Comments by "Ficus-lovin\x27 Capybara N\x27 pals • 🌟 • 25 yrs ago" (@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago) on "POV: your billionaire husband just "invented" trains" video.

I love how elon's advanced spreadsheet that he's presenting to his investors is a child's drawing. I can almost believe that. 😂
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Elon's trains- they're not trains, they're a next-generation totally-immersive X-axis community-based transportation experience! (And SURE they'll cost a few billion to build when we might be better off just upgrading and modernizing the existing train lines we already have or considering bullet train technology but hey LET'S not dwell on the unimportant points. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few million eggs so come on already)
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@addledhead ok ok ok smart-ass we get it. You think bikes can't go long-distance. But what if I told YOU there was a way to take the basic in-line two wheel design and convert it to be SIMILAR to an automotive engine and that it was gasoline-powered while STILL remaining a single person transportation platform? Well don't try to steal my idea cuz I thought of it first and I'm about to get patented and make a billion zorgans. I may not be a billionaire- but that's about to change. My revolutionary design will revolutionize single person transportation forever!
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@blaustein_autor well that's a new kink to add my kink library I haven't tried yet
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