Comments by "Mark Zuckergecko" (@markzuckergecko621) on "PowerfulJRE" channel.

  1. I'm just picturing Mike Tyson chasing down a live bison, tackling it, and taking a big bite out of it's leg.
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  2. Funny how damn near nobody was saying Sean was going to win yesterday, and the entire internet knew he was going to win today.
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  3. Well at least it will keep them from bothering their mom for more hot pockets for a little while. She needs a break.
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  4. Hey NEIGHBOR! It's GARBAGE day!!! I'm taking out the GARBAGE!!!!
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  5. Our world has definitely become too safe. And on the surface that's a good thing, we've eliminated a lot of the dangers that people of the past faced, but there's a lot of accidental side effects that aren't so great. That's a lot of why so many young people invent problems that don't exist, or at the least over dramatize existing problems. It's in our nature to have a problem to solve, a hill to climb. A lot of people don't have that. So they have to manufacture it.
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  6. Man I remember when you could find ANYTHING on YouTube, from music to politics to random goofy nonsense, and even depraved insanity if that was your kind of thing.
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  7. I love how Joe doesn't get the difference between the defense and the offensive line.
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  8.  @sirwill619  I'm not a lawyer, but I can tell you a specific crime that I think someone is guilty of, if I think they're guilty.
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  9. Nah he works for CNN. That means he's just outright lying.
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  10.  @jopo7996  just starts laughing maniacally for no reason, then abruptly says "alright, have a nice day", goes inside🤣
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  11. I love those wiki disclaimers on YT videos, that's how you know the opposite of whatever they're telling you is true.
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  12. For real, if you don't believe any conspiracy theories, or if you only believe one, then you also believe that there's no such thing as conspiracies, except for maybe that one. Which is a pretty irrational belief, considering how many things are now confirmed that were once just theories.
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  13.  @zackiej89  wait, thousands of kids getting reassignment? I thought it wasn't happening????
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  14. That, and he thinks Hawaii is landlocked.
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  15.  @puffinherbz4225  no, Fox sucks, but they're not even close to the same wavelength as CNN. Fox is biased, CNN is just outright fabricated nonsense, they quite literally make up stories out of thin air and report on things they know to be untrue. Fox just reports real news with a biased perspective.
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  16.  @WeakBonez  they just can't help themselves. I think somewhere in their subconscious, the outrage mob knows they're a living parody. But they just. Can't. Stop.
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  17. He probably thinks Epstein killed himself too🤣
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  18.  @Dronax  Sam Seder's channel is incredible, trolling the comments is one of my favorite hobbies. Those people are completely insane.
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  19. ​ @kiethj7 not really. Their peak potential is part time shift leader at Starbucks.
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  20. I'm happy for him. I'm gonna sound like a bandwagoner here, and I guess I am, but Sean won me over, I'm a fan. I was never a hater, I just didn't care about him that much before. He worked his ass off though, he deserves this. Just to come back from a knee injury like that and fight at all is amazing, even if he was losing. To come back and win a world title is incredible, more people need to know his story.
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  21. "If guns are responsible for killing people, then I can blame my pencil for misspelled words." -Larry the Cable Guy
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  22. It's not hard to sound smart when you have a left wing audience.
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  23.  @jd0604  there isn't, but Rogan isn't right wing by any sensible standard. He's moderate, but definitely left moderate. The far left has just lost their tiny little hive mind, they think everyone to the right of Mao is far right.
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  24.  @radagast7200  I wish it were that simple, but they're spreading to states that don't suck like a plague of locusts and voting for the same shit.
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  25. Jimmy is an absolute gem, anyone who's not subscribed to Bright Insight should do so immediately. Great content.
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  26. Yea I miss Joey Diaz talking about complete and utter nonsense and all the guys drinking and smoking and laughing their asses off at his stupid ass. Those were the good ole days.
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  27. I think Bryan is one of those friends that Joe has outgrown, they had a common bond through comedy and acting, but that's probably about where it ends.
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  28. Would you rather 1 innocent man be convicted or 10 guilty men walk free? That's an interesting thought experiment about criminal justice, and you can change those numbers around too. I don't think there's really a right answer, and it's really damn hard to find that balance. But personally I lean more towards letting guilty people walk free than convicting the innocent.
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  29. There's definitely a climate alarmist cult.
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  30.  @VerifiedB  reality has a right wing bias. If I say a man in a dress is still a man, that doesn't make me right wing, it just makes me right.
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  31. ​ @kidfortoday but the people looting Target because a drug addict overdosed while resisting arrest were "freedom fighters"😂
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  32.  @xfiazc07  Epthtein?🤣
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  33.  @adamkingston2231  I couldn't even tell what party he was running under based on this clip, he had some really vague messaging. Which made me think probably democrat. I loved BJ as a fighter and I'm sure he's a good dude, but damn he sounds really dumb in this clip. I think he'll get eaten alive in the political arena. This is Joe Rogan, imagine him in an adversarial setting like a debate, where people who want to destroy him are asking difficult questions.
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  34.  @jonathansoko1085  he pulls pretty good numbers, not Conor numbers, but he's still pretty high up there. Any heavyweight title fight is always going to sell, but there's a lot of hype around Francis.
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  35. "Sustain means you're 'stain in the same place!" -BJ Penn, 2022 🤣🤣🤣
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  36. How's that psychotic level of politeness working out for ya?😂
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  37. The first part is always the hardest. You've taken the first step, that's a big deal. Keep it going.
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  38.  @sthubbins4038  he just had Belal Muhammad at the beginning of the month, new welterweight champ. Dennis Quaid, Adam Sandler, Russell Crowe, and Francis Ngannou are also recent guests. Nice try buddy.
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  39. I've always found the 265lb cap kinda odd too, I think they should either remove the weight limit all together, or make another division for 240+.
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  40. Leftists are complete lunatics, they really did literally want Joe to die, just to win political points. That's not just fucked up, that's some level 11 psychosis.
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  41. Gotta tie up those loose ends.
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  42. It's false modesty. The easiest cope when you've been taken off the top.
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  43.  @YallLuvXeno  yea it's gotten really excessive. YT definitely has no problem censoring things they don't want people to see, they need to get on the goddamn spambots. That's the one kind of censorship I'm sure everyone would be 100% behind.
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  44.  @josiahz21  that video of her showing off her freezer and gourmet "ice cream" was just her rubbing our noses in it. That wasn't ice cream, it was fetuses in ice cream boxes. When she says "chocolate" is her favorite, you can fill in the blank and figure out what chocolate means...
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  45.  @AmeriKen1974  it's not capitalism when the government is overtly colluding with big business to screw the American people.
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  46.  @True-Sea-Turtle  leftists believe conspiracy theories about white privilege and infinite genders. At least other people's conspiracy theories are amusing.
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  47. This is one of those fights where I'm kicking myself for not noticing before the fight, Sean's style is a bad matchup for Izzy. I was barely giving Sean any chance going into this fight, but I was wrong, I should have seen that his awkward striking style would be tricky for Izzy's style, Sean looks so easy to hit but he's actually really hard to hit. He leaves his hands down to ghost you in, because he's so good at leaning back and slipping punches, he can get away with having low hands, that and how active he is with jabs and quick hooks makes for a really effective style. Lesson learned, I'm gonna give him his due credit next time.
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  48. Don't you put that bad juju on it. Seems like every time people think a heavyweight fight is going to be awesome, and it seems like it's going to be awesome, it ends up being a dud. Like Francis and Gane, and Francis and Lewis....
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  49. ​ @PerfectParking You really can't go over the top with them though, there is nothing more ridiculous than what lefties actually believe.
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  50. ​ @vitorfernnandes name one other crime where the tool used to commit the crime is blamed, and not the criminal who committed the crime.
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