Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "The Truth About Birth Control | feat. @abirobertscomedian" video.

I'm 38, and have been with my 39 year old girlfriend for about 6 months. After a little bit we decided not to bother with any birth control bc we're probably too old anyway, and if it happens it happens. And guess what? It happened. She's 3 months pregnant. We're excited though, it's all going fast but we're in it together.
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@tappy2081 yea well I kinda figured I had drunk swimmers, I've had a couple of long term relationships where we weren't really trying not to have kids, never happened. Never even had a pregnancy scare. I guess my swimmers just never found the right swimming pool until now🤣
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@hayleylongster4698 yea that's one advantage we have is that we're not kids, trying to raise a kid, like a lot of parents are. We're older and more established, I'm still a dumbass, but I'm not as much of a dumbass as I used to be. I think we'll be fine.
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Nah nah nah, you guys got it all wrong, it's only bad if it turns more people straight. It's not a double standard if you don't have any standards.
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@hayleylongster4698 I've also done so much stupid shit in my life, I'll be an expert on telling our kid what stupid shit not to do. Problem will be getting them to listen, because my dad tried to tell me not to do stupid shit too, and that didn't work out so well....
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