Comments by "c. j. macq" (@cjmacq-vg8um) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  2. ya, but you're wrong.
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  3. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda? first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  4. BRING THE ONION BACK! its about the only sane thing left in this utterly insane world! and its even worse today. i hate walmart. i only shop there because I'M FORCED TO! they have a monopoly on the u. s. retail market. we used to have many retail options like penny's, sears, k-mart and venture stores. but walmarts illegal business practices forced all these stores to go bankrupt. american business is a total scam as it converts to on-;ine scammers and consolidates into fewer and fewer competitors.
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  5. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  6. you mean he's not? 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  7. i swear, this is what i've been saying my whole life but everyone kept telling me i'm wrong. but in a world completely devoid of facts and universal agreement ON ANYTHING its very difficult to be right about anything... i think.
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  8. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  9. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  10. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda. first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  11. this is NO JOKE! its real and happening in our schools everyday! what do you expect from a society that denies reality daily in schools, economics, politics and religion. when you place your hands over your eyes you're simply denying reality. if we hide our eyes from reality maybe reality will go away. this gay-agenda tactic is what's now being taught to impressionable kids often even behind the parents back! its no different than hiding your head in the sand. thanks to efforts of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby we have 2 ENTIRE generations who've lost touch with reality. delusion, wishful thinking and lies have replaced science, biology, women's rights and facts because, now, we can't offend the delusional sensibilities of the mentally ill.
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  12. gotta have those codes! can't argue about that. but, uuhhh, i have the briefcase. the briefcase they have is a plant. and i mean a real plant... its made of vegitation. but its EVIL vegitation. so i say... come and get me coppers! because i have those codes now.
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  13. the sad part is this is NO JOKE! its real and happening in our schools everyday! what do you expect from a society that denies reality daily in schools, economics, politics and religion. when you place your hands over your eyes you're simply denying reality. if we hide our eyes from reality maybe reality will go away. this gay-agenda tactic is what's now being taught to impressionable kids often even behind the parents back! its no different than hiding your head in the sand. thanks to efforts of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby we have 2 ENTIRE generations who've lost touch with reality. delusion, wishful thinking and lies have replaced science, biology, women's rights and facts because, now, we can't offend the delusional sensibilities of the mentally ill.
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  14. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda? first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  15. i've been saying this for only 30 years now. the "left" and "right" have BOTH gone bonkers! maga madness has taken over the right and woke madness has taken over the left. they're just alike but on different issues. the u. s. and the world now has 2 extremist, fanatical, delusional sides trying to out-fascist each other for total world domination. which ever side wins - WE ALL LOSE! and i want no part of any of it! but its being FORCED on me anyway.
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  16. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
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  17. the u. s. is ruled by a cabal of weird people. we keep "electing" them into office. i don't vote for these morons. quite frankly i'm tired of being ruled by idiots.
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  18. OOHHHH ONION! wherefore art thou are you? we need your wit and satire more than ever NOW! all i got now for an occasional chuckle is the "bad lip reading" channel. PLEASE RETURN WITH NEW CONTENT!
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  19. i've been saying this for only 30 years now. the "left" and "right" have BOTH gone bonkers! maga madness has taken over the right and woke madness has taken over the left. they're just alike but on different issues. the u. s. and the world now has 2 extremist, fanatical, delusional sides trying to out-fascist each other for total world domination. which ever side wins - WE ALL LOSE! and i want no part of any of it! but its being FORCED on me anyway.
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  20. i've been saying this for only 30 years now. the "left" and "right" have BOTH gone bonkers! maga madness has taken over the right and woke madness has taken over the left. they're just alike but on different issues. the u. s. and the world now has 2 extremist, fanatical, delusional sides trying to out-fascist each other for total world domination. which ever side wins - WE ALL LOSE! and i want no part of any of it! but its being FORCED on me anyway.
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  21. you would've thought that, at least, god would've stepped in and done the pope a solid. or is god still holding a grudge for the inquistion?
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  22. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old. something tells me the authorities are gonna blame cody for this. i was cody's best bud in high school. i hung out with him to get his left overs, but damn it, he seduced me too! and now all i got from cody was cody's baby. cody, you rascal.
    1
  23. this is NO JOKE! its real and happening in our schools everyday! what do you expect from a society that denies reality daily in schools, economics, politics and religion. when you place your hands over your eyes you're simply denying reality. if we hide our eyes from reality maybe reality will go away. this gay-agenda tactic is what's now being taught to impressionable kids often even behind the parents back! its no different than hiding your head in the sand. thanks to efforts of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby we have 2 ENTIRE generations who've lost touch with reality. delusion, wishful thinking and lies have replaced science, biology, women's rights and facts because, now, we can't offend the delusional sensibilities of the mentally ill.
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  24. this is NO JOKE! its real and happening in our schools everyday! what do you expect from a society that denies reality daily in schools, economics, politics and religion. when you place your hands over your eyes you're simply denying reality. if we hide our eyes from reality maybe reality will go away. this gay-agenda tactic is what's now being taught to impressionable kids often even behind the parents back! its no different than hiding your head in the sand. thanks to efforts of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby we have 2 ENTIRE generations who've lost touch with reality. delusion, wishful thinking and lies have replaced science, biology, women's rights and facts because, now, we can't offend the delusional sensibilities of the mentally ill.
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  25. this news item brought to you by the "lotion manufacturers of america." (don't use it. don't need it. too messy.) next headline - "trump's tariffs target teenage tuggers." bet you didn't know maga originally was "mama" - "make american masturbate again!" well, we can either screw ourselves or let trump keep screwing us.
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  26. OOHHHH ONION! wherefore art thou are you? we need your wit and satire more than ever NOW! all i got now for an occasional chuckle is the "bad lip reading" channel. PLEASE RETURN WITH NEW CONTENT!
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  27. this is NO JOKE! its real and happening in our schools everyday! what do you expect from a society that denies reality daily in schools, economics, politics and religion. when you place your hands over your eyes you're simply denying reality. if we hide our eyes from reality maybe reality will go away. this gay-agenda tactic is what's now being taught to impressionable kids often even behind the parents back! its no different than hiding your head in the sand. thanks to efforts of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby we have 2 ENTIRE generations who've lost touch with reality. delusion, wishful thinking and lies have replaced science, biology, women's rights and facts because, now, we can't offend the delusional sensibilities of the mentally ill.
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  28. i've been saying this for only 30 years now. the "left" and "right" have BOTH gone bonkers! maga madness has taken over the right and woke madness has taken over the left. they're just alike but on different issues. the u. s. and the world now has 2 extremist, fanatical, delusional sides trying to out-fascist each other for total world domination. which ever side wins - WE ALL LOSE! and i want no part of any of it! but its being FORCED on me anyway.
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  29. no, the onion just attacked idiocy, gulliibilty, fanaticism, extremism and delusion. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda. first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  30. ya, but you're wrong.
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  31.  @50shekels  ... thanks, i think so. i swear, this is what i've been saying my whole life but everyone kept telling me i'm wrong. but in a world completely devoid of facts and universal agreement ON ANYTHING its very difficult to be right about anything... i think. you know what's really weird? its possible and perfectly logical for everyone to be wrong, buts its impossible and illogical for everyone to be right.
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  32.  @50shekels  ... OH NO! i was just responding to the video. so, just like the video says - YOU'RE WRONG!
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  33.  @50shekels  ... and, no, i'm not a predator in any sense of the word. so, you're wrong about that too.
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  34.  @RichConnerGMN ... no, not what?... who?
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  35. 3-7-21 - does the onion still post new content? they're funny as hell but i haven't seen one of their videos that isn't over 5 years old.
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  36. the joke is gullible morons believe the BS coming from both sides! i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda? first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i ndon't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  37. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda? first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  38. OOHHHH ONION! wherefore art thou are you? we need your wit and satire more than ever NOW! all i got now for an occasional chuckle is the "bad lip reading" channel. PLEASE RETURN WITH NEW CONTENT!
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  39. i agree. how could anyone be so stupid as to take seriously the fascist gay-agenda? first they get us to believe the truth - that "gender ROLES" are culturally based and prejudiced toward a male dominated society. can't argue with that. you can see it with your own eyes. there's no reason on earth why women can't be pilots, engineers and doctors. after convincing us of this truth the gay-lobby expands this position to ridiculously deny the existance of ALL gender. wrongly disassociating gender from the reality of biological "sex." spreading their lies the so-called left adopted fascist fanaticism to FORCE all humanity to denounce reality and accept absurdity in its place. AND IDIOTS FELL FOR IT. even the courts are now supporting the delusions of the mentally ill over science, observable reality and women's rights. the absolute absurdities and fantasies of the gay-lobby and the gun-lobby are tearing this this country apart. i don't want to be ruled by the fascist liars on either side.
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  40.  @Osiris2134  .... i think its exposing and criticizing the extremism, fanaticism and absurdism now dominating both sides. and the gullibiliity of fools who buy into this fanatical absurdism. maga and the gay-lobby are very much alike. but the morons who now embrace the absolute RIDICULOUS positions of either side have been too brainwashed to see it. its no longer about mutual respect, or seeking common ground but about "owning" or "destroying" the other side in a public forum. its about DOMINATION not Inclusivity. fanatics now hold reasonable criticism of their extreme beliefs as badges of honor. the more upset, angry and fearful you can make the other side the better. both sides promote and embrace positions designed to be so RIDICULOUS and EXTREME as to provoke ridiculous and extreme reactions from the other side. its called "identity politics." its divisive and intolerant. and both sides have now CHOSEN their own intolerance as superior to the intolerance of the other side. we're being pitted against each other. our ruling elite are using the same "divide-and-conquer" tactics to stay in power they've used for over 6000 years. and both sides are still falling it!
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  41. OOHHHH ONION! wherefore art thou are you? we need your wit and satire more than ever NOW! all i got now for an occasional chuckle is the "bad lip reading" channel. PLEASE RETURN WITH NEW CONTENT!
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