Comments by "Winsome Martinez" (@winsomemartinez) on "Here's how to safely enjoy the total solar eclipse" video.

  1. Don't pull a Trump and stare at it directly. It'll turn your face orange.
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  2. Fox breaking news: Joe Biden makes sun go away! More on this at 11.
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  3. Go buy some DJT penny stock.
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  4. No one is stopping you from burning out the optics in your cellphone. Do it if you wish.
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  5. Don't forget to scream the entire time.
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  6. Down another 10% today. Sounds pretty ominous.
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  7.  @promethiac2641  Was Karl a satirist? I believe he used Socratic Irony ironically.
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  8. Signed?
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  9.  @promethiac2641  Sorry, I was a bit distracted earlier. The honest answer is that I'd need more data to form a real opinion. So far I've heard: realist, pragmatist, progressivist, with maybe a touch of idealist. But forming a true opinion would take much more conversation than is allowed here.
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  10.  @wadekaplan9379  Have you ever thought to make a post which makes sense? I know it's your job, but ffs come up with something new.
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  11.  @promethiac2641  I'm with cupid on this, but believe you were more influenced by Harpo. Live and let laugh.
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  12.  @athomewithtexasgirl9888  You don't? But you have come to SmartassCentral®️ and want to complain about it?
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  13.  @promethiac2641  And of course I forgot a decent humorist. I find that the closer I get to any individual, the more I can see most of those traits in many people. Our public personas have a particular insular bent, while in reality most folks are complex and curious. The greatest difference I see is educational level, but I'm not talking about school necessarily, rather what and how much people have experienced in life. I've witnessed closed-mindedness in corner bars and in progressive boardrooms. I've seen open-mindedness in churches and in police officers. And vice-versa. Life is nothing if not weird.
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