Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Chirp" video.

My favorite mostly accurate racial stereotype is that black people are scared of dogs. I've worked in a kennel for 10 years, we've only had a few black employees during that time, and only a handful of our regular customers are black. I'll actually joke about it with the rare black employees, they all laugh their ass off because it's true, they'll tell me how their whole family is terrified of dogs, and think they're crazy for working with dogs.
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@aposematicayu yep, I was gonna say the same thing. I've been bitten by far more little yappers than big scary monster dogs.
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@diggman88 my best running theory is that pets are a luxury, people who grow up poor usually don't have any. So even if you grow up poor and end up doing ok, you probably won't get a dog or any other pet, just because you've never been around them.
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@notuxnobux it's 2 things - dogs don't trust people who don't trust them. And they don't trust people that are acting shady. Dogs just know, I don't know how, but they know. It's not all black people, and it's not only black people, but it definitely tends to be black people.
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@josephfisher426 same reason they say nobody else is allowed to say a word that they say 10 times in every rap song. It doesn't make any sense.
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@MAGAeminem that one is hilarious too, especially when you consider how many coastal cities have dense black populations.
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@Eachaidh Gran Torino. Gran Turismo is a racing game series🤣
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@diggman88 I've encountered some pretty demonic shih tzus. They're kind of the unofficial official breed of lonely middle aged women, a lot of them spend 99% of their life with only one person and are terrified of everything and everyone else.
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@MJA5 well, poor white people tend to spend money they don't have on things like pets. Poor black people spend it on drugs and shoes.
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@rennscott5808 I see what you did there. Truinanashabinapresshhr.
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@cavalierliberty6838 right? I live in a one bedroom apartment, I yanked those suckers out as soon as I moved in. If there's a fire, I'll be woken up by..... the fire. It can't be more than 10 feet away from me.
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"This noise is annoying, maybe I should figure out how to make it stop" - average to high IQ. "This noise is annoying, I guess this is my life now" - low IQ.
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