Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Fox News" channel.

  1. One big step closer to one party authoritarian rule, and half the country claps and cheers for it.
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  2. Biden's patience wears thin every time he tries to microwave popcorn in the dishwasher.
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  3. Well, women? You wanted this, right? Nobody catches a man when we fall.
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  4. There was a Canadian man a few years ago who started identifying as a little girl. On the surface he's just another nutbag, but when I looked into the story more, he's a guy in his 50s with several kids, 5 I believe, then I started following the crumbs - this guy is a genius troll. He found a way to get out of a miserable marriage and all his responsibilities without paying a penny in the divorce and settlement, not only that, he got paraded around a bunch of Canadian talk shows as "heroic" and "brave", and now he lives with an elderly couple as an 8 year old girl, no job, no responsibilities, he just gets to play with the grandkids all day and do a bunch of nonsense.
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  5.  @chasbodaniels1744  yea Tucker isn't bashful about the fact that he was born into wealth, everyone knows that and he's never tried to hide it. And why should he? He doesn't have to apologize for his family being successful, we're not leftists, we don't judge people based on things they have no control over. And the fact that you're going after him instead of anything that he's saying shows that you don't have a legitimate grievance.
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  6. @trumps hairflap if you need someone to tell you what to laugh at, you're the target audience for John Oliver.
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  7. ​ @gregbors8364 of course not, he's a politician. Most of us just think he does a better job than the others.
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  8. He straight up says Fox is clowns🤣 corporate news is dying, Tucker is bigger without them and Gutfeld is speaking out on the air with them! The grip of corporate media is slipping.
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  9. I'll never forget Roid Rage Roger hurling a piece of a bat back at Mike Piazza, as though he broke his bat on purpose and sent the barrel sputtering somewhat towards the vicinity of the mound.🤣🤣🤣 Piazza just looking at him like bro, I know you're roids are talking, all of us are juiced, but you need to chill out.
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  10. I ate a vegetarian cow once. Does that count?
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  11. They truly are not well.
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  12. It's a little shitty to show up at her house like that, but coming out with a weapon like that is crossing the line to say the least. It would be one thing if the reporter tried to enter her house or something, but she came out into the hallway to him. That is not self defense. This is criminal.
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  13.  @jameshennighan8193  with very few exceptions, all crimes are committed out of either hate, greed, or ignorance. And with very few exceptions, I don't really care about the motivation, whether you steal someone's wallet because you need money, or you don't like them personally, or just for some random stupid reason, it's really not important, you stole their wallet either way.
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  14. This is as ridiculous as Chris Brown starting a charity to combat domestic violence.
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  15. The story itself isn't what's the most deranged part though, it's that somewhere around half of the country is either completely fine with this or actively cheering for it.
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  16. This was the first time I've seen Let's Go Brandon send a clear and concise message during his presidency - he needs TP for his bunghole.
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  17. They could always meet somewhere in the middle, and cast Danny DeVito to play all 7 dwarves.
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  18. They all know they're the baddies. They just don't care. We all know them, they're all around us. They're the people who care more about convincing you they're a good person than they care about actually being a good person. They're defective. We've all cut them out of our lives, because at a certain point it just became too much of a headache. Even if they're family. We know who these people are. Stop being sympathetic towards them. They wouldn't return the favor.
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  19.  Freedom of Choice  I wish I had been a socialist when I played Monopoly with my family on holidays when I was a kid. That woulda shown Aunt Susan. "I win, because you have too much money so now I have more. So I win!"
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  20. They would just argue about how electricity is white supremacy, because they don't think black people are smart enough to figure out how switches work.
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  21. There's nothing wrong with American exceptionalism. My house might not be the best house in every possible way, but I still like it more than all the other houses, and if you have a problem with that you can take it up with my alligator moat. And I also don't have an alligator moat, it's a metaphor. But I might get an alligator moat. Now that I said it, it sounds like a pretty cool idea.
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  22. The Jeep cult is freaking weird.
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  23. I've heard you can lure him with a trail of candy.
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  24. Lmao, where did you take your "math for socialists" class?
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  25. "Ok, so we're doing the same thing Republicans have been saying all along, but we're doing it because of science! And they were doing it because wacisms!" 🤣🤣🤣 This is actually the angle they're going for.
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  26. All talk of steroids aside, Roger will always be a legend for his on the field performance, any guy that can transition to aging and still be successful without being able to burn 99mph fastballs by everyone is a good pitcher, that takes skill and savvy. Especially when you could get by on that for so long. He had to develop new pitches and learn how to pitch to contact, keep hitters off balance.
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  27.  @ShannonCarter55  she was running cover. And she's probably also stupid. But mostly she was running cover.
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  28. I've always wondered, does owning a Jeep make you crazy, or are crazy people more likely to own Jeeps? It's a sort of chicken/egg conundrum.
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  29.  @randall777  I think he serves an old dolphin.
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  30. I thought the left's worst nightmare was a job.
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  31. BJ was a legend, don't be fooled by his record, he lost a lot towards the end because he stuck around too long. In his prime, he was one of the best lightweights to ever fight. Also if anyone is curious, "BJ" is short for "Baby Jay", he's the youngest of several brothers all named Jay. Like George Foreman's kids🤣
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  32. Mo is the greatest pitcher of all time that only threw one pitch.
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  33. Liberalism. Find a cure.
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  34.  @SouthernSierra56  it was useful enough for you to comment on it.
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  35. It's crazy how someone who was so universally feared was also such a great guy, and just really low key and polite. You never would have thought so by his demeanor on the mound, he was terrifying.
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  36. It's more like communism, but all forms of violent authoritarianism have a lot of cosmetic similarities.
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  37. He brought a second hammer? What did he think he was gonna need to reload? This dude's not right.
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  38. Leftists: TAX THE RICH!! Based Florida Man: ok. Leftists: NOT LIKE THAT!!! REEEEE!!!!!
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  39. Brian Fantana is one of the greatest movie characters of all time.
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  40. Well obviously it's me. 2nd place is debatable.
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  41. Yea other than Cole, their starting pitching has been trash. It's pretty concerning going into the playoffs. Kluber and Taillon better step up and stay healthy and consistent.
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  42. Sadly I think we're fighting a losing battle. Most people don't know or care anything about politics, they just know "right wing = racist" because the majority of media tells them so.
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  43. I dunno man, if a baby actually has money, who are we to say they can't buy drugs? I think you gotta assume it's some kind of genius baby entrepreneur or something. Of course that's assuming they didn't just simply steal the money, or get the money from dealing drugs. Those are already crimes.
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  44. It's the very definition of hypocrisy, how the left is still screeching about the Jan. 6 riot every chance they get, after they clapped and cheered for over 500 violent riots within a single year.
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  45. If we were wrong, they wouldn't have to censor us.
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  46. When did Arod have a reputation of being a great dude? His career was full of scandals for a long time, between steroids, underperformance after steroid allegations, and allegations of being kind of a scummy dude when it comes to women. I'm not trying to hate on the guy too much, he was an incredible ballplayer, and I gained some respect for him later in his career when he seemed to get a dose of late career humility. And he sure as hell had some great moments, when he was on his game it was something spectacular, not many people have ever been as talented at any sport throughout all of history. But he was hardly squeaky clean until recently.
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  47. Does anyone really even still like AOC? From my admittedly sadistic field research into the deranged minds of leftists, it seems like most of them are over her, since she started caving to mama bear Nancy at every turn. They're even calling her "too far right".
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  48. So..... The church can't make decisions about the church? And Democrats are still pretending like it's everyone else who's an authoritarian. Yea, sure.
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  49. Right, I've never heard of a moderate vegan. That's like being a moderate serial killer. Nah, he's not so bad. He only kills people sometimes. He's not a radical like some of the others.
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  50. AOC isn't as dumb as she seems, but she isn't as smart as she thinks she is.
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