Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Ze Boog Conspiracy" video.

  1. The disclaimer on the top of the description explaining why the great reset is "a good thing" is one of the most hilariously horrifying things I've ever seen.
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  2. I consider myself a bit of an animal protein adventurer, so just out of principle I'm not opposed to eating bugs. I'm from Houston, some of these Cajun hillbillies can cook up anything and make it taste good. But I'm sure as hell not gonna eet ze boogs because communists told me to. If I eet ze boogs, it'll be because I wanted to.
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  3. It's kinda like imagining having thumbs.
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  4. "Am I gonna win a bunch of money for eating the bugs?" "Nope. That was just a show. Your reward for eating the bugs is not dying. Probably."
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  5. It reminds me of the old South Park episodes, where Craig's entire character arc was that he was always flicking people off, and whenever they called him out he would just say "no I didn't." and then flip them off again, right in front of their face.
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  6. I've heard that the giant herbivores like allosaurus probably smelled like giant rotting carcasses, because their intestines were so long, the food started rotting inside of them before it was fully digested. So yea. Imagine being crop dusted by one of those bad boys.
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  7. I love to confront lefties with Russiagate when they claim to not believe in conspiracy theories. Because no matter what your view on it, you believe a conspiracy theory, either you drank the leftist Kool aid and believe Rachel Maddow, in which case Trump is guilty of these super duper awful crimes, but there's a massive conspiracy to protect him so he doesn't see any jail time, or you live in reality, and realize the entire thing was a conspiracy cooked up by democrats to get him out of office. A conspiracy definitely happened though, there's no debating that, and we don't agree on what exactly happened, so it remains as a theory.
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  8. I've actually seen leftists admit that "right wing conspiracies" are often right, but they still don't believe them because right wingers are racist.
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