Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Women Panic After Instagram Disables Filters" video.

@SupersaiyanChristian I'm impressed when I hear someone say "I couldn't care less" instead of "I could care less". That's how low my bar is for thinking someone isn't a complete idiot.
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@Cat-kq5qg as someone creeping up on 40, stop it, stop it right now. I'm tired of you young people making us feel older than we really are. Or maybe as old as we actually are. Either way, stop it.
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@s.g.3898 Firing back at Carl is sort of like the initiation process at The Lotus Eaters. I remember when Callum was relatively new and they were doing a piece about young women having trouble meeting "husband material" online, and he just plainly said "that's because men want a woman, not a whore." And Carl just knee jerked into "BLOODY HELL, CALLUM!", it's absolutely hysterical within context. That's when Callum officially became a Lotus Eater. That reaction out of Carl is a gold star, 100% of the time.
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I'm so ugly women assume I must be rich or have a giant Johnson.
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So 62% of women think they're prettier than their best friend.... Unless a lot of these women have the same best friend, and she's really ugly, somewhere around 12% of those women are wrong.
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