Comments by "Roy Taylor" (@Raynard666) on "TVP WORLD" channel.

  1. When Lavrov was born his mother couldn’t work out which was his face or backside, so she slapped both, hence the long face.
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  2. Russian tourists board told the people it was safe to holiday in a war zone.
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  3. Just how nice will it be in Moscow and St Petersburg five minutes after you make another stupid move?
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  4. Orbanocchio shouldn’t be given the time of day. Or his mate Ficonocchio..
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  5. You need a sense of humour just to reside in Russia.
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  6. Solovyov, we trust them with our sons. But not your sons Solovyov.
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  7. Russia once again says Ukrainian drones are bombarding their refineries and factories with debris, the debris is too difficult to stop.
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  8. The triangular symbol on Ukrainian vehicles stands for unity and strength. The Z on Russian vehicles stands for weakness and instability.
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  9. Elite Russian troop commander giving advice, if you don’t know which direction to run follow the Chechens.
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  10. FSB:Frame Some Body.
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  11. Because he talks a lot of shite instead of excreting it.
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  12. Russian soldiers if you want 10 days holiday get caught using your phone, then make a habit of it.
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  13. A man approaches Putin carrying an urn, he then empties it on the ground, and Putin asks what is that? That is you and Moscow five minutes after you launch your first Sarmat.
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  14. At the onset of the SMO Putin the wolf was told by Zelensky the fox, that if he put his tail into the freezing lake he would be rewarded with an endless food supply. Some time later the wolf found his tail had frozen into the lake, and the only way out was to eat his tail.
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  15. In Russia any ones name ending in ov have three talents, whinging whining and telling lies. If ending in ev then their talents are fantasy and inebriation.
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  16. Negotiations with Trump would not be any different from negotiating with Putin.
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  17. Trump would do better to say nothing and let the adults talk.
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  18. Can the US be relied upon? No!
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  19. World press interview with the Russian MOD: What has been your best military achievement? MOD: The cloaking device of the T14 Armata. WP: Of course yes that’s proven to have worked very well, the T14 hasn’t been seen anywhere.
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  20. The TikTok army have just won the military medal for the hundred yard dash.
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  21. Someone should remind America that they are the only country to ever invoke article5 and the call was answered by Europe. Somethings are soon forgotten.
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  22. And now for the weather radioactive clouds followed by intermittent dust clouds and intense heat, be sure to wear a screening lotion, and don’t forget your iodine tablets.
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  23. Dopey Don the name that will catch on.
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  24. The president of Belarus has asked for a major Jerkov and Kani Pulitov to attend a meeting to discuss why their 99 stroke method appears not to work.
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  25. Trump is no mathematician.
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  26. Is Russia a comedian? No it’s just a joke.
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  27. There was a two word response to a ceasefire, the second one was off.
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  28. And after we have done this, this is what happens to us.
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  29. Away doing Rachonnaissance.
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  30. A resounding Yes.
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  31. It was making reference to Raisi, who was passenger in a 30 year old un maintained helicopter.
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  32. He is only getting in favour with them so they don’t attack is country as well.
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  33. Russia doesn’t even have any decent McDonald’s chips.
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  34. What’s the difference between a washing machine and a Russian plane? There isn’t any because they both have a tumble cycle.
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  35. Now I know how Russians get to sleep of a night, just watch state tv.
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  36. Carlson’s demon is called vodKA the spirit within.
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  37. Russia wanted to bring their men closer to god. Everything is going to plan.
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  38. Perhaps then these leaders might want to give up their lands.
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  39. More to the point who’s paying for him to take these trips?
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  40. Americans remember this you are the only country to ever invoke article5. Now you begrudge others needing help.
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  41. Cast of characters: Napoleon: DJT. Snowball: JB. Boxer: JDV. Squealer: MTG. Moses: MJ.
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  42.  @jeannettejordan7104  My country is a country that came forward when America invoked article 5. America is the only country to have ever invoked this article. I hope this answers your question. As for a child nation that would be America’s crown.
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  43. A word to the wise. A bull finds an unexploded bomb in a field and duly eats it. The word to describe this action: Abominable. (A bomb in a bull). The bomb explodes , a word to describe this action: Noble (no bull). A second bull comes along and finds a picnic table and eats it, a word to describe this action: notable (no table).
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  44. It’s probably owned by Russia.
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  45. Russian PE now extended to Belarus.
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  46. Snortalovyov and the clown show.
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  47.  @midwesttraveler2485  You really don’t know?
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  48. Let’s have a European army.
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  49. Having started off with 20% of land and now down to 17% that is a loss not a gain.
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  50. Is the Russian airforce has good as the Black Sea fleet at hiding away.
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