Comments by "barkmaker" (@barkmaker) on "Man Talk" channel.

  1. I've always wanted a woman with an off switch.
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  2. Love that these women are finally admitting that they were using abortion as a form of contraception.
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  3. I would avoid bumping into her just because I wouldn't want any of that to rub off on me.
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  4. Ethan is just the lowest form of life.
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  5. No one can please women.
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  6. Congrats on becoming a human Petri dish, 22!
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  7. I had one try that on me. She said, 'You're not jealous?' My response was, 'I'm not everyone's cup of tea. I wish you both the best.' ...and then hung out with them, bought them some beers, and to this day she and I are still friends. She wound up cheating on him too. That's why I bought him the beer. 🤣
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  8. $70K on childcare. That's got to be multiple and including absolutely all the costs, including some of the house note.
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  9. They can't even beat trans women. 🤣
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  10. Hear hear! 👏🏼
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  11. They virtue signal because they have no virtues.
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  12. That's who she's going to wind up with.
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  13. @, that hasn't worked for me yet. 😕
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  14. ...and what is it with this trend of yapping while putting on their war paint?
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  15.  @kirkclarke7396 , I like to cook and wouldn't trust a robot to cook for me anyway. ...which reminds me of the time Bender tried to be a chef on Futururama. 🤖
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  16.  @augustcanyon3438 , we're not focused. We're just watching the train wreck. We're fine, Chuckles. Focus on yourself.
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  17. Not the brightest bunch, are they?
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  18. Wouldn't that be quite the paternity circus?
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  19. The blue hair is the best argument for getting an AI robot girlfriend. Thankfully they're not all hippy chicks.
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  20. @, that would be an excellent feature as well.
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  21.  @williamweigt7632 , that makes me happy. Sincere thanks for sharing.
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  22. Sound advice even though if that dad was being like that, he's taking the wrong approach. That girl will wind up with all sorts of daddy issues from that kind of crappy parenting.
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  23. So needy. No wonder she always winds up tolerated until "she" decides to leave.
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  24. Well that explains the canyon.
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  25. It's likely hyperbole to get back at the ex.
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  26. Damn. I want to be a goat when I grow up.
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  27. If you see any sort of nasal piercings, just run like hell.
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  28. Try creating life without deez nuts.
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  29. He's trying to be popular. I wouldn't trust a word out of that reptile's mouth.
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  30. NEWSFLASH: Someone also leaked on your nudes. ...probably.
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  31. I'm so glad I decided not to get married and have kids.
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  32.  @ntal5859 , that hasn't worked for me.
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  33.  @donsmith4833 , both would be nice.
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  34.  @twelvepercentitalian2511 , what a relative bargain. At what price silence when you crave it?
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  35.  @tomjones5338 , I don't like to argue or drive people crazy. That's a good way to get Lorena Bobbitted.
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  36.  @votpavel  🤣
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  37.  @robertmoore294 , never heard of that one. I'll have to give it a view.
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  38.  @VenomBroly , thanks. Found that out when I tried looking for Megan. LOL Found it, just haven't had time to watch it yet.
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  39.  @kalidismail2663 , if any machine I've ever owned is indicative, that won't be true. This one will likely require upgrades and maintenance as well. LOL
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  40.  @danpatterson8009 , I've got have more. They can still do many naughty things with the mute button engaged.
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  41.  @dilipanthonypinto1620 , haha. If only you knew me. I've had worse on my t-shirts. 🤣
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  42. 22 in a day is a gangbang.
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  43. Adios. 👋🏿
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  44. That probably is more a statement of what she's working with than what they're working with.
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  45. That's exactly what I'd expect from face scribbles there. Definitely not the best decision maker.
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  46. Female SPECIES? 🤦🏿‍♀
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  47.  @MDE_never_dies , probably them.
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  48. @, not lately.
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  49. ...for a loaf of bread and two apples. She'd probably trade box just for a banana and a couple of kiwis. 😉
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  50. I'm just here for the event horizon.
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