Comments by "TastyScotch" (@TastyScotch) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. This is what happens when you remove critical thinking from schools.
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  2. “I dunno, like, yea.” Sums it up perfectly. I’m rootin for ya Blizz, but man ya’ll make it as hard as possible to do so 😂
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  3. Suicide squad not so surprising anymore, is it? 😂
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  4. I mean, hes not wrong.
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  5. Meanwhile Palworld makes $600M profit by being literally nothing more than a game you have fun playing. 😂
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  6. Isnt Cultural appropriation is when you take something from another culture and claim it as your own? Nothing wrong with a german buying a katana, but once he claims that the katana is a german weapon, you run into trouble.
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  7. I dont care if youre vegan, i care if youre an a$$hole. 😂
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  8. Normal streamer: obsessed fan finds out where they live and the layout of their house and stalks them in real life Asmongold: obsessed fan finds out where he lives and the layout of his house in real life and makes a video game where asmon stalks them 😂
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  9. Asmon is a millionaire. He can finally afford to drink all the cheap soda he wants
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  10. Comparing buying an ipad or a gaming PC is silly. If you have the money for a $2000 ipad, you also have the money for a gaming PC. 😂
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  11. If it aint broke, don’t fix it.
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  12. Remember the good ol days when the protaganist in the game you played was a more successful, fit, and attractive version of yourself? Nowadays its like “Him? That can’t be William Wallace. I’m prettier than this man.”
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  13. The boobas were there the whole time
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  14. In other news im quite enjoying not being a sweaty sweatlord on a HC server bc fuck that shit 😂
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  15. What a day.
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  16. Its kind of like trying to cook for a picky eater. Sometimes, Its not about the food. They just wanna be picky and difficult to watch you jump through hoops to distract them from their own crippling indecisiveness. At a certain point you gotta say “everyone else wanted spaghetti. I know youve liked spaghetti in the past, So heres spaghetti. If you dont wanna eat it, then starve.”
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  17. Im fully convinced the “just stop oil” movement is a false flag operation run by the oil companies themselves. Theres no way any of their shenanigans would ever convince anyone to stop using oil. If anything, it encourages people to use more 😂
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  18. Men win “woman of the year” all the time, so this isnt much of a suprise 😂
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  19. The Earth went woke
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  20. That eyebrow raise killed me 😂
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  21. This is not what we meant by Managed Democracy!
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  22. Complaining about people working to put the fire out just because theyre the ones who started the fire is 😂 esp from a company well known for letting the fire continue to burn while telling you “working as intended” lol
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  23. The “dip” in players is probably everyone who no-lifed it to completion and then passed out and havent woken up yet for their second playthrough 😂
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  24. You hear that? That is the sound of the arpg community collectively going SPLOOSH all at the same time 😂
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  25. Polish are based af? 😂
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  26. Drama i dont understand or care about is the best drama
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  27. You missed her other rant basically clowning the people who leaked the photos being like “you paid money for those photos and then you posted them so everyone can have them for free? Wtf is wrong with you?” 😂
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  28. Esfand does all he can for gender equality
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  29. Now, this is the story all about how Will’s life got flipped-turned upside down.
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  30. Its always a joke until someone comes to collect and now you have blood on your hands.
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  31. “400 people” means 8 devs and 392 execs who only make things more difficult.
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  32. BG3 is a game so good you get excited to play through it a second time before youre even done playing through it the first time 😂
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  33. Transmongold doesnt talk down to us, thats why we accept her with open arms. Three cheers for Zara! 🎉🎉🎉
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  34. This is that anakin/padme meme, right? Right? 😂
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  35. The trans community is gonna twitter rage itself right out the support it seeks to gain with its twitter rage.
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  36. That poot editor
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  37. Maybe on mythic theres another phase 😂
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  38. Vlad ncl 😂
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  39. Either allow the art and allow the vomit emoji (life is hard, suck it up nancy), or don’t allow the art so you dont get your feelings hurt. Because regardless of your art’s quality, someone is going to vomit when looking at it. Thats just how art (and life) works. Suck it up, Nancy.
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  40. Calm down Mugatu. 😂
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  41. I can hear steve danuser laughing as he says “ha, suck it nerds.”
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  42. Lol i made this same joke on the full video 😂👍
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  43. It takes a lot of effort to die of malnutrition when food is available… thats like, suicide in slow motion 🤷‍♂️
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  44. This explains so much
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  45. Asmongold clips > asmongold 😂
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  46. Remember the people in charge of the shows you love dont actually watch them. I dont mean directors or casting directors, i mean the people who hire the directors. They give zero fucks about the show as it was likely presented to them as an exel spreadsheet anyway 😂
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  47. Dragonflight is Steve deSnoozer’s baby. And it shows. Dont blame Metzen for this. This is why Metzen is back 😂
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  48. Took everything he had not to say: “YOURE FIRED!” 😂
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  49. Square enix took one look at elden ring and thought, “we can go darker.”
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  50. If only asmon had a stake in a company that makes computers
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