Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "Bearing" channel.

  1. As a kangaroo, I'm highly offended. Our people have been doing this dance for millenia.
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  2. "Fatcon" makes me think of the time Peter Griffin started a fat person's club, and the first meeting was just an overwhelming choir of burps, farts, and heavy breathing.
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  3. Because we all know New Jersey is MAGA country...
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  4. They always wear the same uniform, it's so creepy. It's a cult signifier, "hello, fellow crazies, I too am a crazy."
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  5. I love the digs on Count Dank. I really hope he responds and this turns into a friendly back and forth.
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  6. Anyone can play "men's" sports, because those leagues and divisions aren't restricted to only men, they're open for anyone that's good enough. Women's sports are exclusive to women.
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  7. Part of me is kinda jealous of dudes that have a foot fetish. Every beach is a nude beach to them. And they can see pron every time a gold bond commercial comes on TV. For us normal people, the fun bits aren't just all over the place like that.
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  8. People gravitate towards them.
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  9. Imagine being so crazy you make a liberal feminist sound like the voice of reason by default.
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  10. ​ @PhantomFilmAustralia fascism is also socialist, left wing.
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  11. "What, you're not allowed to laugh anymore if you're a cop?" This one killed me because of personal experience, I got arrested for a PI a long time ago and I had the arresting officers laughing their asses off at my drunken shenanigans, it was a good time. I knew I was just spending a night in the drunk tank, no big deal, they knew that, and they knew I knew that, so we all had a blast driving to the county jail together.
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  12. I have a feeling the rate of tattoo regret for anything above the neck is extremely high. Not 100%, some people are so psycho they regret nothing, and you can make the argument that everyone with a facetoo is at least a little psycho. But I'm guessing 80-85% regret rate.
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  13. ​ @SpartanTrigger their main takeaway was "we didn't push left hard enough!" I love it.
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  14. And the current regime thinks that was too much free speech. Try to digest that.
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  15. Yup. They're subsidized by the NBA. WNBA players are actually right about not making a proportional salary to the men, they actually make much, much, much more on average, in proportion to the revenue their league brings in.
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  16. And these are the same people who try to invoke "empathy" whenever they're trying to force their worldview on others. It's so damn dishonest and hypocritical. "I should be able to do whatever I want, and if you try to tell me otherwise, mind your business, and also, this is what I think we should do about all these problems that don't involve me, and if you tell me otherwise, you have no empathy".
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  17. If you need internet gurus to help you with women, then your problems with women are deeper than anything an internet guru can fix.
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  18. They didn't lose the ability, they lost the willingness. Most of Hollywood is terrified of the outrage mob, and comedies are dangerous because you have to be a little offensive to someone in order to make something funny. That's why they stick with reboots and sequels and superhero movies, it's safe.
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  19. "Why should you care about murder, if you've never been murdered?" This is the exact same logic.
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  20.  @pfineyut  that's what decades of ignorant anger will do to you.
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  21. The real villains here are the Yes Men that told her she was good.
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  22.  @n4ughty_knight  yep. There isn't a rule against women in the NBA, MLB, or NFL, there just aren't any women good enough. Same is true as low as High School, it's not that uncommon for there to be a female kicker on a high school football team.
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  23. They work really hard at thinking of excuses for why they should have more stuff without doing more stuff. Which I've always found funny, it would be easier to just get a job and work for stuff.
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  24. Somewhere is a guy who thinks he has the worst job in the world. And this made his day.
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  25. That's hilarious considering Shyamalan has said that they were actually demons, and not aliens. But that was probably just a cop out because people pointed out how stupid the plot twist was.
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  26.  @minifalda6611  lmao, I thought you meant Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, it took me a sec to realize you meant "age of consent"🤣🤣 I'm like what? Why the hell would she be a different age in a different country? Am I just really confused about how time zones work?🤣
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  27. ​ @scratthesquirrel5242 which from my understanding is very uncommon, given that I don't really give a damn about the olympics. But I've talked to people who do give a damn, and they've told me they almost always give new events 2 chances, which makes sense, sometimes a new sport bombs the first time just because nobody knows about it, but people that do watch it might like it and pass it around via word of mouth, so a lot of times it ends up doing a lot better the 2nd time and catching on. Breakdancing was so bad they're just kinda like nah this one ain't catching on🤣
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  28. This is probably how insurance companies feel when someone scams them. "Heeeeeeyyyyyyy, we're supposed to scam you! No fair!"
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  29.  @beayn  every day, David Pakman, or Sam Seder, or any of the other usual idiots post a video about some progressive "destroying" Trump, and it's just them speaking on a podcast or rally and calling Trump a racist or a fascist. It's so low brow, just someone throwing baseless insults in an echo chamber event is enough to get them cheering.
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  30. Same reason men don't watch other men do their taxes.
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  31. No, they're mad because they feel like they did it first, so they should have a monopoly.
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  32. And the therapists' therapists too.
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  33.  @jefferydraper4019  the part that's unbelievable is how all the commenters all clap and cheer for it, like it's some kind of accomplishment. It's the political equivalent of a middle schooler talking shit about her ex boyfriend to all of her friends.
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  34. ​ @ArminiusGroß there was this lesbian that used to be a regular at the same bar as me in my drinking days, and she pretended to know about every "guy" thing, like cars and football, but she didn't know anything at all. It was absolutely hysterical. And I don't know anything about football either, I'm a baseball and MMA guy, but even I would catch her talking nonsense, she was talking about how some team was gonna be really good bc of their QB, except that guy had gotten traded to a different team several years before🤣🤣 and even I knew that just from little snippets on ESPN here and there. I always found that hilarious because you don't HAVE to know about football to be a guy, only an idiot that doesn't understand anything would think that way.
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  35. Yea I used to see it like the southern hemisphere Texas.
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  36. My girlfriend and I just found out we're having a baby last Friday, she went to lunch with some girlfriends the next day and of course the first thing they asked is if she's "keeping it". She didn't even entertain the idea, we're not like that, but that's the sick world we live in. Of course we're keeping our baby, it's ridiculous that people are so cavalier about the subject these days. I understand the argument between pro life and pro choice, I really do, but it shouldn't be something that's taken so lightly.
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  37. The other day I saw Let's Make a Deal on the TV somewhere, and saw all the people wearing ridiculous Halloween costumes, I had forgotten that show existed and that weird tradition. Got me wondering how it started, I came up with some scenario where a long time ago a crazy lady came to the filming wearing a bumblebee costume or something like that, because she's crazy and she just wears that sometimes. One of the producers was like "Yes!!!!!! Let's do that! Price is Right is kicking our ass, we need a gimmick!!" That's probably how she got into break dancing.
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  38. I think she's mostly been in TV. Doesn't matter, her "peak" of fame was that hot chick from the gay show your gay friend watched but you never really cared enough to know her name. You know the type. Then once they're on the wrong side of 30, they lose relevance because they were never really talented to begin with.
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  39. I will never forgive reformed former cult members, and I will never treat them like they're people. There is no excuse for this madness, everyone who made it happen should live the rest of their miserable lives under crushing mockery and shame.
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  40.  @Piromysl359  it's the "rope a dope" of debate.
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  41. So..... Is this them saying they want even more censorship than the bad tiny mustache man?
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  42. ​ @RatKingDelta nah, cow fits better, because you can see where someone might mistake a painted horse for a zebra. But a cow doesn't even look remotely similar, no matter how it's painted.
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  43. My money was on transgender cat lady.
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  44. Sshhhhh. Stop noticing stuff. Noticing stuff is bigotry.
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  45. ​ @RantingRamsay what do you mean, "you people?"" "What do YOU mean, "you people"??"
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  46. Woke business model: Step one: diversity. Step two: Step three: profit!
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  47.  @p_campbell  I've been told if I answer that question, I'm transphobic🤣
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  48. This decal is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.
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  49. No reegrets.
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  50. Michael Jordan needs to remind all these people that conservatives buy shoes too.
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