Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Salty Cracker" channel.

  1. 90% of the time someone says "debunked", what they really mean is "I found this one biased source that agrees with me, so this is true and everything else is fake."
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  2. ​ @genapeterson1 true, but if you were to look at Epstein's client list based on political affiliation, I'm willing to bet the ratio looks something like San Francisco's voting tendencies.
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  3. There's no way these people have this much of a self awareness deficiency. There has to be someone in the front office saying "ya know guys, this kinda makes it look like we support human trafficking......"
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  4. I figured it was a written rule. Seriously, there's no "don't kick people with the giant razor on the bottom of your boot" written into the official hockey rule book? Seems like oversight if that's the case.
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  5. ​ @MikeJones-rk1un yea he probably practiced that shit, anyone that's practiced any kind of striking based martial art knows kicking someone in the head or even close to the head isn't as easy as it looks.
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  6.  @stagalgiz1097  and no matter how many times they're proven wrong, they'll never see the pattern.
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  7. I've always heard them say "pimpin ain't easy"..... But I feel like he made this harder than it had to be.
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  8.  @bozejoetheclown3554  imagine if the races were reversed, this would have been front page news on CNN every day since, there would be BLM marches burning cities down to "raise awareness" about hockey racism🤣
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  9. ​ @ds703 thank you, I'm not a hockey fan but I figured that had to be a rule. That's like saying it's an unwritten rule in baseball that the pitcher can't intentionally throw at a batter, no that's a written rule, it's pretty clearly written🤣
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  10. No no no, it's free speech when they do it, it's "inciting violence" when you do it, or when you have an opinion they don't like.
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  11. Imagine being considered a dirty player in a sport that lets you beat the crap out of each other, and isn't boxing🤣
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  12.  @elkhunter8664  you both make very valid and rational points, but let me offer you this - he's being tried in a country that thinks "islamaphobia" is a more serious offense than the wide scaled child abuse being carried out by radical Islamists.
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  13. ​ @contentofcharacter "Are you guys with the cult?" We aren't a cult! We're an organization that promotes love! "Yep. This is it." -based Hank Hill
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  14.  @StalinLovsMsmZioglowfagz  there are a lot of rules in sports you wouldn't think are necessary to actually dictate, but they do anyway. That's why the rule books are so damn long. I actually trained to be an umpire when I was a teenager, before I changed my mind and decided that would be a terrible job🤣 but I had to study the baseball rulebook, it's pretty insane. About 5% of the stated rules actually come up in most games, but you still have to know the other 95% for the bizarre chance it comes up.
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  15. ​ @jonpark6650 oh come on man, like you've never skated directly at someone and raised your skate directly towards their throat? It's totally normal.
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  16. It actually might be pretty hard to prove it was intentional in court, even though it's pretty damn clearly intentional. "It looks intentional" isn't good enough to hold up in court, they would probably need some kind of confession or at least a motive. Couple that with race politics, there's very little chance this guy is convicted.
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  17. Aren't they supposed to be the environmentalists? I guess "mental" is the only part of that they actually qualify for.
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  18. Well this is one way to help with their student debt🤣
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  19. Looks like the son earned the nickname "Rampage" more than his dad did.
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  20. 28 Days Later tried to warn us about this....
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  21. I wonder if he realizes 2/3 of the reason he's famous is because his chin is the size of a Volkswagon, and he has a really unique look for typecast roles.
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  22. These people would quite literally rather be stabbed by the diversity than to have people think they're racist. Holy hell. And the hilarious irony is that they really are racist, every one of them.
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  23. ​ @Skitdora2010 that and they're just stupid, and actually think politicians are gonna give them free stuff because they're cool dudes like that.
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  24. ​ @lookup17 why do you think they're setting up a multi-tiered justice system ahead of time? They know the useful idiots will eventually come for them, and they'll use the laws the useful idiots helped usher in against them.
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  25. If you were on the fence about whether or not the wealthy elites grape kids and drink fetus juice, some pencil necked douche on CNN telling you they definitely don't grape kids and drink fetus juice would push you onto the "conspiracy" side.
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  26. Holy crap, that looks like an anthropomorphic toad.
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  27. I'm trying to make a joke about the proportionality of violent crimes in hockey, but the algorithm keeps deleting it. Use your imagination, Salty Army, I think you get it.
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  28. Despite comprising less than four percent of professional hockey, black players commit one hundred percent of on-ice murders.
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  29. ​ @jonpim2242 I think gay people are just the trojan horse. This is an ideological war, communists are using liberal sensibilities about equality against us. Gays aren't the enemy, communists are. There's just considerable overlap between the 2, because communists are degenerate monsters that have sex on anything they can.
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  30. ​​ @Vagabond_Etranger kids are far more likely to be abused by public school staff than by any church members or staff. That doesn't mean it's not a problem in the Catholic church, or in any church, it's a problem when anyone does it, but you're basically complaining about a campfire while the entire city is burning.
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  31. I still don't even know who the hell this chick is, and why anyone is supposed to care. And I feel like even after someone explains it to me, I still won't understand why anyone is supposed to care.
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  32. They're just not talking about it, because it doesn't support the narrative. I remember when a fan fell and died at the Rangers game about 10 years ago, they talked about it A LOT on ESPN and even regular news, and that was just a sheer accident, no foul play at all. Something like this with pretty clear foul play should be major news, but it's not. Doesn't support the "oppressor/oppressed" narrative they want us to believe.
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  33. He forgot to aim for the bushes.
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  34. Nobody needs to skate anyway.
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  35. And how do they expect people to be less racist when they're covering up and denying crimes committed by non white people?
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  36. ​ @paulmckenzie3181 yea I'm aware, that's why all the crime statistics are listed as "Asian". Everyone knows what that means.
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  37.  @englishciderlover7347  depends on if you think sex work is real work.
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  38. Well if you want a race war, democrats are the party for you.
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  39. San Antonio police are trash, given it's been over a decade since I lived there, so my experience is outdated, but it's hard to imagine anything has changed for the better since. The entire city is in a constant state of cold race war, it's torn between the blacks and Mexicans as far as who the city "belongs" to, so it's basically illegal to be white and in public. They're notorious for arresting white people for seemingly no reason, I once got arrested for public intox while I was drinking on my front porch with my neighbors, 2 Mexican women. Curiously, neither of them got arrested, even though they were the ones making the noise that got the complaint.
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  40. Despite comprising less than four percent of professional hockey, black players commit one hundred percent of on-ice homicides.
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  41. You guys just don't understand art, it was a metaphor for the state of liberal cities. He smells like a dumpster, and he set himself on fire. Maybe try being cultured for once.
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  42.  @jesuschristislord77733  they took the most outlandish claims and pretended like that was the entirety of the scandal, like the claims of them having Satan worshipping blood rituals and shit like that. They pushed all that to the front to make it seem like it was all crazy paranoia, and completely ignored the more important and more grounded parts, like the wealthy elites being involved in child trafficking, which we know now is absolutely 100% true.
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  43. Are they chanting "free, free Palestine"? Could they not think of a 3rd word?
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  44. There should be a new game show where contestants are given a series of pictures of people, and they have to guess, "Ozempic or crystal meth?" I'm trying to think of a name, so far the best I've got is "Ozempic or Crystal Meth?"
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  45. ​ @sadwingsraging3044 and I don't want a common ground with them, they should go build their own utopia somewhere else. I'll even give them California if they leave regular people alone.
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  46. Looks like she's got a bum kneeling knee🤣
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  47. ​ @phsycotater3608 "Anyone who accidentally kills someone in a fight goes to jail, it's called manslaughter." -Cliff Booth
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  48. The left's circular logic is hilarious, and bat shit insane. Just like how they think violence is an acceptable counter to perceived racism.
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  49. Hillary is watching this like "oh damn, that can actually happen?"
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  50. Here's how the scale goes: no injury - probably not very funny. Minor injury - potentially hilarious. Major or life threatening injury - no longer funny at all, potentially a felony.
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