Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Michael Knowles" channel.

  1. Fun fact: it's impossible to throw a 4 seam fastball with the rainbow seamed baseballs, because the ball can't go straight.
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  2. "Ok, we've done the math on what you're owed according to your share of the revenue. It looks like you each owe the league $30k per year to continue playing."🤣🤣🤣
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  3. I'm not a Christian, so I don't have a dog in the fight, but why do so many people try so hard to prove Jesus' existence and divinity? Isn't a lot of the point that you're supposed to have faith, and not require proof?
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  4. I would be a little fatphobic if I was on an elevator with 8 land whales. They have weight limits for a reason.
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  5. Illiterallerate. Literaliterate?
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  6. ​ @bobblonger5650 bro, and he was in that movie Predestination, where he was a time jumping cop. Maybe that movie was a real story, and Ethan Hawke is a time traveler....🤔
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  7. It's not happening, and also, how dare you make it illegal!!!
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  8. ​ @racheljames7 cats eat souls.
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  9. Kanye found out that every idiot on the internet thinks hating Israel counts as a personality, so it's not cool or edgy anymore.
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  10. Soccer is for girls who can't throw.
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  11. Trump has this genius move where he lies on purpose to bait the media into accidentally telling the truth. He'll say "3 millions immigrants entered the US last year...." And the media will say "that's not true!!!! It was only 300 thousand!!! Oh crap...."
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  12. ​ @talcat8031 but you could make a better argument for a free seat for toddlers than for someone who ate too many cheeseburgers to fit in a standard seat. That would even make sense from a marketing point of view, "family friendly" branding. There isn't a lot of money to be made in "fat friendly" branding. Some, sure. But not that much.
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