those recorded gave consent. The risk and liability are just way too high.
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  44. "A metal rod is inserted into your BROKEN FEMURS and LENGTHENED EVERY DAY " That sounds astonishingly painful.
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  45. Sun-adjacent
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  46. The scary thing about an event like the asteroid that hit Chicxulub ~66 million years ago, an object roughly 6 MILES in diameter hitting Mexico traveling around 12 miles per second, is that no matter where on Earth you were at that time, within 30 minutes to an hour you'd see drastic effects that it happened. 12,000 miles away it was still an event so impactful you'd see the effects.
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  47. Donald Trump created meme review and is the God Emperor of Memes Emeritus, and currently engaged in the 2nd Great Meme War, so that's a pretty big ask. Plus he has this whole Presidency distraction going on, it's just unlikely.
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  48. Of course Aiden is upset, they didn't let their good wine breathe for even a second before drinking it! Unacceptable! [possesses and kills Ryan]
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  49. Felix has the Hypebeast Eye! Spots 3 pixels of waistline "Is that a £300 Alyx rollercoaster belt?!"
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  50. On her: she seems like a nice woman to be taking my drive through order. I'd never give her a ride home or anything lol
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  51. Irony: truck driving is one of the highest demand jobs right now, so much so that railroads are taking up the slack shipping goods and now railroads don't have enough workers. BNSF is literally bribing people with $25k signing bonuses to work for them today. Problem with an economy taking off with a generation of people who don't want to work.
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  52. POUNDS, as he stated.
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  53. Those dudes killed themselves by engaging in such behaviors.
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  54. He bought a home in Japan. I bet $4 million won't get you a one car garage in an alleyway in Tokyo.
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  55. PF: "Hey, there's this one single exercise that may be the most beneficial, single lift you can do to improve your fitness...nah, but you don't want to know about that."
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  56. "We're at a good pace now!" Riding the barber pole the entire time lol. "The term on the barber pole is pilot jargon that refers to flying an aircraft at the maximum safe velocity. The airspeed Indicator on aircraft capable of flying at altitude features a red/white striped needle resembling a barber pole."
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  57. 17:20 Pewds discovers the infinite Minecraft video series source location...
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  58. And ligma
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  59. Diogenes gym tour, awesome.
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  60. "How did you keep your half-billion dollar mansion in the divorce?" "By spending a billion dollars on lawyers!"
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  61. He could have tried the Will Smith technique instead, of being in the whole movie and not acting at all...
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  62. It's not the heights aspect especially, it's the whole being in an empty void of space jumping between shit and you're so high up you can't see anything, the ground, nothing, that's so anxiety generating. The game/environment/world itself though is mesmerizingly spectacular though.
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  63. 800 british pounds, that's either $0.50 or $20k lol
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  64. Might I direct you to McDonald's Szechuan Sauce, a meme created by Roiland's show that is one of few memes that resulted in real world riots, arrests, and stabbings. He may know more about how memes work than we think.
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  65. Irony: most youtubers hope and pray to even get noticed and recognized and asked for photos by fans lol
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  66. You don't actually LIVE there, you're too busy being out and about and doing rich people things and making more money. You visit your nice house.
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  67. Uno Reverse Card, you're nothing until you're the youngest, 37, and now you're in charge of caring for the oldest parent, 80. I quit my job, sold my house, left everyone I knew, and moved back home to be the dutiful son. Get on my level.
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  68. How did Jake Paul get from that to being profiled as a sociopath in what was probably the most watched youtube miniseries ever, with Shane Dawson?
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  69. Right, what's next, Youtube recognizing Felix as an actual content creator?
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  70. Alternative headline: PewDiePie rates black man 1/5th hotter than the majority of women polled!
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  71. Eh, I'd smile at her as she handed back my change in the drive through lol
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  72. I want to know as well. It goes way too hard.
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  73. Because American, can't I just use a 100ml beaker? Because I work in a lab I usually use lab glass for any metric cooking measurements because you have to go out of your way to find metric measuring cups here.
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  74. me
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  75. It's like some rare artifact that becomes more powerful as it's owned by, and siphons the chi/soul/mana away from, multiple owners over time. Eventually It will absorb some critical mass of the life energies of enough people, and have enough money spend on it, that it collapses into a pretentious blue singularity of infinite mass and devours the world. Then aliens buy the singularity for eleventy billion pounds of interstellar gold.
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  76. "Wow, you lost a lot of weight, was that through hard work? No, MORE than hard work, you had surgery, whoa that's like 10x more impressive than just trying to lose it through just work and probably failing. Good on you for responsibly managing your health."
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  77. Is anyone else really liking on that sweater and wondering where to get one?
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  78. Technology is also the main advantage that has enabled our survival. We don't have big bitey teeth, slashy claws, or stabby antlers. We're kind of defenseless as animals. We had to innovate. Nature hasn't provided us weapons, so we provided them for ourselves. With safety from predators, and the ability to meet your food needs, you can progress to greater things. Some of the simplest tech is the most impactful. Chlorinating drinking water is cited by many as THE most significant technological innovation made by humanity. In barely a century of sanitizing drinking water with chlorine, we've eradicated waterborne illness nearly everywhere, overnight, and estimates say that has saved over TWO BILLION human lives. One simple, easy thing, a small change, 2 billion lives spared.
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  79. Is it decorated entirely in shades of grey?
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  80. Honest question, why do tennis balls come in a sealed can like soup? They're like vacuum packed. Are they afraid they'll go bad or something?
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  81. Wears beanie. Uses phrase "I kid you not" seven times in video. CONFIRMED: Felix is now Tim Pool
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  82. Pewds fits in that category via his criticism of their setup: real wealthy people don't have giant enormous TVs, they might not even have a TV.
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  83. Says the chick that would get my drive through order wrong lol
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  84. Excuse me, sir, you're working out too hard and getting too shredded, it's making everyone else look bad. That's like running a marathon and blowing up at a person near you for breathing too hard or loud. F you bitch I just ran 10.2 miles I can pant if I want to.
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  85.  @kayla5237  go to college, they'll let you work for $0.00/hr, plus fees lol.
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  86. Felix can't look at Jeffree's house, it's not white lol
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  87. 35 year old here. What's vine?
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  88. Smiles? That means they're an antimasker and instantly disqualified. Any person you can see their smile is trying to kill you, the media told me that
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  89. In Candinavian dollars that's like 100k
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  90. Hideo Kojima, the best movie director not making movies.
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  91. Felix has a Galaxy Fold, way to literally flex.
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  92. It was the outro to the Felixa face reveal video, I had to come watch the full version.
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  93. None of the participants were lgbtqqiaap, therefore Jubilee is homophobic and must be cancelled immediately
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  94. We could really simplify that and call it something like a 'half quote' mark lol.
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  95. In this episode, English Noises.
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  96. Irony: this was the sole way Lily's Garden could ever even make 'Gaming Trending', much less #1 on trending.
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  97. Felix buys space travel trip at 125 million subs. GO!
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  98. There's crime in Japan?
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  99. The callout of Tim Cook and Apple is not about their products being made in China, the problem is their self-righteousness in spite of that fact of their business. You cannot speak down to people on morality while you are yourself immoral.
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  100. FTC flags every PewDiePie video where '9 year old army' is mentioned. PewDiePie owes America eleventy-million dollars.
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  101. I hope the Vibetarian got sars2
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  102. Funny you should mention that, as of today Bitch Lasagna passed It's Everyday Bro by a million views...in 1 less years time.
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  103.  @_korbo_  Same, I had flashbacks during that of when I renovated my kitchen during covid, and spending hours picking out, finding, and then custom drilling and installing the perfect drawer and cabinet door pulls to add to all my new cabinets and drawers.
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  104. i think that was just badly edited, they were showing an entirely different house just before as they were saying that, the big blue house.
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  105. Geez, people hounding Pewds to donate harder than Matt Damon in Entourage.
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  106. Of course the wedding must be surprise livestreamed to destroy T-Series.
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  107. 9:07 LEG REVEAL!!!!!!
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  108. As a guy, I'd say bring in the next two groups. I can't pick any of these.
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  109. Her house was amazing...the neighbors being that close though takes about $5 million off the value. I can not understand seeing this all the time on TV and youtube, buying a 7-figure house and it's 10ft away from someone else's 7-figure house. Buy some damn property, people, it's SO nice.
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  110. "We don't play any games ON camera, so, all of them!" ....I like her. Definitely a keeper.
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  111. But carpet IS flooring, so he's TECHNICALLY CORRECT
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  112. 17:35 of COURSE Felix likes the SWASTIKA LIGHTS lol
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  113. Swedlish
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  114. 3:38 current world population, 10 billion? Did we pick up an extra 2 billion people between a minute ago when I googled 7.9 billion and now? lol.
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  115. It's hard to criticize when it's something good and healthy. It's like, "I can't believe these people are doing this crazy shit like paying their bills on time and having good credit, insane!"
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  116. Purple Eyes Black Beard PewDiePie. +82,000,000 Subscriber Attack Points Mainstream Media Publicity Modifier -50% Defense.
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  117. 12:13 Baby Yoda Lutefisk Moment
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  118. You know what I learned failing out of college? Discipline is far more important than learning. WHEN i went to class, I could keep straight As. WHEN I went...
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  119. "and this is our $500k gourmet kitchen, it's where we spread out everyone's doordash and grubhub every day..."
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  120. [Men, literally doing anything] Feminists: THAT'S SEXIST!
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  121. ACTUALLY, -40F is the SAME temperature as -40C.
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  122. Pewds needs to do a $1 million giveaway for a random subscriber. Easy way to get a few tens of millions of new subs fast lol.
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  123. 8:00 it's like a storyline where Clark Kent gets trolled playing online and accidentally loses control and kills some people and destroys a building. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?" "I got angry...."
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  124. That's probably what I would have said if I was Mrs Yoga Teacher's client there she stopped training to Karen another gym goer, as I fire her. "if you want to train him, do it on your own time, sorry about the interruption isn't good enough, I'm out and I'm not paying for any of this unprofessional session."
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  125. 3:43 most infuriating is that there are 9 bottles and they say it's a 15 day supply. That math doesn't WORK!!
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  126. which makes total sense why she's unloading it lol. And besides, a 4 million dollar house with neighbors so close you could piss on the side of their house from your house like that, nah. A 4 million dollar house needs about 50,000 acres of property with it.
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  127. NO, Ken needs to get a Ute, and supercharge it, and start doing those crazy Aussie burnout competitions for his channel. 10 million subs in year one, bet.
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  128. little girl can deadlift 100lbs. That seems easy for a 37 year old man.... I cannot deadlift 100lbs
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  129. I guess I'm getting old, I really like the X series design. It has a clean sharpness to it I've come to expect from my technology. That shape, color, and form factor WORKS in what is essentially a computing device. It does not work for a truck though, Elon!
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  130. I think PewDiePie needs to also factor in realities like time, especially in Kumail Nanjianis case: you can make a transition in that time 'naturally' when it's YOUR FULL TIME JOB. When all you have to do for an entire year is eat what your private chef and nutritionist provide you for every meal every day, and workout with the right trainers literally every day, and end up getting paid millions to do it, a LOT is possible. That's the real transparency we need to have. Take the example in the opposite direction, Christian Bale in The Machinist. He lost 25kg (55lb) in FOUR MONTHS. That's half a pound a DAY for over 100 days straight. There's no way to juice or hack that. He ate 200 calories a day and drank nothing but black coffee and water.
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  131. Hypothetical: you're coincidentally in a gay bar, and these 5 approach you, which one do you chose to take home lol
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  132. Everyone: idiots memeing about a draft. Me: ptsd-ing about 9/11 being 2 weeks after my 18th birthday and we actually had real fear of a draft, and it was no joke.
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  133. Wait, the $500 million dollar house didn't even have a helipad? Impossible [leaves overhead hover]
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  134. [FBI is monitoring social media posts] Hillary Clinton mishandled classified material and Hunter Biden is corrupt. Investigate.
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  135. Is Felix making Baby Yoda Lutefisk?!
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  136. I'd watch the first few hundred episodes of that.
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  137. Who will do better, Millennials or adults..... Lulz, all Millennials are adults today. Sincerely, an Elder Millennial.
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  138. The fact that future me has never visited present me in their-my past means that time travel was either A) never invented in the entirety of future time, or B) it was but I was never aware of or able to access it.
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  139. So, 200ml or 0.84 cups of flour 400ml or 1.7 cups Milk Salt 2 eggs REAL Butter, the actual healthy option.
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  140. What would have been an amazing way to screw the story up was if someone 'leaked' to the media that PewDiePie was quitting youtube and moving exclusively to Bitchute.
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  141. It was the beginning of the LEET War of 2019, not to be confused with the Great Meme Wars of 2016
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  142. These identical gameplay game apps remind me of my app developer friend in college: I showed him the famous Game of Thrones app "Hodor Keyboard", and all it does it change whatever you type on your phone to 'Hodor'. That's all it does. It could not have taken more than a hour to make...and his jaw dropped when we looked at the stats and saw this app, at $0.99, had been bought something like 40,000 times in the week it was released. It's so disgusting and jealous-rage inducing to see such low effort products be so well rewarded.
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  143. Geez, he does make a good point: THESE are the guys I'm competing against? wow.
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  144. Nope, carpet is actually more expensive than many other floors at the moment, unless you're going with ACTUAL hardwood old-style floors, which are stupid expensive.
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  145. Felix goes on break, returns to Sweden, acquires Amanita Muscaria mushrooms, first video back from break eats them and unleashes Viking Berserker Rage mode and stream-plays Fortnite for 27 hours.
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  146. The Rare Blue-Eyes Orange Felix, it attacks your life points directly with 5000ATK
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  147. I would definitely subscribe and listen to the PewDiePie Podcast.
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  148. JUMPSCARE!
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  149. Some based developers need to design a wildly popular online game tailored to twitch streaming, where the sole way to play the game IS to use cheats, just to troll twitch and test their tos. If cheating is required for the game, is it still cheating, or is it just playing the game as designed? If I start playing GTA Online and decide to go buy some insane number of shark cards to bypass any grinding/earning in the game, that seems like cheating, but Rockstar just calls that 'a business model'.
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  150. 9/11, thousands of Americans dead, 4 airliners crashed, NO DRAFT. We airstrike one general of a 2nd tier enemy...OMFGWW3 Everyone's getting drafted. Idiots.
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  151. He did, that's the highest rating! Everyone knows this. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
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  152. Oooo Look, I found 50 Oxycontin in the trash, it's going to be a WEEKEND, ya'll!
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  153. The flight to Barcelona is canceled...but we can fly you to Paris and you can drive 7 hours to Barcelona. "REEEE not good enough!!"
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  154. The graphics are mindgobbling!
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  155.  Brian Prior  OSHA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND IS NOTING YOUR COMMENTS...
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  156. As he stated, those weights are POUNDS, not kilos.
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  157. Use groot to cook the Baby Yoda lutefisk
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  158. Why couldn't he at least be in love with a cool car, lol? I could see it if it was like a 1990 BMW E30 M3 or something.
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  159. 2019: It's everyday Bro is 2 years old and has 249 million views. 2019: Bitch Lasagna is 10 months old and has 220 million views. I think the better rapper is clear here.
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  160. 12:26 Pewds out of context illuminati confirmed gesture!
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  161. I have a friend whose last name is Scott, and she married a man whose first name is Scott, and I suggested this was a once-in-a-lifetime chance for him to take her last name and legally become named Scott Scott. This opportunity was sadly missed by this couple.
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  162. 20:21 imagine how you'd get used to fidgeting with stuff absentmindedly on camera living in space/microgravity. That seems like it would be hella convenient and you'd adjust to it, the zoom call cuts to your cam and there you are with like 7 different things floating/hovering/spinning around you in 3d space, like a coffee cup, a pen, phone, spinning fidget spinner, some snacks, a random notebook, a knife, lol.
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  163. A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think you're both amazing .
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  164. 24:43 is that The Curator standing there?
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  165. Bats do have navels, because they are mammals. Bats are actually more closely related to humans than birds are.
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  166. Perfect use case for a single-block cow automated farm. Just need a dispenser, a hopper, a chest, and a bucket. Neigh infinite cows and leather.
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  167. And just like that, everyone forgot about Among Us
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  168. Technically didn't Felix meet his wife on the dating app Youtube?
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  169. Here's the biggest question I have about these videos: WHAT GYM ARE YOU GOING TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE RECORDING ALL THE TIME? At the gym I go to, if you even posses a camera, you're banned, possibly prosecuted. There are signs in every room, if you thing you see someone with a camera or taking photos/video, report it immediately. There are kids and families there, it's a PRIVATE facility, and I guarantee none of those recorded gave consent. The risk and liability are just way too high.
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  170.  @XshXD  this implies that bad looking people would also be attractive. Remember, attraction ends the second you speak to someone, it's the fleeting feeling that gets you into contact with someone. Plenty of horrible, terrible people are very attractive.
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  171. Half a billion dollar house better come with at least a few hundred thousand acres of surrounding land. Like the house from Ex Machina, where the chopper pilot is like "We've been flying over the estate for the last two hours!"
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  172. Thanks for fucking things up so hard, Dad-bro. You could have just capped yourself and joined your family in your office, without the whole lets turn off the containment field and destroy reality part.
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  173. Sive is....blaBRITISH. Interesting
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  174. You guys are getting ads?!
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  175. Got my Glock 19 enchanted with Efficiency V, Power III, and Mending.
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  176. Update! Women rate same black man 20% LESS attractive
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  177. "What is recess?" Five hundred million people: "WHAT?! How does he not know what recess is?!"
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  178. "You know what happens when the storm comes...bad weather"
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  179. So much better than Markiplier...
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  180. And that's why I use MCSave in 5 minute snapshot mode.
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  181. The chick washing the car with fuel, depends on the place I guess, but usually where I live yellow handle gas pumps are Ethanol, which is probably even worse for your finish than gasoline lol.
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  182. Wait, Apple STOPPED using child/slave labor?
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  183. Ick, I cannot condone any medium which gives Pokimane positive attention. Not after all the evil she's done.
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  184. That's the problem with these things as a whole: attraction, attractiveness, is FLEETING. It's an INITIAL in-the-door type thing, like a headline, thumbnail, or title. If people click your article or video and they've been clickbaited, attracted without actual fulfillment, they're gone. Some of the most attractive people are horrible, and some of the lest attractive are great. Attraction is a starting point, not a continuing state.
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  185.  @bandamani  you're scared of something that happens rarely and to a very small number of people overall. Let me guess, you're also terrorized over Covid, despite it having a current, proven survival rate of 99.9%? Do you drive? Every time you do, it's a higher risk to your safety than running at night as a woman in a bad neighborhood with Covid lol. Humans are terrible at accurately assessing risk. This is the root of most of our societal problems.
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  186. We need the Team PewDiePie House! Maybe Paul Logan can set that up?
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  187. Black hot water = excessive manganese. Felix = 100% right about not using hot water for cooking/drinking. Me= Licensed water treatment specialist.
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  188. A hut? That's pretty extravagant.
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  189. And thus with this announcement, the Pewdarazzi was born to follow and photograph him lol
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  190. Teenage Chris Evans
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  191. 3:55 you're talking shit to someone, then they do THAT and you're like "I'm sorry...I was wrong, or something, just, let me leave" lol
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  192. You've invented MMA. You could have made enough money to buy this house lol.
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  193. Felix has number dyslexia. That's a thing, right?
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  194. That 5 women 15 men video is conclusive proof that looks are NOT everything, regardless of gender lol. "Hmm, she's pretty attractive" Her: "I like pennies..." Other Her: "Um....I go to the gym! That's personality, right?" Weird Longhaired Vibetarian Guy: "We just organically aligned [hair flip]. Do you like kundelini?" Normal People: "What the fuck is wrong with all of you?"
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  195. Ken, we're spending $86 MILLION DOLLARS to house illegal immigrants in hotels in a foreign country, for 6 months. It works out to ~$70 THOUSAND DOLLARS per immigrant, per the budgeted plans. That $86 million would run my local City budget 100% funded for almost 20 years, but ok, why not blow it in half a year on non-taxpayer non-citizens.
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  196. PewDiePie Team 10-style channel incubator, I'd watch that .
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  197. If you don't like the snowman golems, just make them with a carved pumpkin and down shear them. Then they have jack o lantern heads instead of that creepy crooked snowman horror smile.
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  198. or hitting your goal and some insanoid appears and kicks the bar down on you and starts GTA5 Trevor rampaging at you lol.
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  199. Raid Shadow Legends, no, all the testimonials about shaving your balls from youtubers sponsored by Manscaped is far worse.
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  200. I'd have just been like "I know how to hack ATMs, I'm a millennial, don't worry about it."
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  201. It's kind of ironic when you look at percentages and see that far fewer people are ALLOWED into military service than are selected for college. I got amazing ASVAB scores, but have flat feet (and some minor criminal record) so I was rejected when I volunteered. But my local state University took one look at my 32 ACT score and was like "Write a check, you're in!".
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  202. 19:47 Now, JUST NOW, you realized these families in these shows are ALL addicted in some way? Extreme couponers, cheap familes, the weightlifting family, the people who eat sand and drywall, these shows are ALL about fixation, which is the twin sister of addiction.
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  203. Yes, I agree the women here need a LOT of work on what they're wearing. Can we get a different group of five, please?
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  204. The meter is actually way more complicated than the foot. A foot is just that, a foot, an arbitrary measurement. A meter is “the length of the path traveled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second." I can measure a foot with a ruler. But to truly measure a meter you need billion-dollar lab equipment, lasers, way too much complication.  It's easier to just remember a meter is 3 feet 3 inches.
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  205. Representing Central Time Zone.
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  206. Maybe it's my Americanism, but I seriously cringed when he added sugar to the tea WITH the teabag STILL IN the cup.
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  207. Everyone knows Cheddar Pointe is down the street in Wisconsin, obviously.
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  208. No, you just need to put in six-figures worth of sound deadening and anechoics to fix it lol.
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  209. That looks like a high-efficiency mining machine!
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  210. Master chief, the 6'10" tall 290lb super soldier literally created from conception then cultivated and trained as the peak of scientifically advanced human physiology, juices?! I'm shocked lol. I think the first time he gets into a fist fight with 'normal' people, ODSTs, and accidentally beats them all to death could be a sign of some performance enhancing going on.
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  211. Pewds is getting all these ideas for his upcoming $100 million youtube house.
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  212. Useless zoomers. I turned 18 and registered for the draft 2 weeks before fucking 9/11. I had actual fear of being drafted. We're a few thousand dead Americans and some crashed airliners short of being even remotely close to a draft.
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  213. Right, that's what's great about it. Openness is expensive. Little tiny private enclosed rooms are cheap.
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  214. Example: Harvard grad girl that lost her position in a large company after her 'stabbing' TicTok video. Life comes at ya fast.
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  215. Somewhere in the middle, and I say bring in the next set of 5 guys and girls...what? There is no other 2 groups...I HAVE to pick from this lot?! (BLEEP). If this was a dating app I'd force close
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  216. apestroph...
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  217. Go on
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  218. It's JUST a baby WOLVERINE. It'll still dissect your face
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  219. The guy with the crutch "Pick me! Eliminate me, I volunteer" lol
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  220. Then they all agree to rank him FIRST
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  221. That was just negative product placement, the Sony phone almost got them killed.
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  222. Can I VPN into Europe, share illegal memes, and laugh as I mock them from America outside their reach? I can? Cool, let's do that
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  223. The real hilarity is that when we Americans think about British people, I think of Felix in that video where he was terrorizing the UK drinking from a bottle of vodka.
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  224. It's just like how the first game taught us the valuable lesson: Never go to Boston, kids.
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  225. I'm sure he saves money, but damn does he waste a LOT of far more valuable TIME in the process.
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  226. Jodie is...STREET JESUS
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  227. Pewds says you don't need all that equipment, wait, you're eating how much? Look at Felix and look at them. Clearly, he has the cutting secrets down, it's impressive...but now he needs to go THEIR way and double in size. Take your millions, build a nice lifting gym, hire a chef to feed you, go for it. You can hire that Scandinavian Game of Thrones Thor Mountain guy as a trainer.
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  228. Anfisa: she's hot, but not THAT hot, to put up with all THAT. Nothing is worth all that lol.
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  229. Petition for a post-lockdown PewDiePie Unus Annus appearance and fitness challenge-off event with Markiplier and Ethan. Like to agree.
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  230. Darn Swedish people , eating your disgusting Baby Yoda & Lutefisk, ehuuu
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  231. The lighting in this game is amazing.
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  232. 15:00 Me, who took a lot of time to pick out and custom install the drawer and cabinet pulls I wanted to add to all my handle-less cabinets when I renovated my kitchen LOLOLOLOLOL.
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  233. It's 2019 and I watch PewdiePie every day bro EDIT: I just realized this video was made in the virgin unspoiled time of the wondrous past, before The Fortnite destroyed our reality.
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  234. I bet If one of them came onto the cute younger brother they'd all get catty lol, especially whichever one is the older sister
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  235. Suntory also owns a large portion of all the whiskey distillers in the US
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  236. My first impression was the white haired chick interrogating everyone was the mole, over-talking to draw attention away .
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  237. Damn, Stranger Things DID appear to 'borrow' quite a bit from this game's plot.
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  238. Wow, look at Atozy getting play time on a PewDiePie video!
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