Comments by "Playlist" (@playlist9980) on "Space Ice" channel.

  1. I love it when he refers to a fellow white guy as a "white boy". He pioneered the whole identity business.
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  2. "This guy stopped a convenience store robbery. Let's hire him to recover a stealth fighter plane."
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  3. That's what happens when you're supposed to travel to the Middle Ages but instead you travel to the outskirts of Vancouver.
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  4. It's like him in other movies being a Romanian cop but still American or being a Memphis detective but somehow coming home to his Russian trophy wife in France at the end of the day. His movies are just trope lists with no rhyme or reason. It's like they were written by a 10-year-old. Then again many were written by him.
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  5. "Man, he's unbelievable".
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  6. For real. Next step is making her an associate professor.
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  7. Also she says she hit him in the eye when the "rock" clearly hit him in the head. They can't even get that right.
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  8. ???
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  9. To be fair that description rules out about 45 per cent of LA population.
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  10. ​ @DirtyDanMunicipalMan  By the way he also drove gray Chrysler 300s in other movies. He must really love that car.
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  11. He's the gift that keeps on giving. It's a win-win situation. He gets to launder some more money and we get more hilarious Space Ice masterpieces.
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  12. "You deserve her for being so young and tall"
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  13. "He's not Jodie Foster. He's not into that weird shit." 😂
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  14. I just love how he's like a big child living up his childish fantasies.
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  15. I could literally use Sensei Seagal's voice as ASMR. Someone should make an ASMR compilation video.
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  16. ​ @DirtyDanMunicipalMan  Exactly. Folks here have worse detective skills than Seagal 😂
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  17.  @LuciusSicarius  And he's supposed to be this big gun collector in real life too, at least according to himself. Obviously the only think he does is staring at them.
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  18. Imagine the clash of egos. Just as well Breen is too frail and Seagal is too obese because otherwise they would end up killing each other.
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  19.  @JimmyDoresHairDye  I would really subscribe to a channel where Seagal spouts delusional nonsense between snort and snort.
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  20. It's Bucharest. Whenever you see "Paris" in a Seagal movie it's Bucharest. They must give big tax credits in Romania or something.
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  21. He's also a self-proclaimed gun expert.
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  22. So did Seagal. In fact he was all over her.
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  23. Bucharest
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  24.  @Milosan1986  He must be an Orchard Park Bills fan. They only have that one joke and for some reason they think it's funny.
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  25. Why is the Greek general Indian?
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  26. Someone couldn't afford to pay his mortgage
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  27. Why is the king literally adjusting his wig? And how come a medieval old lady doesn't have a single gray hair?
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  28. "The most secret secrets" - Neil Breen
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  29. No, Neil Breen's movies all look the same.
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  30. Michael Caine famously said about this movie: "It was absolute shit, but you should see the house it bought me".
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  31. Any coke money is always welcome
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  32. He does an awful lot of movies set in dim-lit prisons, probably to conceal his girth in the dark.
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  33. Very much like Seagal in real life, buying Buddhist sainthood titles and talking spiritual bullshit while being a rapist and a psychopath.
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  34. "Paris" has a suspicious amount of Dacias.
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  35. I'm actually in the process of watching a Seagal movie of the money laundering era. Watching the whole movie opens your eyes to new layers of incompetence, narcissism and facepalm. There's just too much of it to cover it in a video.
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  36. That's unfair. Some of them had a strong Valley Girl regional accent.
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  37. Then stop feeling bad, because it was actually filmed in Bucharest.
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  38. Not so nice now, huh?
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  39. No actual existing military rank is awesome enough for His Awesomeness.
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  40. I imagine the undubbes lines were basically sniffing and throat clearing noises.
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  41. It's a TV show
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  42. He and Seagal had a lot in common. Both from Michigan, both half-Jewish, both had a lot of made-up bullshit ethnicities, both had an extensive history of domestic violence and sexual abuse.
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  43. Forget Ethan Hunt. He's the real American Bond.
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  44.  @sk1dr0w  NS (Natural Stupidity)
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  45. "mental problems" is also the explanation for Breen's "movies"
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  46. Probably money laundering
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  47. "...like you're fucking newlyweds"
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  48. He's supposed to be a big guitar collector and gun collector, but he doesn't know how to hold a guitar nor a gun. I think he just stares at them and jerks off.
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  49. Space cyborg Neil Breen, that's who.
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  50. 11:39 That supposed city map of Paris is quite obviously not a map of Paris, but a map of some sea port. Top production values as usual.
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  51. She's Asian. She's real smart.
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  52. Plenty of plastic tits though
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  53. Is "actor" French for escort?
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  54. They're not acting. They're genuinely scared of Seagal the creep.
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  55. Ironically Breen's casts are as diverse as any woke movie without even going for it or claiming brownie points. He will just hire any desperate bum regardless of ethnicity. He's the OG color-blind non-racist.
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  56. Kid-fu*king patty cake playing superagent with fat rapper nickname brought up in Tokyo's Chinatown. By this point Seagal is a parody of a Seagal parody.
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  57. The depressing thing is he has much more money than you and me thanks to his money laundering antics.
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  58. Then you have a lot of good will. I can imagine the whole immigrant trafficking plot in a cheesy episode of Walker: Texas Ranger (indeed I think they actually did it), but that's as far as it goes. The rest is just pure Breen dementia.
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  59. Why is Seagal wearing sunglasses in the dark? To cover his eye bags?
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  60. *an oatmeal *an epic
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  61. I own a denim shirt, but after watching reviews of every Breen movie I think I'll burn it.
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  62. Yeah, if he's doing all that for her at least make her likeable.
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  63. He is indeed
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  64. It's not just a lack of new ideas. It's a concerted effort to "set wrongs right".
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  65. I hope the well never runs dry
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  66. Bogota looks surprisingly quiet
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  67. "...like he's a fucking Harlem Globetrotter."
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  68. Yeah, he walks like a morbidly obese black man and breathes like an asthmatic killer, to be precise.
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  69. 4:55 So kind of the French to put no smoking signs in Romanian for the benefit of Romanian tourists.
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  70. Might want to see a doctor for the crying thing.
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  71. Space Ice is a modern day alchemist. He turns shit into gold.
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  72. And Kris Kristofferson and Levon Helm
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  73. Your loss
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  74. Even though he's fully clothed in those scenes the girl is frequently some escort acting as a body double, because the actresses (often glorified escorts themselves) don't want to be that close to him.
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  75. John Davis might be a competent director, but young Steven Seagal looked more like a douchy drug dealer than a likeable action hero.
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  76. "First Seagal movie, huh?"
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  77. He's a true stoic
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  78. Jesus, this movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen. I'm talking Birdemic bad. The actresses in particular sound deaf and dumb. Maybe it's part of the diversity thing.
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  79. I guess it beats being Steven Seagal
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  80. I think Shouty Woman was going for Female Mr.T but ended up sounding like Female Breen.
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  81. It comes from Chirac not wanting to join GWB's bogus quest for 'weapons of mass destruction'. The narrative for the consumption of the knuckle-dragging masses...I mean the great sovereign people of the land of the free....was that the French didn't want to go along with it because they're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Of course Billy Bob, who at that time was all about patriotic country songs about toppling random foreign governments for oil because....9/11? ate it all up.
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  82. In fact if you wiki "United States of America" it says "Population: 0 (formerly 1)"
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  83. "This is so much easier when they're not screaming" 😂
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  84. Imagine being a cop and your boss is playing the electric guitar in his office with an amp and all, because why not?
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  85. Me want the punani
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  86. Yes, the only thing that can make this channel even better is The Chuck.
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  87. Bucharest
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  88. He's too lazy to drive.
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  89. Imagine needing some hi-tech wrist blades to beat a 100-pound girl.
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  90. 5:40 She manages to have the biggest double chin on a Steven Seagal show. That's quite impressive.
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  91. "Hey, wanna come to my wife's funeral?"
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  92. Baby-faced pretty boys frequently end up looking like middle-aged lesbian women as they age. I can't imagine Breen being pretty at any age though.
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  93. The biggest tell-tale is that he hasn't switched to the Eddie Munster wig model yet.
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  94. Seagal assaulting senior citizens is the most Seagal thing ever.
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  95. 7:04 "I'm going to the frontline. I'll make sure I wear my padded bra."
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  96. He's not French
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  97. Old Man Breen still struggles with new-fangled technology like cellphones.
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  98. You use British quotation marks but you say 'super'. Your identity is more confused than a 1920's African saying 'white boy'.
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  99. The perfect storm would be having to sleep with Weinstein to get this role.
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  100. Some of those "immigrants" apparently have enough money for lip fillers. I say send them back.
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  101. It's all about hiding those pores and chins
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  102. Only if they're megablockbuster action movies.
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  103. And he parks on the sidewalk
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  104. If there's something worse than Uwe Boll it's Uwe Ball at night with period clothes.
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  105. Oh yeah, the one where he fights Mexican Muslims.
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  106. THIS is how you do Roadhouse
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  107. I hate Lakers fans
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  108. "Pregnant woman" was struggling not to piss herself laughing. She must be a literal illegal immigrant if she had to resort to star in a Neil Breen movie to earn some bucks.
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  109. Buffalo Bill was a brave gorgeous trans woman.
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  110. It was uncrackable by crackers
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  111. You get paid to watch YouTube videos?
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  112. Why are you asking us? You tell us.
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  113. He's just a vigilante in a uniform with license to do whatever he pleases. He's basically what the edgiest antifa thinks police is.
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  114. And the least wooden actor
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  115. Steven Seagal made straight to video movies so he could buy what you can't afford.
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  116. Or even a person who's not retarded
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  117. Sounds fair
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  118. I guess the joke's on you for caring about kiddie games
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  119. That SUV's reverse seems awfully fast.
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  120. Breen should be put in charge of Thor 5
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  121. 12:01 😂
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  122. We need all Breen movies reviewed
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  123. This is hilarious. I knew Seagal himself had written this as soon as that woman said "white boy".
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  124. Who wears sunglasses in the sauna?
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  125. 6:21 I know she's a scientist because she's Asian
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  126. "And I thought he was perfect"
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  127. "Oh, so you want me to play myself..."
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  128. On one hand John Leguizamo's parents are Colombian, so you can call that good casting. On the other hand he can't be fucked and he speaks with a New York accent.
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  129. He basically exist on his own planet
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  130. "Israeli Jake Paul" He's some dude from Ohio who has one Jewish grandma or some shit and suddenly he's the IDF. OK, Mr. Duke.
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