Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Styxhexenhammer666" channel.

  1. For anyone keeping score, it's Biden's new wars - 2, Trump - 0.
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  2. Yuri Bezmenov tried to warn us about this. He wasn't making predictions about what they might do, he was telling us precisely what they had planned, because he helped them plan it.
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  3. Blaming bigotry for the lack of Democrat turnout is the funniest accidental self report of all time.
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  4. I saw a meme that had a balloon with the words "Weather barroon Totary not for spying" I couldn't stop laughing.
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  5. Also breaking news, the Titanic had structural damage.
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  6. Maybe the point is to get the files released.
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  7. This is the most hilarious variation of "a sphincter says what?" in human history. This man has earned himself a spot in the troll Hall of Fame.
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  8. When someone calls themselves "left libertarian", what they mean is "I should be able to do whatever I want, and you should be forced to pay for it."
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  9. I've been saying since 2020, that one was just the trial run. It was highly contagious, but not that deadly for otherwise healthy people. They can engineer the opposite of that, not as contagious, but highly deadly. That's the real scary stuff.
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  10. As much as a draft would suck, it would be hilarious to see radical gender theory disappear within seconds and never be spoken about again.
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  11. They're not even fighting over anything rational or tangible in any way whatsoever, they're just arguing about what identity group is more oppressed. It's hilarious. Their worldview is complete nonsense.
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  12. Tucker is single handedly keeping Fox on life support.
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  13. 82 year old that's held together by fetus juice and duct tape bashed with a hammer and leaves the hospital within hours, no serious injuries? Yea, sounds legit. Nothing to see here.
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  14. I'm old enough to remember when mainstream media at least pretended to be non partisan.
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  15. Pretty much. If there's anything we were wrong about, we were closer to right than they were.
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  16. They're so out of touch it makes no sense. I genuinely don't understand how a human can live in the same world as every other human, and have absolutely zero understanding of humans. It defies logic.
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  17. Leftists remind me of Mr. Burns from that really old Simpsons episode about the company softball team, and he keeps telling Don Mattingly to shave his sideburns, even though he shaved them the first time he asked and just keeps shaving more until he's completely bald - and Burns still tells him to shave his sideburns. That's how the left is with accusing everyone of being far right.
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  18. Well at least they didn't make you walk the plank.
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  19.  @LazySillyDog  the fact that we actually ask ourselves if we could be wrong is the main reason we're usually right. You can't learn from your mistakes if you think you never make mistakes.
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  20. And they'll say "but Trump, orange man bad, divisive and stuff!" But I don't recall Trump ever speaking about the American people that way. Politicians, sure, celebrities, hell yea, and he doesn't pull any punches when talking about leftist ideology. But he draws a clear distinction between the ideology and the people.
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  21. Get a preemptive pardon, get a demotion. Sounds like a pretty fair trade to me. Actually pretty generous for Milley.
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  22. They sure are selective about when they care about small business.
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  23. I've always found it amusing when people who don't even believe in religion try to use religious iconography for manipulation.
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  24. It's exactly like that, except if someone else forced her to wear the dress. They're the ones who demonize him 24/7, and then they blame him when crazy people think he's a demon.
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  25. Blueanon is the most hilarious cult of all time.
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  26. ​ @KaosNova2 I'm torn on Trump, there's a lot of things that annoy me about him, but I think he was overall a good president. I don't like all the baggage that comes with him, but at the same time I feel like not voting him in again would be throwing in the towel, and telling the establishment we'll just bend over and take whatever they give us. I think a vote for Trump is a vote for future candidates that don't toe the line.
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  27. Society was more moderate in general back then, so they had to be a little more sneaky about what they really wanted. But they were tipping the scale slowly further left the entire time.
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  28. Happens to balloons all the time, nothing to see here.
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  29. They tell you everything you need to know by what they don't tell you.
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  30. They tell you everything you need to know from what they don't tell you.
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  31. Imagine being so morally bankrupt you take the side of a convicted kid diddler chasing and attacking a 17 year old. And also brow beating everyone else about morality. There's something seriously wrong with these people.
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  32. Sasquatch took them to his home planet.
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  33. It makes no damn sense, you can still hate Trump and recognize that Biden is a terrible president. That's like thinking if you don't like country music, you have to like hip hop music. It's total nonsense, there are other options.
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  34. ​ @EverettaWildy first they came for the pirates, and I said nothing because I'm not a pirate....
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  35. I'm not unemployed, I'm between projects. I didn't get fired for failing the drug test, I quit because I was going to fail the drug test. I'm not cheating on you, I'm just exploring other options. Feel free to add more.
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  36. Normalizing the abuse of minors.
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  37. ​ @0wn-nothing-be-happy he holds the highest position in the nation, how is that not service to the nation?
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  38. He enabled them to be publicly crazy. When you see alleged experts and authoritarian voices on TV all day talking about how the bad orange man is responsible for everything bad that's ever happened in the history of everything, it makes all the crazies feel justified in their crazy behavior.
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  39. He seems very ronery and totarry arone.
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  40. First ladies are kinda like catchers in baseball, or kickers in football. The best ones are the ones you don't notice too much.
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  41. They tried to convict him for "over valuing" property. Or as we call it in the real world, conducting business.
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  42. Every time I hear someone say "left libertarian", that clip from the Spanish TV show where the dude with the messed up teeth is wheezing and laughing uncontrollably pops into my head.
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  43. And all the lying lefticles will pretend like they were against it the whole time, just like they do now with tech censorship. When we all know they're just lying like lying lefticles always do.
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  44. I guess "it only exists a little bit" doesn't make sense for this one, so they jumped right from "it doesn't exist" to "of course it exists, and here's why it's a good thing!"
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  45. Never take anyone seriously if they label themselves as "anti war", it's a very nonsensical position to hold as an absolute. They're either ignorant of what that means, or trying to manipulate you.
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  46. ​ @DrRasputin2012 there's this movie called "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon", it's about a group of college students who are doing a project about this creep who's obsessed with slasher movies, and says he wants to be a real life Jason Voorhies. And the whole time they're filming this documentary about him, he keeps telling them that they're gonna be his first victims, and they all kinda laugh it off. Then in the 2nd half of the movie, he does exactly what he said he was gonna do, and the kids are still acting surprised. He's just kinda like I literally told you I was going to do this since the first day you were here🤣🤣🤣 that's us right now, we're the students, and the commies are Leslie Vernon.
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  47. Nobody needs vehicles of war.
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  48. Media in 2020: here's what Trump said, but this is what he really meant. Media in 2022: here's what Biden said, but this is what he really meant.
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  49. ​ @SiriusAundB does anything make sense these days?
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  50.  @joebidensdentures4541  I know, it's hilarious. Now if we're really being objective, it's not particularly appropriate for a judge's phone to be ringing during a hearing in the first place. And he's not the most articulate and diplomatic sounding judge I've ever heard. But it's still hilarious that just showing a mild amount of patriotism is all it takes to make leftoids hyperventilate.
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