Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "She Thought Divorce Would Be EASY!" video.

  1. Simple yet fucking TERRIFYING
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  2. Women, I have 7 sisters. 7. Oldest and only boy. Female tears only give me laughter since about age 14 lol. I think I can count on one hand the # of times over 39 years I've seen them genuinely cry, usually at a death in the family. But I've seen more times than I can count lightswitch crying, where it's sobsobSOBscreamsobsobOkay now on to what we were doing. 100% performance. Growing up that way is probably why I've been single like 36 of those 39 years, I'm just over it and I don't take anyones bs. I'm not even an asshole, I just avoid drama. Walk.
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  3. ​ @indianastan  chick, also known as a woman, which is an adult human female.
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  4. Meanwhile as a man: that mistake I made 20 years ago still makes me feel anguish and torment sometimes today, I have to do better, can't make the same mistakes. I bet they never have that self-aware doubt problem over decisions. How can I too become oblivious lol?
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  5. That's like I'm going to allow myself to take a shit today, or I'm going to allow my cells to metabolize glucose lol. If you can control feelings like that, 1) how is anything in your marriage a problem if you can control your feelings just feel better lol, and 2) if you can control your feelings so well, why are they always such a problem?!
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  6. This is why I watch David Goggins videos, he's out running while filming, doing like a 20 MILE warmup lol. That's true multitasking.
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  7. ​ @SeeLasSee  guess what, if you're not kept, you're discarded. If you don't want to be picked, surprise, you won't get picked.
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  8. No, you don't see it, because men don't go cry on TikTok, no, men just kill themselves, in record numbers currently. #1 cause of death in fact in the US.
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  9. That sounds like a lot of work, jerkin it's less work lol, and, you don't have to watch these women lol. Don't torture yourself, do some nice for yourself. "You Deserve It".
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  10. My parents were married 59 years when my mom passed in 2020. My dad still says he wants to stay alone because they're still married, it was till death do US part, not one another, he says. I want just a fraction of that, please, society. Just this once can our lives be at least as good as our parents?
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  11. ​ @ma3stro681  if that didn't sell you, how the fuck can you work a JOB, it's like marriage but with no sex and worse tax benefits. Just saying, you're a slave in many ways you would not accept if you thought about them.
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  12. Why are you telling me this? We're coworkers, not friends.
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  13. Her: makeup on TikTok, on to the next chapter queenz! Him: a month later in his tiny apt, "[sobbing] I'm a failure, ahhhhhh!"
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  14. Yep. Single like 10 years, handsome, wealthy, zero interest. I bet if I put on a fake ring I'd get mauled. It's worked before.
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  15. Why the fuck do you even know if a coworker is married or not? There to work not be friends.
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  16. The voice that every human has that tells us oh fuck I'm alone this is bad oh shit predators I need strength in numbers, community, social support! The voice that drove us to become social animals and use logic and language? Yeah silence THAT drive, what could go wrong?
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  17. Exactly. I'm not married, despite wanting to be, because I've never felt strongly for anyone so far. I won't force it.
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  18. Right, it would be like a guy causally painting Warhammer 40k figures while delivering news about a school shooting
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  19. We all deserve the opportunity of happiness. Like any opportunity, it requires effort from you.
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  20. As I say, men don't complain on TikTok, no, men just kill themselves, in record numbers currently. Sad.
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  21. If they have a mental DISORDER, we used to be a lot more tactful and private about that. No one was jumping in and loudly announcing "Hey everyone, I have clinical depression with bipolar outrage, whooo!" Lol. It was not to be celebrated. What specific treatment is she getting for her PTS Disorder? Oh, none? That's bad, ma'am you need to be on hours of therapy a week and tons of drugs, and oh wait, you lost your health insurance when you divorced, medicine can't help you, bye bitch
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  22. I like my idea, upon divorce the state takes everything, liquidates it, and donates it to charity. Both parties lose EVERYTHING. Now, you both have a gun to your head and neither party can benefit, so you'll be REALLY FUCKING SURE before you commit, both of you. And that's how it should be, it's a lifetime commitment of giving up the entire world for your partner.
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