Comments by "Charles Eye" (@TheCharleseye) on "KBZK Bozeman MT News" channel.

  1.  @tm502010  Cooking thoroughly is over-processing? I'm guessing you've never heard of meat.
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  2. I think that's for the best. You and the rest of the Internet - that suddenly seems obsessed with morels - should avoid them at all costs. They're terribly scary. I will even make the sacrifice of eating them, so that there's no risk of them accidentally getting into your food. What can I say? I'm a giver. Now please, tell everyone you know to stop stomping around in the woods looking for the deadly morels. It's for their own good.
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  3. Me too. It scares the hell out of people and leaves more morels for the rest of us. I mean, it spreads awareness of these super deadly morels and ensures the safety of all mankind. After all, in 40 years, I've heard of exactly one person dying after eating something that happened to contain morels. Clearly, they are the devil. No actual investigation into what actually killed him is necessary. Just a poorly researched "news" story. Be afraid, city people! Run! Hide! Fear the morels!
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  4. I agree. You city people should avoid these mushrooms at all costs. You should stop trespassing on our lands to forage for them, ASAP. You're far better off. Especially since some of you geniuses will come out wearing tan and brown and wander through the woods, even during hunting season. Yup, it's better for everyone concerned if city people stop eating morels.
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