Comments by "Patrick Mcelligott" (@patrickmcelligott5646) on "Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test | Onion News Network" video.

  1. Yes, yes, on family feud!
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  2. I hope there were no accidents in the process. Oh wait, it was ford!!!
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  3. Good one!
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  4.  @SupremeInvigilator  all the best to you, a man of few words.
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  5. And thanks to the Scrotum injustices, he can’t be prosecuted for lying or war crimes. Think they are paid enough, maybe they should be allowed to solicit funds? Hey, wait a minute! Also, no Coke allowed for mouthwash or pubic hair for floss, hmmm. And look out ladies, if one of those guys comes up to you at a party and asks you to hold something for them.
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  6. Let’s make them use bare hands to install the uranium rods! Oh, gosh. Golly Gee, they won’t need all that expensive gear, they will have their faith to sustain them.
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  7. Some Napoleon brandy should set that right
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  8. You mean the Evangenital Church
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  9. Ladies, beware the laying on of hands for infertility, oh hell, for anything. And remember, there’s a southern state that wants to outlaw getting in touch with your self, oh, i guess they mean wanking. Imagine the investigative process, the court testimony, “Your Honor, I was only trying to get a grip on myself!” “Things looked desperate, so i simply took the situation in hand!”!How did you expect me to be able to hit the toilet and not the floor?”
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  10. Beware the stench of righteous decay!
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  11. It’ll cost you!
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  12. @ the Diet of
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  13. @ for lunch! Just kidding, you are correct
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