Comments by "michael" (@michaeld4861) on "The Daily Show" channel.

  1. The fact that Adams has a literal villain origin story about being beaten by police and seeing the power they had and that they couldn't be held accountable and wanting that for himself is truly disturbing.
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  2. How can you lump Luigi in with those terrorists?!
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  3. I can remain upright and also not drool on myself, can I have the job?
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  4. "I"ve been silenced. Watch everyday on my national tv show where I say all the things I can't say everyday at 5pm est."
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  5.  @mathiaskanuck6759  Project 2025 was.
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  6. And everyone with a job that's not outside. No sympathy for workers though. He thinks there shouldn't even be a min wage. How much can a banana possibly cost? $25?
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  7. @NOA US still supports slavery, just not on US soil. Look at Cargil, Nestle etc.
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  8. Ronnie's whole segment was brilliant!
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  9. My Pillow guy should be the White House press secretary.
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  10.  @sophiophile  No he was making a joke about how the media portrayed Jon's first show back. The media claimed that he ragged on Biden too hard and "both sides-ed" the presidential issues. Which he did not. So it really wasn't a jab a Jon but at the media's ridiculous portrayal of Jon.
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  11. It's like the Futurama meme: "I don't know understand evolution and I have to protect my kids from understanding it too!"
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  12. Money. Citizens United.
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  13. It's because we don't have a free press, just ask Assange. And the corporate overlords would pull advertising and we can't have that, think about the shareholders! Plus the mainstream news would never hire someone who would speak truth about such a "controversial" subject.
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  14. There ain't no place on Earth far enough away to avoid the fallout from this sinking ship.
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  15. Yeah that's already happened in TX.
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  16. But not literally enough to read the part about the "well regulated militia".
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  17. Trump's score wasn't zero. He kept his promise to give billionaires all our money!
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  18. Agreed. And then she follows up by saying that no facts could change her mind.... well then she must not care about fact like she claims huh.
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  19. Better reporting than all of mainstream media.
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  20. It's not elder abuse. You can't abuse the devil.
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  21. "Seen here during a press conference last July." 🤣🤣
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  22. Also that whole Patriot Act thing. They claim to hate the government spying on them but vote for it every change they get.
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  23. He's literally started another X company too called Xai. He's like a 12 year old obsessed with the letter x.
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  24. And they'd get an enormous tax write off for years. Win for everybody, except the poor homeless people trying to figure out what their donations are supposed to be used for.
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  25. You don't beat fascism with a tea party and "working together".
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  26. Jr. "Oh my gosh, there's an older one?" 🤣🤣
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  27.  @Ronny999x  Pretty much all of his picks ARE corporate lobbyists or CEO's or establishment neo-con warmongers. First time he put a coal baron in charge of the EPA, now he's appointed a lobbyist instead.
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  28. He would never miss a chance to be on tv.
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  29.  @johnbollenbacher6715  Half of all US jobs pay under $16/hr. We are literally a minimum wage country. And that's on top of over a million people giving up because there are no jobs for them.
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  30. Ronny Chieng's roasting of Elon was awesome
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  31. The Rock would make a terrible president. He's as hustle culture as they come. He'd probably make everybody work a mandatory 165 hours a week for $2.00/hr just to "build character".
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  32. Yeah, we need Jurassic Park to bring the Megalodon back and bring his friends.
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  33. Fox has done so much damage to America and democracy it's incalculable. They only care about reaping destruction, I don't understand how anyone could believe a word they say or not see through their phoniness.
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  34. Don't forget the Chupacabra.
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  35. Jon, if ethnic cleansing and g3noc1de of Gaza, ripping up the constitution, banning health agencies from giving any public statements or even collecting/publishing disease statistics, pardoning violent insurrectionists, trying to overthrow your country, instituting loyalty tests for all government workers, etc is not fascism then what is?
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  36. Anybody see that story about the youtuber MAGA psychopath that literally cut his fathers head off and then filmed a youtube video with his fathers severed head all because his dad was some paper pusher for the government and was therefore the enemy of Trump. I'm glad to hear that some people can leave the cult but this cult is very dangerous.
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  37. They always criticized Biden for running "from his basement" but when Trump does it and also locks everyone in his house it's no big deal...
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  38. O'leary needs his own investigation stat. He just confessed to multiple crimes on live tv.
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  39. I like how Rudy's coffee is organic. Isn't that for woke people that don't like all of capitalisms chemical cocktails and Monsanto's poisons in our coffee? Is Rudy woke now? Is he a communist?
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  40. Our whole lives are just one big ad at this point. Gosh this country is great! United Corporations of America for the win... plus ads.
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  41. Jesse Watters: "If people making $40k/year in California get two jobs and work 80 hours/week they will be making $100k/year and that's too much money for these lazy rich-but-supposed-to-be-poor folks!" (showing off his math skills and elitism on PBD podcast) Also Jesse Watters: "You can't make Trump sit down and take a nap for 2 hours a day, that's cruel and unusual punishment!"
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  42. So the border with Canada is suddenly an "artificially drawn line". Nice to know Trump is so against borders.
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  43. That IS trump preparing for the debate. He's just going to turn it into a campaign rally like everything else.
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  44. I mean we are talking about US healthcare here.... it ain't just failing women. It's failing everybody. There's like 40-50 Americans that don't even have health insurance and even more that have medical debt and medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy.
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  45. Dr. Pepper is the new Surgeon General.
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  46. He thinks the EPA is the Entrepreneur Protection Agency. And by Entrepreneur I mean billionaire.
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  47. So when innocent people are put to death who gets killed for justice then? A state politician? The prosecutor? That guy is the first republican that makes any sense.
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  48. Charging people an extra $30/day to get to and from work does seem like a scam. Working 5 days a week that's just under $8,000/year!
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  49. "Dwarfs, dwarfs with partial paralysis, dwarfs with full paralysis" ... um what? He expects people to believe that someone who is fully paralyzed somehow shows up and walks up the stairs to the control tower to direct planes? Americans should be considered their own species they are so dumb.
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  50. Please not Shapiro!
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  51. Correction: Trump is not being accused of fraud. He was already found guilty of fraud! The current trial is a sentencing trial to determine the punishment.
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  52. If even the Haitian immigrant is undecided we are truly cooked as a country.
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  53. "Fact checkers have been too politically biased and destroyed trust" - Says the guy contracting Tucker Carlson's company to do the "fact checking".
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  54. Her arguments are all so backwards and he does a fantastic job of calling her bs the second it happens. `
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  55. Is she taking over Ronny Cheng's segment roasting Noah? 😂😂
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  56. Without the squid games.... but the k-pop industry basically IS the squid games.
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  57. I'm going to apply to be Jessie Waters accountant. Sounds like a easy job. "You pay me $10/hr, that's it." So like $400,000/year right? "Yep"
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  58. Glad to hear disney fighting back. If it takes a giant corporate behemoth to put Deathsantis in his place then so be it.
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  59. Jessie Waters got a thing for guys in eyeliner.
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  60. Democracy.... is what we used to call the United States.
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  61. I think we should do away with elections and just pick random middle schoolers via a lottery system to be our representatives. It would be much better than the current discourse.
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  62. Chill out conservatives, it's just an AI program. It can't reason out why George Washington would be a white guy and not a black guy. It's not woke, it's just a program making random images with prompts.
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  63. Ronny's segment was great! And Sam Altman is definitely an evil techbro billionaire who is just in the phase of successfully convincing people that he's not evil.
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  64. Troy's segment is killing me. 🤣🤣
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  65. The NRA doesn't even allow guns at their convention.... I wonder why?
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  66. Ronny Cheng was killer, so savage.
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  67. We should at the very least require police to have background check and mental health evaluations and of course training. And not the 5 minute training where they are told to shoot and ask questions later. Anyone see the Florida video of the cops that unloaded multiple clips because an ACORN scared them? Just search cop and acorn and be prepared to be horrified.
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  68. The barbarity of republicans will never cease to find new lows. It's like the inverse of the stock market, anything to make the line go down.
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  69.  stopthecrazyguy9948  Yeah cause adults on facebook have never been manipulated. And there's no adults allowed on tik tok either so it's obviously only cat videos with subliminal messaging that says "All Hail Xi Jinping"
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  70. I hear Feinstein is going to run as a republican next time. She done such a great job getting nothing done that republicans are getting jealous.
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  71. Horses have more rights than women. Just the way the GOP likes it.
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  72. We elected representatives for decades to create and staff those agencies and now this unelected world record welfare queen comes in and demolishes everything we voted for. Illegally and unconstitutionally.
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  73. Dominion settling is a sign that the end is nigh. End of society that is. Most disappointing news in a long time. I wonder what's going on with the smartmatic lawsuit?
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  74. Republicans. Family values, yet they don't know how kids are made.
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  75. Jewish students peacefully protesting against bombing babies is NOT anti-semitic!
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  76. You know Kareem Abdul Jabbar writes Sherlock Holmes books too? Crazy, dude just does everything. Basketball, was in Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon, writes mystery novels.
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  77. Yes everyone knows r9pe is victimless.
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  78. So the billionaires who force their own workers to jump off buildings now stole people houses and farms and billions of dollars to make an empty field and run off with all their money? Who would have guessed?
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  79. 🤣🤣An indictment tour sounds fantastic!
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  80. I love how the new Jesus is an Abercrombie model bitcoin bro.
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  81. If the left buys guns they will ban them in an instant.
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  82. That Mr. Miyagi move was great.
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  83. Well I want credit for that book report I didn't turn in in the 3rd grade. You'd better remember me Mrs. Robinson!! ps. never turn in your homework. gotta fight back against the system.
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  84. Bolton is evil, stop giving him a microphone!
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  85. Thank you for actually explaining that the hush money trial is not really about the hush money but the campaign fraud. Very important distinction that almost nobody in media makes!
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  86. Okay but those Florida men in the first segment were hilarious. I feel like they would have all been part of my gang in high school/college days.
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  87. Billionaires purposely destroying communities and putting them in debt just to get in the news (and get some free money while crushing workers) and now the city is going to have to raise taxes and cut school budgets and privatize the water and everything else to pay off all that debt. Nothing is more American.
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  88. I don't think you can ever really change someone's mind, at least for any moderate to strongly held belief. You can only plant the seed and attempt to water it in moderation and hope that enough seeds have been planted by other interactions to get one to germinate and break through the dirt to the light of day. And the person also has to be a curious person. Someone that takes pride in their ignorance is not a likely candidate for gardening.
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  89. Just another republican showing the world what the party of evil looks like.
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  90. Jeez these people are delusional. They got Stockholm and Trump Derangement Syndrome at the same time. Anyone that wants to vote for Trump and says nothing can change their mind needs a brain replacement.
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  91. Ukraine doesn't put conditions on their aid while they are being invaded but republicans want to deny aid unless they impose right wing policies, probably consisting of mass austerity specifically to increase poverty and homelessness so they can fear monger about it on tv.
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  92. Ain't capitalism great. These grifters are just small fries compared to big pharma, or the insurance industry, oil industry, banking industry. Oh did you know the Federal Reserve, you know the one that printed all that money, was actually founded by JP Morgan and the other robber barons?
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  93. If you don't give me all your money that's blackmail and I'll sue you. - Elon
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  94.  @amyradbill1836  oh nice! Thanks for the book recommendation.
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  95. Rando spent 12 hours in Trumps property before being seen. But perfectly safe to keep all those national security classified documents next to the public toilet when the place is known to be a hotbed of spies.
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  96. Yeah the US pretending to be a democracy is a joke. I seen the supreme court ruled one district obviously illegally/unconstitutionally gerrymandered but said that they cannot redraw the map because it would confuse voters!
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  97. Okay now I understand the whole Trump Derangement Syndrome thing. I always thought it was about his cult but I see these media goons are just as deranged.
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  98. Trump is NOT lowering drug prices, why is Jon acting like it's happening? Not sure when Jon got his lobotomy but he should retire, the other hosts do a much better job now. Nothing in the executive order said anything about lowering US drug prices. Trump wants to RAISE drug prices in the rest of the world so that everyone gets ripped of for profits just like we do.
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  99. We live in the worst of all possible worlds. Welcome to the United States of Saudi Arabia.
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  100. Seems like burning trash is a bad idea. Isn't that why all the Afghan vets have cancer? I don't think breathing in a billion pounds of burning plastic is healthy.
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  101. What a piece of human garbage!
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  102. Gaza. She couldn't even say killing tens of thousands of children was a bad thing.
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  103. They don't care, they still get paid. This is what they wanted anyways. At this point they are just reality tv stars hired to paint a facade of democracy over fascism.
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  104. Dejoy is doing his best to destroy the USPS as he literally said before Trump appointed him to the position and he has business interests in competing companies. He shouldn't be legally allowed to be Postmaster General.
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  105. It's called stochastic terrorism and fortunately so far it keeps backfiring on Trump but I doubt it will forever.
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  106. Dang, Klepper is an excellent host.
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  107. "Freedom Summer" where everything is banned unless Rhonda Santis says it's okay. How is Florida not getting it yet? They banned the dictionary for christ sakes.
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  108.  @LTCHenryL  It would literally be one person one vote. Exactly how it should be. No gerrymandering and no electoral college bs. Republicans have only won the popular vote once in my 30 years on this planet yet we've had many republican presidents in that time. How is it fair to lose your way to the white house every time?
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  109. Dang! What a segment!
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  110.  @zenveg  Dean is terrible. He wants to give even more money to the death squad we call a country in the Middle East, he's against giving more people healthcare, raising corporate taxes or taxes on the ultra rich. etc.
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  111.  John Bristol  A private insurance company literally cannot compete with a government plan. It's impossible. Their whole purpose is to funnel money to the executives and shareholders (who are also the executives and other billionaires). Just ask Ron Desantis who had to stop the government insurance company in FL (for home insurance) from gaining new customers because the private companies can't compete. He literally passed a bill mandating a certain percentage of people to get private plans because nobody wants a private plan that's more expensive for less coverage. Cause they jack up the rates and then pay $20 billion a year for dividends.
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  112. "He's more Bernie Sanders than Bernie Sanders"..... um... okay, so like the most popular (only popular) person in all of government who actually looks out for people and wants to make our lives better? That Bernie Sanders? Thought you were supposed to be attacking the people running against you, not praising them and toting their accomplishments?
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  113. Dang Ronny Chieng's part was great!
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  114. Clarence Thomas looks like a serial killer. If that's his happy face we should be looking into more than just his corrupt financial and bribery situations.
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  115. CNN has become more pro-Trump than MAGA. What a cesspool.
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  116. Nothing says freedom, free speech, small government and parental rights more than the government banning anyone under 16 from watching videos or talking to their friends online! Why is Klepper agreeing with this? I agree that social media is probably not great for kids but a total ban?
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  117. Fox isn't "warning" of violence, they are inciting it!
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  118. You should have warned Sparkles to run in zigzags while he flees.
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  119. I can't believe we are sitting here watching the literal axis of evil, supervillains even too unrealistic for comic books, as they describe the ways in which they want to destroy the world and starve the poor and people are still cheering it on to such an extent that they were actually voted into (more) power.
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  120.  @cmasterson  There are index funds that track Nancy Pelosi and Ted Cruz stock buys/sells
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  121. Nobody that makes under $20k should be audited period! That's ridiculous. I'm all for fully funding the IRS but this has got to stop. It should be made illegal. This is a country by billionaires for billionaires. It's always been that way since the founding but it's gotta change if we don't wanna live in cyberpunk dystopia.
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  122. Rings of Power was great, and how could you form an entire world without having diversity?
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  123. Or were the orcs supposed to be the only dark skinned ones? So that the fragile nazi's could like the show too.
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  124. He ain't Josh Johnson no more. lol
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  125. Literally everyday is a mass shooting anniversary. What a country.
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  126. Remember this when republican try to cut the social spending like medicaid and social security because of fiscal responsibility and reckless democrat spending or some nonsense they pulled out of a black hole from another universe.
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  127. There has never been a child that has made it through a school year with only 5 pencils. It's a universal law. If he's saying inflation is going to be SOO bad that we can only afford 5 pencils then we are all doomed.
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  128. There should be a lawsuit against Facebook and Youtube for promoting such dangerous conspiracies in peoples feeds.
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  129. Right! And all the drug and medical device trials all around the world that relied on those workers and aid. All thrown out because you can't pause clinical trials, doesn't work like that. And now all these people are stuck with experimental medical devices inside them with no way to remove them because the entire program was blinked out of existence.
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  130. Is this why I will never be able to own a home? Because of the ghost buster fee! Also, that job looks like it would be awesome though, people paying and thanking you for being crazy. Think I found a new job.
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