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Comments by "michael" (@michaeld4861) on "Incoherent Trump Melts Down After Biden Calls Him Out in Jan. 6 Speech: A Closer Look" video.
In Trump's defence, this one time I took shrooms and we were in the woods camping and a few minutes after eating them I decided I should change into pants (from shorts) and a hoodie cause it was getting dark and I knew it would get cold and didn't want the hassle of figuring out the change of clothes while tripping. And right when I got my shorts off but before I got my pants on they kicked in hard. So here I am with no pants on and I can't go back to the group with no pants on cause it's going to get cold but I'm struggling to figure out how to put my legs in the holes and pull 'em up. Meanwhile, about 50 yards away there's a family wrapping up there fishing trip cause the weirdo's are starting to come out of the forest (I had boxers on). And to make a bad situation worse, I also had to take a poop. But I swiftly ruled that out unless strictly necessary because of the logistical complications that would be involved. About 10 minutes later I finally succeeded to clothe myself and have a nice walk through the matrix back to the campsite. Long story short, when someone asks you how you put your pants on, you just reply idk man, but it was a hero's journey and I made it through somehow. Frodo would be proud.
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Agreed!
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