Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Metro Claims Straight Men SNUGGLE AND KISS In Hilarious And WEIRD Article" video.

  1. Crossing streams is only gay if you giggle.
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  2. ​ @magnuscarlsson9969 lmao, you must really like pizza.
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  3. Have you tried telling them that doing gay stuff isn't gay?
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  4. This article is like the "you know how I know you're gay?" scene from 40 Year Old Virgin, except they're being serious.
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  5. I'm not gonna lie, that's actually really funny.
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  6.  @SimpleIdeaz  I had a friend that used to always say "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20....." I dunno why that always cracked me up.
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  7.  @wildrose2748  as a Yankees fan that was born in July, I have nothing to add to this other than just announcing some random and meaningless identifiers.
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  8.  @JoeArn1  yea nohomo here, but if someone showed up at my door with a free pizza, I might hug him. It's the least I can do.
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  9. I love that people are taking this comment seriously. The Internet has broken the sarcasm detector in a lot of people's brains.
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  10.  @pjdolont9012  yea bro, if I see you at the bar, we can sit in a general vicinity of each other and silently drink some beers. That is all.
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  11. ​ @raumograeywolf5477 San Francisco?
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  12.  @wildrose2748  there are rare exceptions where it's actually valid. Like in discussion about shoe prices, if someone says "as a person with one leg, I think it's pretty fucked up that I gotta pay for 2 shoes", I might be like damn bro. That's a good point. But generally speaking, your identity doesn't validate or invalidate your statement. That's what your statement is supposed to do.
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  13.  @cartrips9263  they're trying to get us all to kill each other, so they don't have to break too much of a sweat killing the rest of us.
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  14. For real. Nobody wants that gay shit, 2 guys in the same room at the same time. I have a series of fences in my backyard, that me and my friends can stand on either side of and drink some beers.
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  15. It's not gay, it's Italian.
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  16. The left: its totally fine to be gay. Also the left: nah man, doing gay stuff doesn't mean you're gay!
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  17. "Why are you gay?" African dude
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