Comments by "c. j. macq" (@cjmacq-vg8um) on "Local Teen Invents Masturbation | Onion News Network" video.

  1. this news item brought to you by the "lotion manufacturers of america." (don't use it. don't need it. too messy.) next headline - "trump's tariffs target teenage tuggers." bet you didn't know maga originally was "mama" - "make american masturbate again!" well, we can either screw ourselves or let trump keep screwing us.
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