Comments by "Tête Dur" (@tetedur377) on "BEST 29 Minutes of Men Going Their Own Way - Special Video" video.
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Why did nobody tell us that to get the girls, you had to be the bad boy?
Our mothers didn't tell us that. No, they gave us bad gouge. "Make friends with women," they said "that way, you'll always have a female friend." Mom always said to be courtly. "Be nice; be attentive. Open doors, carry her books."
Meanwhile, that hot high school girl I was jonesing for, and trying to be her friend, was banging the college drop-out they modeled Fonzie after.
And dad proved what an A*hole he was by not contradicting her. Presumably because he still wanted a chance to get laid.
Former bad boy - way to go dad. You abused all your children, and all your wives, and you couldn't warn your son about women. You know what advice he gave me about women? "Son, never fall for a woman who thinks you hung the moon and the stars."
That's it. Then he probably put me through a wall because he was drunk and/or in a mood.
One more reason to hate your parents.
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