Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "The Climate Ninjas" video.

  1. This is like the South Park where some Scandinavian guy invents a program to doxx online trolls, and by the end of the episode they're all in the streets, brutally murdering people for having naughty opinions on the internet, gleefully celebrating the wonderful thing they're doing.
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  2. I heard AOC came to Houston once, and she freaked out because the climate changed 4 times in one day.
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  3. Thank you, I always make sure to make the distinction too, the debate isn't about whether or not climate change exists, because it absolutely does. The debate is about how much of it is due to our influence, and what can and should be done about it.
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  4. ​ @HNedel  a lot of the polls they use to make claims like that are shady as hell, the "97% of scientists agree....." type of claims. It will be some tediously elaborate survey about climate stuff that gets more and more reductive, to the point where they're basically asking them "climate is a thing that exists, yes or no?", and then they can claim all the scientists agreed.
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  5. Well you've probably never seen a real ninja before. If you saw them, they're really not that great at being a ninja.
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  6. That depends on whether you're looking at what they say, or what their actual goals are.
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  7. Of course it's real, I'm just not convinced it's because of cow farts and F-350s.
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  8. I like to think the aliens would beam me up with the intentions of doing weird alien experiments, but they would end up thinking I'm a cool dude and we just become friends instead. Go on alien journeys and shit.
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  9. Don't fall into the communist trap of conflating climate change and man made climate change. Climate change is absolutely a real thing, that's not debatable, the only thing that's debatable is how much impact we have as a species, and what can be done about it. They intentionally conflate the terms to make anyone skeptical sound silly, and like we don't know anything about science. Personally, I think the utterly massive, incomprehensible scale of our orbit around the sun, the suns irregularities, the tilt of the planets axis, and all kinds of other factors I'm not smart enough to understand, probably have a greater impact than cow farts and F-350s. But what do I know, I'm not a scientist.
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  10. ​ @jamesmorrow1646  I didn't mean the concept is incomprehensible, I mean the scale of how big everything is. I don't think we can really fully comprehend that, we know the measurements, and we can comprehend the concept, but nothing we've ever seen in our lives can really give us a good idea of what those distances really look like, and how long a million years really is.
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  11. We anal probed their species to near extinction. That's why the scarce remaining population stays the hell away from us.
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  12. They're like that old trope of a moral busybody Christian who thinks they're the hero by calling everyone a demon. Except very few people that ridiculous exist in real life, the opposite ridiculous extreme is all over the place on the left.
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  13. That actually is one theory, there's a correlation between bigfoot sightings and UFO sightings, not only in the same areas around the same time, but the spikes in sightings year over year correspond with each other. The prevailing theory behind it is that bigfoot is some sort of surveyor, like instead of actually putting alien boots on the ground, they just send the grunts in and watch from afar in their spaceships. Some have even suggested bigfoot could be some kind of android or drone.
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  14. ​ @matthewmosier8439  it's not about the environment, it's about convincing stupid people to volunteer themselves as second class citizens.
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  15. I can understand believing in either, and not the other, but ridiculing someone for believing in aliens while you believe in bigfoot is pretty whacky. At the very least you should see at least a possibility in either.
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