Comments by "michael" (@michaeld4861) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. It's absolutely disgusting that the GOP waited until some Dem was having emergency surgery to try to ram through an impeachment. Despicable tactics from the party of pure evil.
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  2. "If you don't show up again we will hold you in contempt!" "Well... what does that mean?" ..."it means nothing.... we'll do absolutely nothing"
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  3. Complaining that New York smells bad is pretty hypocritical. If you've never been to the county before.... uh.... well it smells pretty bad too sometimes. Especially when they fertilize the farm fields and all you smell is literal feces for 2 weeks straight or when it's sugar beet season and for an entire month it smells like someones burning dirt inside your nostrils. (I live 2 cities away from where they process the sugar beets and i can smell it. Actually going to the city it happens in is literally knock-you-off-your-feet level of olfactory assault.)
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  4. Wow, Fox literally admitting that they just run on spreading hatred and misinformation. Of course the one thing they don't think about is that maybe their only policies are literal evil. "Nah, must be cause we didn't stoke enough hatred and stochastic terrorism." The way Piro just casually says "we didn't expect people to care so much about preserving democracy" .... jesus christ
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  5. Correction: Apparently there is a statue of Satan owned by a Michigan group called The Satanic Temple that advocates for human rights and against religious nonsense. The statue is called Baphomet and they send it around the US anytime a religious group wants to use taxpayer dollars to build a religious statue. They send their statue and use the same argument as the religious people for it's being there to stop us from having to pay for and recognize the authority of the church. lol
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  6. OMG Do emails get delivered on Sundays? hahaha Your accents are top notch too.
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  7. "One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water." I forgot about that gem.
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  8. Her ghost writer was actually Cricket and the other murdered animals getting their revenge.
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  9. Yes... raid the White House for documents..... these people get stupider every day I swear. Why not raid the National Archives too!
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  10. That's fucking awesome! Way to go The Satanic Temple.
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  11. Why are charges just now, possibly, maybe coming at some point? By now it's literally been years. What's the point of a justice system that waits until the sun explodes to do anything.
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  12. What a wacky nation we live in where the comedians are the only trustworthy source of news and where the leaders actually believe they live in an alternate dimension where killing 5 people isn't violence and holding people accountable for their actions is to dangerous to attempt. What did Orwell say "war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength".... sounds like the motto of these republican fools.
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  13. Clarence Thomas shouldn't resign. He should be in prison next to the padded room his wife should inhabit permanently.
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  14. Seth's villain voice is great!
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  15. Jesus that Fox segment was hilarious!
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  16. Ooh I'll go! I think Obama dropped his birth certificate on the beach, don't worry I'll find it if it takes me the rest of my life.
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  17. Trump says all presidents should have immunity... so the republicans should stop persecuting Biden immediately right?
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  18. That salvia thing is so true. Except that it was also kinda fun until you think your going to literally die from laughing too hard.
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  19. Fox: "The Omicron variant is just made up to cover up Joe Biden's failures." ....Then why not talk about his failures instead of the variant!!!!!!!!!! God damn they are so fucking stupid. There are plenty of things to criticize Biden for, no need to attribute to him things he has no control over.
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  20. Why is that "changing the locks on George Santos door" video fake? The dude is not even using the screwdriver if you look carefully. Do the doors not have locks or did they just need someone to act for the camera?
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  21. I think Boebert got stuck in a loop, someone should go unplug her and plug her back in.
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  22. Tooth Central, where even Trumps rich friends need to be "let in" .... wonder what the vetting process is for regular peasants? Like an FBI investigation and a legal agreement to always agree with Trump?
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  23. Trump becomes a "hero" for commiting crimes.... what an absolutely stupid country we live in.
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  24. Brian Killmeade says he's a soccer player! How woke can you get! No patriotic American would admit such a ninny hobby!
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  25. Why does the White House announce that India is buying planes from Boeing? Like who cares. Are they going to announce Walmarts diaper sales numbers next?
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  26. Damn how do you add so many impressions, the lindsay Graham was flawless.
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  27. In Trump's defence, this one time I took shrooms and we were in the woods camping and a few minutes after eating them I decided I should change into pants (from shorts) and a hoodie cause it was getting dark and I knew it would get cold and didn't want the hassle of figuring out the change of clothes while tripping. And right when I got my shorts off but before I got my pants on they kicked in hard. So here I am with no pants on and I can't go back to the group with no pants on cause it's going to get cold but I'm struggling to figure out how to put my legs in the holes and pull 'em up. Meanwhile, about 50 yards away there's a family wrapping up there fishing trip cause the weirdo's are starting to come out of the forest (I had boxers on). And to make a bad situation worse, I also had to take a poop. But I swiftly ruled that out unless strictly necessary because of the logistical complications that would be involved. About 10 minutes later I finally succeeded to clothe myself and have a nice walk through the matrix back to the campsite. Long story short, when someone asks you how you put your pants on, you just reply idk man, but it was a hero's journey and I made it through somehow. Frodo would be proud.
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  28. Glad to hear Wally gets a spot in the bunker!
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  29. My god, Fox and the republicans are so incredibly stupid I literally cannot take it anymore.
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  30. It's a sad day when even the Fox News anchor is forced to say something true....lol
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  31. Please stop calling Vivek an entrepreneur, he is a classic venture capital scam artist. He got rich by buying up patents for failed drugs, creating bs companies around them and then running out the back door with buckets of cash before the investors figured out what was actually happening.
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  32. He's the wall street big pharma version of a crypto shitcoin bro.
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  33. I like how they had to not only bleep whatever that girl said but also blur her mouth. She musta said something real dirty 🤣🤣
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  34. "I reviewed every minute and then some." lol like how do you watch more than what was recorded? was he just looking at footage of an empty chair after that or what?
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  35. 1 burger a month? ?? whoever came up with these numbers is a moron. As if I will believe for even 1 second that 12 burgers a year is 10% of all meat consumption in the US!!! That's obviously Ludacris. Most people eat meat at every meal, sometimes only meat for meals.
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  36. Roger stone was Sherlocks drug dealer 🤣🤣
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  37. There needs to be a law preventing ballot measures from being confusing. It's not that hard. And whoever sent or funded the sending of those texts needs to be charged with subverting democracy and election fraud.
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  38. I can only pray that Trump is too tired to do anything except nap for the next 4 years and save us all the medical bankruptcy after having a heart attack.
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  39.  @sparshgarg3789  excepting someone who is not a total lying scumbag is the equivalent of a maserati? Well I guess you got a point then.
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  40. You can use the same ending for the American Rooster movie but just have him be a narcoleptic and fall asleep for 1 second so that he blinks. lol
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  41. What else did Trump deregulate? I'd like to know what next week's disaster is going to be.
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  42. Well, that's just all patently false. I don't know 1 person who thinks they are going to be the first trillionaire or own half the American workforce as wage slaves like Bezos. Or build rockets to go to mars like Musk. Also, if you think crypto has a big energy footprint I'd hate to tell you about this thing called the dollar. You know, that one that requires a vast network of banks and government organizations and many companies like mastercard and visa processing thousands of transactions a second...... that all surely has a big footprint.
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  43. There was. multiple times. Looking for incinerated chickens and bamboo is not going to change that.
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  44. Trump didn't say that he didn't use a burner phone, he only said, “I have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge I have never even heard the term.” (at least in the clips that I've seen) He's trying to be sneaky, but it seems John Bolton (of all people) is calling him out on knowing the term. Also, Wally nailed it, no pun intended.
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  45. Republicans miss no chance to show they can always be more vile.
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  46. I would beg to differ. It has not been amusing, it has been horrifying to watch.
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  47. Did they really drug that horse with coke and tranquilizers to make him a better actor? That's fucked up. Bojack must be based off him.
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  48. Please cover the train derailment and subsequent chemical weapon release in Ohio!
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  49. That's great, are they going to go after American oligarchs next? Why only target Russian crooks?
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  50. Fox News is Cancelling Rudy Giuliani!! hahaha Why aren't Tucker and the gang screaming about this.
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