Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "penguinz0" channel.

  1. "I'm 22 and I only make $100k/year", and that's where my sympathy evaporated lol.
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  2. You start babbling about a Jinn, and then the homeless guy you startled in the abandoned building stabs you for you wallet and goes to buy GIN.
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  3. Kid: “I’m actually crying!…” Mom: "Wow, your acting is actually getting really good, babe! Keep it up! Can you emote more?!"
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  4. This game makes me lose ALL faith in eyewitnesses lol.
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  5. Imagine role playing in a game people play to ESCAPE role playing in real life lol.
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  6. "We have to get out of here!" "Quick, let's make our escape in that new 2021 GMC Sierrra HD over there! It has towing cameras and leather seats and currently attractive finance offers!"
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  7. Reviewers: "I mean, it's OKAY. It's not like world-changing groundbreaking stunning and brave like The Last of Us 2 or anything..."
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  8. "But this is a horror movie, getaway vehicles never start or run!" "Don't worry, GM's new lineup are class leaders in initial quality and reliability. [car starts, protagonists drive to safety]"
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  9. OSHA would like to know about this impossible to open crash bar exit door... #firecode #governmentsarethetruetheives #regulatoryfines
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  10. As they show the close up of it's face, and it's eyes silently scream "Hey, I'm still conscious fuckers!"
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  11. Well, he does have millions more viewers now, on this channel alone
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  12. Homeless guy, the wind, gravity, malevolent demon genie. Those are the only possible choices.
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  13. Same, because him attacking them in his video is often far more than enough.
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  14. Dude, am I wrong or would "health food" mukbang be a content gold mine? That HAS to already be a thing.
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  15. Plot Twist: They're created BY FIRE
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  16. The guy had a backpack, so he apparently brought tools...I'd have added a nice Milwaukee M18 fuel brushless sawzall to the bag, problems solved.
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  17.  @AmbblyPuff  "you're just making yourself a target for robbery" IF, as you say, NO ONE cares how much money you have, who would rob you lol? Apparently someone cares, if they want to rob you, so your point is debunked.
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  18. Florida, it's like California but with better finances and weather, and nicer people.
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  19. Yeah, but the Netflix remake version, not the good anime version.
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  20. Technically it's -2,505,400 pounds, if you consider he could have walked away from that meeting with $2.5 million just for the name...
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  21. Charlie gives horrible advice by saying a flashlight isn't your first line of defense, especially with him living in Florida. You must first IDENTIFY THE TARGET, ALWAYS. Take some shots in the dark in FL and YOU'LL be the one facing decades in prison. FL has very strict firearms and self-defense laws.
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  22. As someone who graduated high school in 2002 and was cool then, I resent this comment.
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  23. I'm sure they only spend a few tens of millions on the design/focus grouping/rebranding.
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  24. "SNL brings wealthy African-American celebrity businessman in as host in attempt to boost ratings and relevancy."
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  25. That's why you sit down.
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  26. The hype for this was so overblown it almost equaled 10% of the hype for The Last Of US 2. The game that was 7 years in the making, a $100 million dollar magnum opus of story and INCLUSION, THE GAME OF THE YEAR! LULZ
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  27. I was there, but now can't prove it, so it never actually happened.
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  28. Yeah but, the other house had a treadmill..
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  29. As a cheese lover, I was like 'vegan cheese'? Isn't all cheese vegan, I mean, I don't think I've ever seen cheese with meat in it lol
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  30. I don't have to imagine, I'm tortured with that vision as I lost a cockatiel that way, she escaped her cage during the day, flew, hit a wall and fell behind a desk, head down, and struggled deeper wedged until she suffocated, and it took a day to find her. Sad. That was the end of escapable cages.
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  31.  C A P  ford takes a different approach, of having every police car you ever see in a movie be a Ford lol. But seriously, they have a like 80% market share of police vehicle fleets
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  32.  @Eisenwulf666  My local Doctor (actual) of Chiropractic is a quack as well, he actually told me I needed to stretch, and exercise, and change my diet to lose weight and stop by back pain. He wanted me to do yoga and lift weights. I paid for an instant fix, what a fraud! (But really though, That was my first and only visit to my local doc. He said I'm fine, I'm just fat and lazy and that will make you hurt, change it. I don't want to see you back, I want you to do the work and not need to come back, was his advice. He does teach yoga at the local Y)
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  33. Useless filler vids like this make me happy I block all ads and deny creators any revenue.
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  34. And, that's a GOOD thing. It's a positive character trait to NOT be a good secret murderer, or to be good at lying about other people being a murderer. Just as a general rule.
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  35. He needs to add a pair of the biggest widest legged JNCOs to complete The Look.
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  36. My current youtube diet is a testament to the Streisand Effect being settled fact. I'd never watched PewDiePie before, and I've been watching youtube since before there were ads, way back in the internet dark ages of 2005-ish time. But after the media went after him SO hard for whatever controversy of the week a few times ago, it made me go "I have to go watch his videos to see what the damn press is so on about. I don't trust them". Turns out I was right, the press are idiots and Pewds did nothing wrong, other than gaining a deplorable like me as a sub and daily viewer. That led me to going 'Who is this mark pliers person? Maybe I should look at their videos, too....and why is this other channel about a rotting eye? And before you know it I'm watching basically everyone I've seen Charlie play with the last week lol.
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  37.  @Sz_zach  Naw, saying you earned the right to dox someone because you donated to them is scarier...because without that the can't rape you in the first place. They feel they earn the right to rape you from donations, whatever, can't find you they can't rape you, empty threat.
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  38. The best part of the cgi is when you realize that the entire scene is cgi, that the person is the sole real object in that scene, and he's performing in an empty, blank space. The set looks real and does not exist.
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  39. Hey guys, Jacob Wood just has a theory, a MatPat theory...
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  40. Charlie: Dogs aren't filthy Also Charlie: Insults billions of Muslims with his comments about dog cleanliness.
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  41. This is why this game has made me lose all faith in a legal system that places so much credence on eyewitness testimony. Combine gaslighting, peer pressure, fallibility of memory, the Asch paradigm, and just plain convincing liars, and suddenly you have people who actually see things happen discount their own experience, people believing shit they literally made up entirely, and innocents die.
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  42.  @TheDeLiXx  my facetious tone went over your head. My point and tone were that the man I visited gave the same advice as my GP doctor, the common sense advice, the actual hard work advice, rather than popping some joints or laying hands, or prescribing opiates, and insisting thats the path, come back every 2 weeks. A real person invested in your health will not want to see you back. They don't want repeat business, they want healthy clients who don't need them anymore. And the yoga classes are free, ive never gone, can't now with Covid. I guess I'd just rather hear a realist opinion from a professional rather than them peddle some quick fix for profit. I'm in acceptance.
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  43. For real. I've actually had to work MORE thanks to the lockdowns. I run a water treatment system, and with everyone staying home and panic-cleaning everything demand is up over normal. And the wipes. Oh God the wipes. Nationwide, wastewater treatment plants are dying faster than Covid patients due to the tp shortage and everyone using wipes, destroying every pump everywhere. Just because its flushable does not mean you should flush it!
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  44. Wait, there's a 500 reply limit? Fucking censorous google...
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  45. Well, I mean NoPixel IS cancer, someone was going to die no matter what.
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  46. It's far better to use "Don't they teach you kids this in school anymore?", that way you still get the insult but it shorts our their brain by casting them as the victim of a failing education system. Here's another great one: How dare you assert your privilege. It makes woke people who believe in idiocy like privilege freak out lol
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  47. Fellow St Louisian, the brick home capital of the US, and today home to the most abandoned brick homes anywhere, unfortunately. Oddly enough there is a thriving brick black market centered in this region, to the point that not long ago a Congressman wanted to make a brick registry with serial numbers to reduce theft.
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  48. Every year 12,000 Americans die from stair falls. That's 12x more people than police kill, but no one cares, no one marches, no Stair Lives Matter, No All Stairs are Bastards. Our systemic multi-level racism just lives on, killing us 1200% faster than guns.
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  49. ...yeah, ok, BUT, buy the MERCH! MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH!MERCH! -A Douchetuber
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  50. It solely reveals what was already there. We just never had the ability in the past to hear what billions of people think about something. If even 0.000001% of them are insane off the wall crazy thoughts and beliefs, that's still millions of people, larger than any military in existence.
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  51. I'm saying, health food mukbang has to be a thing already. If not that's a content gold mine
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  52. He actually was totally honest, he not only refused to steal or help steal, he also refused to snitch on the thieves.
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  53. Nah, they know, because it's the goal. It was YEARS ago I was curiosity-watching these Shane Dawson/Jeffrey Starr makeup events because these masses of people would show up in insane numbers, their products would sell out through multiple resupplies instantly, there was crazy DEMAND, and that was before TikTok was even a thing, that was all YouTube-only based fame then.
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  54. The Karenavirus, 2020.
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  55.  @sniffersmc2827  using a hammer on a steel door, no matter how you try to repair it, is far dumber than anything said in this thread. Why not bring some actual tools like a drill or sawzall? Maybe because he's an idiot criminal.
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  56. 37:42 new phone notification sound
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  57. 4:00 real talk though deadass no cap, that's pretty legit rail work.
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  58. Hmm, a prank, possibly a bystander? Perhaps the wind? NO, it was definitely possibly maybe a malevolent demon genie.
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  59. And if that happened it would be tragic. But it didn't. If you were 10,000 pounds heavier and traveling 2 miles per second you would be a planet killing meteorite, but you're not so why talk about it?
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  60. As a trained scientist who operates a large scale public water treatment and filtration facility, and am certified to operate any such facility in the entire United States, I'd like to state that Dan the alleged water man does not represent our profession in any way, and as a member of the Water Council of Elders I hearby denounce his non-Water related opinions and allegations.
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  61. I'm still trying to get past the trauma of the idea of "Rebel Wilson' and 'unzip' being in the same sentence.
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  62. We need to start the latest TikToker trend/challenge: Who can be the most normal? Go!
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  63. "Who is the Duck Commander?" How is Charlie this out of touch? Duck Dynasty was a bigger show than Game of Thrones for a while there.
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  64. Which makes you wonder sometimes when I look through, for example, my red dot sight I paid $75 for, and I look through a military grade Trijicon red dot that they use that's priced at $1375...it IS clearer, but is it 18.3x clearer?
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  65. Empathy has to be to humans. None of us are small animals or know how they feel or their struggles. Another term is in order.
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  66. I mean I don't even claim to know what women think or feel, because I'm not a woman, and that's the same species. It would be presumptuous for me to empathize with animals. I just love them unconditionally instead despite not knowing if they can understand that.
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  67. It's hard to criticize a place like this, sitting in front of DRYWALL.
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  68. This reminds me of MoistCritical defeating the Smuglord xQc in chess combat in four moves lol.
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  69. Monetized video complaining about another youtuber monetizing a big video. It's peak 2021
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  70. the ratings are great, just need to figure out how to do it more than once. MILLIONS in donations!
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  71. How about a mode where eject confirms are off, votes are anonymous, and you have no idea how many impostors there are and it's randomized, up to 10 lol
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  72. And that's why you don't confuse love with attention from people who sell sex for money. It's not real. That's why you're paying for it.
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  73. Now, if this was a leftist protest, the store would be burned to the ground and 7 people would be murdered, and no charges would be filed.
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  74. Lol, yes, just like EVERY BATHROOM, unless you have carpet. You have carpet in your bathroom, don't you. You're THAT person. Wood, marble, tile, linoleum, all notoriously hard and slippery when wet. It's why tens of thousands of Americans die every year of falls on floors.
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  75. Wow, I had no idea so many people would find calling anyone 'babe' an issue. Half the men I know, and most of the women, call their significant other by babe, or hun. Calling someone 'babY' with a Y would be super weird. That's more popular in 'urban' culture, such as in the term 'baby mama'.
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  76. 4:34 It's an old but powerful idea: if you have to ask the question "Is what I'm doing right/legal/ethical/constitutional?", by virtue of having to ask that question usually this means the answer is no.
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  77. Since all gender is made up and fluid these days, I say the parents should determine the gender depending on how much money is given by guests at the party. Uncle John wants it to be a boy, up your bid! Uh-oh, grandpa Jimmy wants a great-granddaughter, he's dropping $1k on the table, any more bids before we gable down and declare it'll be a girl? SOLD!
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  78. This is the government Copmala brought us.
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  79. The hype for this was so overblown it almost equaled 10% of the hype for The Last Of US 2. The game that was 7 years in the making, a $100 million dollar magnum opus of story and INCLUSION, THE GAME OF THE YEAR! LULZ
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  80. 8:44 "Aren't you gonna [sly glance] 'come inside'?"
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  81. Which is a great commercial for Glock. So intuitive you can use it even with zero training in your life.
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  82. You can't tell me Charlie lives in Florida and does NOT understand how passionate people can be about marina/dock berths.
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  83. It's the bear equivalent of us getting abducted by aliens lol
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  84. And I bet if you confronted them with that concern, they'd probably say something like oh sorry, but hey, this was a HAPPY story, look, he actually didn't end himself, see, it's all good, we're raising awareness, probably. I can see them or other tubers trying to play that card .
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  85. "Imagine going to someone’s YT channel or a subreddit to harass every single person there, leaving, and thinking they did something good for the world." Now you know how all those Biden voters felt.
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  86. Cats Budget: $100 million... Now put that in context with the following information. Primer Budget: $7000 Yes, one of the best independent films ever made, Primer, was made for $99,993,000 LESS than Cats. There is no God.
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  87. Bet he won't give up what he profited from it though...
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  88. I agree, but the problem comes when we ask "Can fictional, imaginary characters that have not and never will exist in real life be exploited?". That's a whole grey area can of worms. If you imagine killing a person, but never act on it, is that attempted murder because it did happen in your imagination?
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  89. exactly what I said. this kind of exploitation is nothing new.
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  90. Wait, why is the ability to filter streams by gender or other attribute a bad idea again? In fact, why isn't this an option? Seems like basic functionality. Amazon, Twitch's parent company, allows one to filter products by gender.
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  91. Early adopter, I canceled netflix when they stopped sending DVDs I could clone... Now I just torrent all their content like regular people.
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  92. This game was so hyped i NEVER HEARD OF IT in the shadow of The Last of Us Part 2. The hype only started as far as I could tell about a month ago lol
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  93. Can you imagine the focus groups for a toy like this? Had to be a lot of wtf reactions.
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  94. "Refusing to date someone who owns an animal you don't like isn't crazy" Which is why we always say no to dating single mothers.
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  95. MAYBE some of these millionaire streamers should start paying their ASCAP fees, then they could use all the music they want, even without artist's permission, and keep making millions of dollars streaming. I'd hate for them to have to actually pay fees like most performance venues do and have for decades.
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  96. The research in this video is now out of date. Most Karen's now are pro mask and Karening against people not wearing masks.
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  97. Charlie gives horrible advice by saying a flashlight isn't your first line of defense, especially with him living in Florida. You must first IDENTIFY THE TARGET, ALWAYS. Take some shots in the dark in FL and YOU'LL be the one facing decades in prison. FL has very strict firearms and self-defense laws.
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  98. " the greatest YouTube experiment that has ever been done." Youtube: Hold my beer [ends monetization for every video and places unskippable 90 second Google ads on everything]
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  99. ACTUALLY, scratch that, the biggest youtube experiment ever done would be making every 'creator' pay for the actual cost of their video hosting. Suddenly the more popular your video is, the more money you OWE, not make lol. Show what the good old days were like when no one made money on youtube, the compensation for making great videos was not having to pay for hosting, which on a popular video could run into 6-figures in bandwidth bills a month.
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  100. No expert has ever stated any measure to STOP the spread, all precautions are to SLOW the spread. EVERY human will get this. That's agreed fact. Masks, handwashing, social distancing, shutdowns, their SOLE purpose is to make sure we don't all get it at the same time, but over a longer timeline. But we are all getting it. Until that case total hits 7+ billion, this is continuing. Welcome to Week 30 of '2 Weeks to Flatten The Curve'.
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  101. Whoa, omegalol, the moment you click the 'original video' link to go see this insanity for yourself, and the video starts 5 minutes in because sometime in the past you actually already watched this crazyness. I think I may have started watching these weirdos when Charlie did the video about the Breatharians, the people who eat air.
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  102. Next you'll be telling me birds are actual flying live animals that evolved over time rather than government surveillance drones.
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  103. #Peak2020 "He has bad credit, he has to be the killer"
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  104. New Law Eliminates all youtube reaction and lets play channels. Users: everyone liked that. Time to go back to original content.
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  105. 8:20 GGGGGAAAAAAASPPPP "That's an impossible movement!! It's Toast! It's....oh no wait, that's normal, false alarm"
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  106. it's 2021, is there really still anyone under 40 who doesn't know how the internet works and gotten over it? If 100,000 people hate comment or death threat you, congrats, you have 0.00001% of users as haters lol. I'd wager that real celebrities don't even count until they get over a million+ a day. Haters are also an excellent gauge of engagement, it's like Capt Jack Sparrow, "You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of!" "But you HAVE heard of me", the marketing is working.
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  107. Update, the chick with the gun turned out to be in the right, the chick filming was arrested for attacking her.
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  108. Not 4100 kilometers, 4.1 MEGAMETERS
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  109. Citizens arrests happen thousands of times a day: all police arrests are arrests by citizens.
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  110. 5:53 "Why people look at youtubers as vapid losers and no one respects the profession" HA, he referred to Youtube-ing as a 'profession'. Now THAT is real comedy.
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  111. Oh so it's like quarters.
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  112. The hype for this was so overblown it almost equaled 10% of the hype for The Last Of US 2. The game that was 7 years in the making, a $100 million dollar magnum opus of story and INCLUSION, THE GAME OF THE YEAR! LULZ
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  113. 10:25 those gas mask filters still had the seals and caps on them lol
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  114. 0:49 to 0:53 omg, it was way too early in the morning to experience that much funny without warning.
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  115. You think Miami was expensive, wait until you see Antarctica
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  116. And thanks to the placebo effect, this can be as or more effective than traditional western medicine.
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  117. A regulation horseshoe can weigh up to 2lb, 10oz.... Charlie, you were off by over 150%.
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  118. Shows outside of house Youtube: We're all playing GeoGuessr now.
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  119. "Imagine dragging on a fight on YouTube for a year. " I'm still decrying monetization to anyone who will listen, that's a fight I've been dragging on for 13 years now, and I still feel the platform needs to go back to the pre-google days when all content was created solely for fun and no creators made revenue of any kind. Money has destroyed the platform.
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  120. 12:14 the only thing missing was a flock of white doves flushing into the air in slow motion in the background and that could have been an iconic John Woo cinematic moment.
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  121. The hype for this was so overblown it almost equaled 10% of the hype for The Last Of US 2. The game that was 7 years in the making, a $100 million dollar magnum opus of story and INCLUSION, THE GAME OF THE YEAR! LULZ I Never really heard about Cyberpunk until about a month ago when the TLOU2 hype collapsed
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  122. Not really. Tannerite is pretty weak. Done this as an experiment, you can put an apple against a 1lb container and detonate it, zero damage to the apple. It's mostly just noise.
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  123. Watching from 2020....weird hair lol
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  124. Watching this from October 2020, I have to note, wow, Charlie looks a LOT like The Deep from The Boys in this video. #MissedRole
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  125. Since he compared it to a Nolan movie, it was harder to understand than Tenet, so there's that.
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  126. I think I'd rather buy 38 $1 million dollar houses than that $38 million dollar house.
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  127. I've been watching several streamers play it for hours and seen maybe one 'game-breaking' bug, and that was on youtube's end because everyone and their mother is streaming live on YT today for some contrived charity event and it's crashing things all over.
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  128. If things keep going the way they are, it'll be a crime to gender your child until they get to choose their gender.
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  129. Nalgene Has Entered The Chat Did someone say reusable plastic water bottles? I think we can help.
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  130. What did they charge the worker with? It's 2023, I'm surprised the victim isn't being charged with attempted murder and instantly fired for meeting violence with violence.
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  131. The most amazing thing about this is that this looks like "Youtube Rewind 2018:The Movie" that came out after Youtube Rewind 2018 was the most hated video of all time.
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  132.  @egorsdeimos3523  but here's the question, if he hadn't gone on Shark Den Dragon Tank or whatever the fuck it is and gotten embarrassed and dressed down, would he have had that to drive him to success he enjoys now? Could be that was the thing he needed. Could be that those investors who shunned him actually invested ASTOUNDING value in him with their lack of acceptance. It gave him the perseverance to take the harder, alone road. There's always a chance they'd invested in him, then sold him off to some bigger company for a one-time payout deal and he'd have made less then he has now.
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  133. This surprises you, after seeing Congress destroy the entire hookup industry and Craigslist by threatening them with liability.
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  134. Random, words, strung into, sentences, filled with, buzz...words. SAID with. Great. EMPHASIS.
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  135. How do all these millions-sub, millionaire youtubers whom are professional gamers by description not have astonishingly speced PCs that make Crysis run like notepad? I mean, shit, most of them are SPONSORED by PC companies, so it makes it look real bad when their streamer has problems. If Markiplier, for example, has trouble running a game like this on his sponsor-provided Alienware setup, I'd probably reinforce my perception that AW is shit.
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  136. Tier list: Cringe
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  137. The only thing worse than the SNL: commercial ratio? How many edits youtubers like Charlie make. This was a 8 minute video and I stopped counting after the first dozen edits.
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  138. The worst crowdfunding disaster is youtube monetization. Its destroyed an entire society.
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  139. "I don't understand what people think they will get out of harassing someone because a creator makes a video on them" MONEY. It's the reason the creator does it, so copycats make sense.
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  140. Early adopter, I canceled netflix when they stopped sending DVDs I could clone... Now I just torrent all their content like regular people.
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  141. True, he should have stuck to what the platform is for and what they endorse, and had some naked women in there to dance on camera for sub donations. THAT'S the real twitch.
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  142. I don't. Charlie makes cash doing what he does. It's a surprise people copycat that? Neither he nor anyone else is responsible for the acts of others.
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  143. Call it "He did nothing wrong" and make it "we're paying him a $10 million dollar new sponsorship" flavored.
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  144. It peaked VERY early with the cooking with sex toys video and them getting spotted by the guy coming to the door. Of that year of content, that's the funniest thing I remember. The entire acupuncture video was 2nd funniest. And I still get daily videos from Alex Tima, their personal trainer guy that did the cryotherapy. He has some great stuff.
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  145. Here's another fun fact: police kill about 1000 Americans per year, and we have marches, riots that kill dozens, billions in property damage... But STAIRS kill 12,000 Americans per year. Stairs are 1200% deadlier than police and no one seems to care. No one does anything about it. Police kill perhaps some innocent people, but EVERY stair death is an innocent person.
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  146. I like wearing a mask because it makes the crazy pro-mask Karen segment of society think I'm one of them. Easier to infiltrate. It's like killing an enemy soldier and taking his uniform.
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  147. The type of magic that requires being filmed from a specific perspective and broadcast lol
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  148. I bet if today someone said they were going to livestream on twitch killing white people for BLM, they'd make instant partner status and be front page featured.
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  149. But if he stops hating on things, that's 90% of his content out the window. You can't ridicule or satirize anything these days without being accused of hate, so it ruins everything. This vid suspiciously sounds like a 'see, I told them off, now don't demonitize me' cya actions.
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  150. The drinks are expensive because the cocaine is so cheap. It's the reverse of the rest of the US
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  151. Content creator makes fun of something. Fans do the same thing. Surprised pikachu face?
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  152. How to make this a viable, even necessary product: "All chairs are racist, by social justice majority order all chairs nationwide are being destroyed immediately".
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  153. Meanwhile, click over to twitch and 50 women have their tits out making $5k a day in donations, but that's not a problem apparently
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  154. Kids, stay in school, do well, create a professional career, so that you too can one day make 1% as much a month as a communist twitch streamer lol.
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  155. It's not that bad, not just one round. You don't know until you know.
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  156.  @OsuOverlord  How could twitch possibly get any worse publicity-wise at the moment? It's a website for whores to fake porn being policed by a vindictive psychopath who thinks he/she/zer is a fucking DEER.
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  157. In the US they would have just breaching charged it in the first place and be inside instantly.
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  158. Can't ID your target, you can't shoot. Flashlight is 10000% no-exception required self-defense gear. The life you save (and the person you keep out of prison) may be yourself.
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  159. Rope guy could have used a climbing descender and had a nice, smooth, safe descent into the store. Problem was that takes money, so he has to break into the sporting goods store and steal said climbing equipment before he can use it for robberies lol. Hey, that's a good writing prompt for a story, a trained thief goes to REI, buys pro-level climbing gear as he cases the place, and comes back that night and robs the store via cutting a hole in the ceiling and using the purchased gear to execute the proper technical climbing in their infiltration and egress.
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  160. The movie was bad, but even worse it was BORING. Also, everyone harps on the sexualizing of the kids, but why is no one outraged that the main character almost MURDERED the fat latina girl by pushing her in the canal to take her spot in the dance group finale? She pushes her in, watcher her sink, and thinks about maybe helping, but then she grabs a buoy so she's like "nah, it'll be fine" and walks off, and that's never mentioned or addressed again, WTF? But yeah, it was creepy, and the most fucked up part is I'd have never heard of or watched it if there wasn't so much hoopla and outrage over it.
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  161. That's why medicine is a practice, no one ever really gets good at it.
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  162. It is a good idea, which is why it's already been done.
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  163. No, it's ok Elon was in that sketch and he's African-American.
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  164. Well, shark cages are made of aluminum, and they seem to work, and Great White Sharks are pretty powerful. AR-15s and M16s are made from aluminum, and they seem to do fine at killing. I think aluminum gets a bad rep unnecessarily sometimes.
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  165. Watching what? PROVE that we watched it. We cannot, therefore it never happened.
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  166. Karening is annoying, but the ULTIMATE form of Karening is getting someone fired over a karening incident. It's a bit too far.
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  167. Hey, faking is own death lost him 1500 subs...but because of it you're talking about it to your 8 million subs, many of which like me have never heard of this guy, but now have lol. He's bigger than ever now.
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  168. That all said, not sure what it should have to do with their status or employment or sponsorship. These people literally play games for hours on end with every gun you can imagine or not, in game murdering thousands of players graphically, and that's cool. Of course if twitch was not hypocritical there would be no twitch, so....
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  169.  the Emperor of man  but...he didn't die, so....
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  170. Chiropractors, the credible version of Dr Fauci.
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  171. $2000 is the max price of any politicians soul, BY LAW. #FEC
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  172. secretly?
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  173. To be fair, the marble makes up about $2 million of the value, the other $37 million or so goes to 'Manhattan Penthouse' expense. It's kind of like I know people who live in NYC, and for what they pay in rent for a ROOM, a single ROOM, they could come to the midwest and buy a new 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom brick house with acreage in a gated community AND a new car and still have utility money left over after paying all bills each month.
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  174. GRP burns down California.... and nothing of value was lost.
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  175. I started watching this and was confused, then I realized OH, Dobre...I was thinking of David DOBRIK lol. Easy to get these crews confused.
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  176. IN ALL FAIRNESS anyone with a gun did exactly this, on purpose, to their PS4 about 10 hours into The Last of Us 2... Please, put it out of it's misery!
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  177. Go on...
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  178. It was probably Twitch itself, because the income numbers were HUGE good advertising. Everyone saw people are making literal millions, after everyone saying they don't make jack for streaming. It's also a part of the class war, seeing all these people begging for donations while making millions, while demanding the rich be taxed while they're wealthy.
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  179. 8:47 "Hey guys, is Mike ok? His eyes are open an his pupils are fixed, and I don't know if he's breathing..." "Aw, he's fine! Here pick his head up for a second so we don't break his jaw on these rocks lol. He'll be fine in the morning!" [drags over flint rocks]
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  180. 6:05 to 7:46 Post lays out every reason why to avoid and never date SINGLE MOTHERS. All the same problems, all the same crazy.
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  181. The big question is what happened to all the audition tapes from casting? From what I've heard, they had THOUSANDS of little girls try out for these roles...that's a LOT of unused footage that went...somewhere? (shudder).
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  182. Speaking of deaths stats, Police in the US kill an average of 1000 persons per year, total. STAIRS kill around 12,000 persons per year in the US. Stairs are 1200% deadlier than police, yet no one is doing anything about it. There are no anti-stair marches, no defund the stairs protests, no one pointing out the dangers of our systemic multi-floored multi-elevational societal biases that kill thousands. Wake up, America. Some people killed by police may be possibly innocent, but EVERY person killed by stairs is innocent.
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  183. You want another video making fun of redditors after he just scolded everyone for making fun of redditors?
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  184. New gaming tactic, crash enemy players via massive money donation DDoS lol
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  185. Upload to Bitchute. Then it's not a re-upload. It's new content, and free real estate. My biggest complaint about Unus Annus is that it was not 'one video per day' as billed. There were series of many, many videos where you could tell that got together on a weekend and just banged out like a dozen videos to then release daily. I'd like to see it re-done right, start each video with them getting the newspaper dated THAT day. Make it more topical. Get rid of the fancy editing and cuts. It was kind of low effort unless they made a single video per day. Having a bunch saved up and releasing one a day, meh. Hell, if they'd just live-streamed every single day, that would have been even better. REAL content, not this slickly pieced together fake crap that all of Youtube has turned into. I think that's part of why Tim Pool for example is as insanely popular as he is, no edition, no script, no cuts.
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  186. Lol. This is basically him saying don't do what he does. He gets paid to do it, you don't, and that's what makes him doing it ok. If you want to attack and ridicule redditors, you have to start your own channel and make your own videos lol.
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  187. I love you so much I'll destroy your family if you don't destroy your family and go fall in love with someone else because I want that.....geez
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  188. Well, he DOES have a dog (Dogs?), and not cat I've seen. That would imply he's a canine supremacist.
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  189. Dear Aramaru, you can block youtube users. That is all.
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  190. It's a surprise to you that you make money making fun of someone or something, and that inspires others to do the same? Interesting.
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  191.  Insert Name Here  $15/hr minwage sounds great, until you call a plumber and their rate is now $1000/hr...
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  192. Plot twist, the furniture in this place cost millions and is so good regular people can't even legally buy it because they can't survive such luxury. Kind of like David Dobrik's couch.
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  193. ghosts
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  194. He did
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  195. Me: Vegan cheese? Isn't all cheese meat-free and thus vegan, lol?
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  196. I've never heard a tetanus shot referred to as a vaccine.
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  197. It's funny to make fun of this, yes, but at the end of the day we have to remember this guy's decade of school and established practice, however legitimate, will always be more of an accomplishment than a youtube channel that just took lazing in front of a camera talking... I do respect the youtube pro scam though.
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  198. Now, if Nate had been based and ran out and put about 3 rounds into the dude because he thought she was actually getting attacked, now THAT is a 100 million view video.
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  199. Honestly, when the berry girls busted out the 'Colonizer' card, they insta-leveled up to Karens themselves. Racial Karening is a whole other level of fucked up fuckery, that only a chosen few special prophesied individuals have the potential to achieve.
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  200. I miss dvd netflix. I used to be able to get 3 dvds in the mail early enough that I could copy all 3, have them back in the mail that afternoon and a day later have 3 more new dvds to copy, repeat, repeat, repeat.
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  201. Charlie needs to buy the sub to Miggster, and become the biggest youtuber to win all the tournaments.
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  202. That's the worst rape victim counseling I've ever heard.
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  203. Wow, so twitch and this gaming org are astonishingly anti-gun so I see. Time to boycott both. Also, as someone who has never streamed on twitch or other useless platforms, why is no one doing this shit on a delay?
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  204. Then perhaps not ridicule the target in the first place? This is just like the cool kid in class with 8 million clique members going out of his way to point at your shoes and say "Ha, those are gay!", and then before you know it a few million of those clique members are all calling your shoes gay to fit in and be part of the group. They're called followers and/or subscribers and/or influencers for a reason, they follow what you do, they subscribe to the values you express, and you influence what the mob does. It's all the business.
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  205. I posit that Unus Annus never actually happened. Prove to me it actually did. If you can't, then it never really existed.
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  206.  @sid6041  " It doesn't say #aquafina it says #aquatina which is the name of the guy's company" Hi, we're Aquafina parent company PepsiCos legal team, and we're here to sue you over your company name for the next eleventy-dozen years. We're willing to spend 10x what your company is worth in legal fees just to keep you from using a name even remotely similar to ours.
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  207. Still costs $100k either way lol.
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  208. Because every edge you bevel you're literally grinding cash off your margins and/or driving up the price. I recently bought a headstone, and going from one single polished side to 2 more than tripled the cost.
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  209. All too old to know what Netflix is.
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  210. He said VIVIsect...inject a colored dye into the death row inmate and then injure them to create a plume of either blue or red blood. Dissection is way too boring, hello, explosions and murderous wildfires are the competition.
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  211. Vaporize needs to get raperized... It's these witticisms that bring me here and keep me coming back
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  212. "How about THIS!" [activate photo-strobe paralysis]
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  213. As an authority on seeing thousands of single mothers on dating apps, I'd say she looks better than most. She's 28 btw and attributes many of her health problems with being vegan for a number of years lol.
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  214. IIRC polar bears have the most powerful, sensitive sense of smell of all land animals.
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  215. Wait until Charlie finds out about TIMBERSPORTS....
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  216. Everyone should watch, if only to be able to defend your outrage when people standing up for this trash dismiss your criticism by saying you didn't watch it, so you have no standing. If you look away, you're letting it happen, just like Rust says in True Detective: Season 1. Of course, you torrent it like a normal person and fuck netflix.
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  217. That's the TRUE outrage of all this.
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  218. Charged with 8 million counts of making NYCs 'brand' look bad on the news.
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  219.  @blendyblender5230  5% ALSO means 94%+ DON'T die. If that was a casino game people would be lined up out to the street and your casino would be broke before lunch with those kind of odds. Think of all the things you do everyday that have a FAR higher chance than 5% of killing you. Suicide and drug overdose still far outpace coronavirus deaths, and those are 100% preventable by doing NOTHING. If you're between 10 and 35 right now in the US, and you resolve not to suicide yourself, and you resolve not to OD on heroin or opiates, your overall survival rate in life more than triples. The rates are INSANELY high. https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/statistics/suicide.shtml
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  220. This reminds me of that movie Nightcrawler, where the main character starts moving around crash victims before the police arrive on scene to get a better video scene.
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  221. The term 'kibosh' is now racist and thus illegal. Delete the entire channel Youtube lol
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  222. Irony, leaches have widespread use in current western medicine.
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  223. "Be gone from him S̶A̶T̶A̶N̶ JINN! I cast the out, S̶A̶T̶A̶N̶ JINN!"
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  224.  @jamesphilip8426  The biggest mistake one can make in criticism is not reviewing what they're criticizing. The number one go-to the defenders use is "well, you didn't watch it, or watch it all...". The terrible irony of all this is I'd have never heard of or watched the film (torrented of course) if there hadn't been outrage around it. It would have remained in obscurity. Just like tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup, and racism, if you keep bringing attention to these things you just prolong their existence.
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  225. I bought that same GoPro, the Hero 7 Black, WITH a 256gb micro SD card, for $219 at Walmart in July 2020.
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  226. This whole story is similar in some ways to the retail wars of today, and the major factor: physical locations. Blockbuster Total Access at the end of their run was better than Netflix because they had the huge network of existing physical stores to return and rent from. It's similar to the current war between Walmart and Amazon. Amazon is now opening physical stores all over the US, when supposedly their advantage in the first place over traditional retail was their lack of physical stores and their subsequent overhead costs. Turns out people actually DO like to shop in a real store still in very large numbers just as much as they want to look at a photo/review/description and click buy. I've said for a while now that the logical conclusion is Walmart, the far larger company, buys/merges with Amazon in what would probably be the largest business deal in human history, maybe the first ever trillion-dollar-level deal. It makes sense, Walmart owns the physical, their store footprint is unmatched and their own in-house shipping and logistics system is like if you merged fedex with UPS and gave them the resources of a major world power's military. I remember being in college and looking at the coursework for a degree in logistics/transportation, there are literal minor concentrations focused on The Logistics of Walmart, they are the world leader in supply chain and inventory management. They built their own independent, completely in-house internet system/credit card processor/phone system based on their own private proprietary global satellite constellation, they were doing Elon Musk-level shit before there was a SpaceX. Couple that kind of IRL dominance with the techno-superiority of Amazon's online presence, it's over. There would be no competition. It makes so little sense for them to compete when they're two perfectly tuned parts of a perfect machine. Imagine the day when you can have a large portion of your Amazon products delivered not in days, but in only as long as it takes you to drive to any of your nearest 4700 Walmart stores and picking it up. And the stuff they don't have on hand, their combined national warehouse and private shipping network can have to the store of your choice in a day. It would put UPS and Fedex out of business.
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  227. Wait a second, aren't those elves? Oh wait, that's Keebler.
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  228. Well, Elon IS African-American, and they don't crack.
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  229. All the bears probably want to be on Six Seal Team.
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  230. Now try to deal with Zoomers who sound just like that for the next 20 years
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  231. Because of the outrage. it's a sad truth. I would have never heard of or watched it, but SO MANY people are freaking the fuck out it had to be watched. And yes, it was bad, BUT it was also BORING. All the outrage exaggerated my expectations for how bad it was going to be. I watched the whole thing, was disgusted, was outraged, but also left with the feeling of THIS is what everyone is so upset about? It's bad, but old news. Toddlers & Tiaras and all that child beauty pageant stuff was doing this and worse years ago, and people were outraged then too, rightfully.
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  232. Exactly. It must be played with like an adult, always.
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  233. It's Russian Shia LeBeouf
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  234. What language is he allegedly speaking?
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  235. It's the Karens losing their shit when people DON'T wear masks, at least where I'm from. Most normal people mind their own business.
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