Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "" video.

@Rockhard1492 lmao, yea not eating people is a pretty low bar, but that's the bar the Aztecs set.
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@mistahsusan2650 they did have those stupid mustaches, pretty hard for me to get past that.
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Yea but they weren't white, so it's fine. They were stunning and brave.
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@karlgustav999 oh you're preaching to the choir, I've rocked the tiny mustache man mustache, I've done the civil war style mutton chops, ive done the Tom Selleck, the Chuck Liddell, the Mexican thin beard thing, I've tried just about every style of facial hair that exists.
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@karlgustav999 lmao, I can grow any facial hair I want within 2 weeks, why would I want to look like an old timey Spaniard?🤣🤣 Maybe just for fun, just to say I did it I guess.
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@karlgustav999 I did what I called the "reverse Lincoln" once, it was a full beard except instead of only shaving the mustache like Abe Lincoln, I only shaved the chin. Looks goofy as hell🤣
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One of the primary reasons they were conquered by the Spanish is because all of the other tribes in the region gladly fought with the Spanish, because the Aztecs were giant assholes that had terrorized every neighboring tribe for generations.
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"You're here to kill the Aztecs? Shit I'll help you with that for free, we hate those dicks." I have to imagine it went something like that.
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