Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "The Best Award Show Impressions Done in Front of the Actual Person" video.

He doesn't have a problem with other dudes nailing his wife, just don't make fun of her hair!
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@jlmurph2 ok, I stand corrected, I didn't realize she has alopecia. But all the news I found about that just now was real recent, like the last couple of hours. Do you think it's possible Chris Rock didn't know that either? And either way it's not like alopecia is life threatening or anything. I'm not saying it's not serious, but to me it sounds like Rock either made an insensitive joke, or he genuinely didn't know. It's not that bad. Celebrities have ripped each other in way more ruthless ways than that.
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@jlmurph2 yea but she also didn't slap someone for making fun of his hair.
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Slap In 2: Electric Slapaloo.
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@jlmurph2 that's just speculation, and if it's true, would certainly better explain his actions. But I have to imagine if Jada were really sick with cancer or something, they wouldn't be keeping it a secret and also going to an awards show with her head shaved. That doesn't make sense. If it's really such a sensitive thing for them, you would think she would say "hey, maybe I should wear a wig because I don't want anyone making any comments, I'm just not ready yet." Or something to that effect, and even if she does decide to just go it anyway, you would think they would be aware someone is probably going to make a comment.
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I'm pretty sure Dale Gribble is based on me, nevermind the fact that King of the Hill first aired when I was a teenager. Mike Judge must have a time machine or something. I'm skinny, but with a fat belly, have ridiculous tan lines, I always wear a hat, smoke a lot, and I'm paranoid about the government. Other than the cheating wife and bad hairline, Dale Gribble is me.
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Or Hancock uppercuts Rufus straight back up to heaven.
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@aaronjackson2126 the forgotten apostle from Dogma. Sorry, I probably could have come up with something better if I really racked my mind for previous Chris Rock characters. I thought about Pootie Tang but he didn't actually play Pootie, he just wrote it and had several other characters in the movie.
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@aaronjackson2126 it's a freaking amazing movie if you haven't seen it. If you're extremely religious, Catholic in particular, it might not be for you. It's kind of an apocalyptic/satire/comedy centered around Catholic ideology. But it's very good.
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@jlmurph2 so what's the big deal then? Maybe they don't know each other that well, where they haven't had that "hey, don't make fun of Jada's hair" conversation. Maybe they do. I don't know. Either way it's a bit odd for him to defend his wife from jokes but they're totally fine with humping other people. Do you really not see the weird priorities there? Don't get why you're so hellbent on being on team Will here.
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@misseselise3864 tell you what.
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@marcusbailey3988 thath ludicruth, I do a way better Mike Tython than you.
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@MrSpeedyAce call me an asshole..... One more time.
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