Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "When Only Fans Girls FAIL To Make Men SIMP" video.

  1. I'd say I surrended a $20k Ring already in lieu of alimony and child support, so... Judge: so ordered!
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  2. 22:50 don't want to be inside, they've never heard that before lol. How can you not want to be inside us? Oh you mean the concert! We have tickets!
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  3. Hes deceased now! That's worse, you have a live husband and your still thinking about a DEAD MAN, how do they not think past the word coming out of their mouth?
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  4. My ideal woman would rush to tell me anything wrong in her life because she trusts me. Saying your fine when you are not is saying I don't trust you to hear the truth, which is a giant trigger to me
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  5. To the black woman cop lol?
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  6. Kids are the dividend, so if she's not providing, why am I buying?
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  7. I'd be like neither, I have a bmw and a sport bike
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  8. I come home and you're in my kitchen I'm bitching to the service, why would I pay money for a non-blonde? Brunettes are bargain basement, and I specified Ds, don't have to be doubles, but Ds. Why are call girl services so disappointing?
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  9. I dated this hot blonde in college, and she showed up to my door first date and I was like "Ew, dafuq are you wearing?" She had on a brunette wig "because she thought it made her lok like this other girl she thought I liked". I tell her what, that skank, if I wanted her she'd be her instead of you, your blonde hair is what I like the most about you, take it off! Then we drank, watched Eurotrip, and after she called her BF to get permission we hooked up. Lol. Weirdos. Then by Monday I discovered I was the Friday and guy, two others were the other weekend night guys, and I icked out of there.
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  10. ​ @HollAnna if a woman lies she's not a woman, so you'd be gay to date her. I'd give a chick a pass for murdering someone before I'd tolerate a lie. But then again I was lied to by every woman in my life about being adopted, so why would I trust one?
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  11. ​ @reginaldremble2655 if she was a princess I'd go to her dad and buy her, we'd meet at the altar when she's forced to marry me as her dad hands me a million dollar check, and if I don't get a male heir in 18 months marriage is annulled and her sister steps up. That's princess treatment and any woman who wants that is weird.
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  12. I ask this: Would you rather bang 1000 people once, or bang one person a thousand times? My choice is the latter, 1000 is really only a year or two, and you can get really good with that person. Tons of terrible one nights is worse than jerking it.
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  13. My attorney: My client surrendered a ring worth $20k already, that is in lieu of alimony or child support for the first 3 years. Judge: So ordered, maam you are responsible for liquidating the ring and using said proceeds, alimony and child support are stayed for the next 36 months and considered PAID.
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  14. If my choice is both of them, or a Benz, I'll roll off laughing on my Ninja. Lol Wait they won't be able to hear over the Akrapovik race pipe.
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  15. If I'm a leader why would I care what anyone thinks, I'm too busy leading to worry about followers. It's followers job to worry about that dumb shit. And so what if I have followers, I'm leading, not looking back. You can either catch up or not. Nice hair.
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  16. Reserve the right to refuse entry to anyone for any, or for no, reason. Works for employment, why wouldn't it work for entertainment?
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