Comments by "BunzeeBear" (@bunzeebear2973) on "German reacts to “How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages” | Feli from Germany" video.

I think I will stick to "Kinder Deutche" and common street words. Kinder deutche is a phrase I made up to say I speak like a child. "Keep it simple stupid applies" No wonder the early Vikings were depicted as a nasty bunch---those words are scary sounding. I would hear what I thought was German on Hogan's Heros . I would ask my dad who is from the Weimar area and he said it is NOT GERMAN. It is just made to sound German but was unintelligible to Him(so made up words that sound German because of the hard "k" or hard "g" sounds. American actors make the best "Germans" because Germans don't act that way. Hitler was Austrian which is close to Bavaria so would sound like that guy with the beer mug. There are many dialects as there are cities in Germany.(no different than California surfer's way of talking to a Texan to an Alabama to a New Yorker. It is all ENGLISH but each with its hook or lean on pronunciation.
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