Comments by "Ficus-lovin\x27 Capybara N\x27 pals • 🌟 • 25 yrs ago" (@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago) on "what i'm afraid will happen if i poop at someone else's house" video.

Not everyone has the good sense to keep a plunger by their toilet. I always wonder what kind of delicate poops that whole family must take in those cases. Or perhaps they use a toilet paper-free magic I'm unaware of. Quite the phenomenon.
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Another factual hard-hitting documentary by Man with the Singular Object. How does he see so clearly into man's everyday struggles?? A lot of commentary about society right here and the oppression one is likely to face if one chooses to relieve themselves in a domicile not of their own. Stupendous insight. I can feel this protagonist's pain. Will such a searing commentary spark social change???? One can only hope! That's what I love about this Man. Unflinchingly real.
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@ManCarryingThing Man you're brilliant! How come I never thought of that? Wait- or someone can invent a convenient travel© plunger! I smell big bucks in this!
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@keithklassen5320 a shit-knife is impressive, but the truest bathroom chads use the bent-hanger approach
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@gwen3822 hopefully they have air spray but that doesn't always work. Like it helps but you can still smell it lol.
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@kidpen true. Those wouldn't work for me though. For sticky cling-ons I don't see how water works unless it's a pressure washer and that would be pretty uncomfortable around people's tidy bits.
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@ayyyy1493 that's a reasonable fear. pesky small waterborne insects are known to hang out in toilet system pipes. Lol no this is just a joke
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@qasimmir7117 omg 😭 The most impressive thing I've heard all day
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@Lernos1 there does seem to be some pretty weak plumbing out there 😂
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@Julzaa I try to minimize what I use for environmental reasons but I mean, should I not get clean????? I'm not a fan of tracks in my underwear. Sounds like you people pass delicate flutters. Sometimes mine end up in multiple flush-friendly chunks, other times it's log city. It's just so random. No one can predict what one's ass produces on any given day. Not even worth betting on. Too much random variety.
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@mainr7142 he is indeed. A true hero.
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@kidpen perhaps lol. I've never tried it. Not to gross anyone out but other than approx 10% of the time I have clean heaven-sent dumps with next no wiping required (probably in a high-fiber week), my wiping reqs are strict. Not sure bidets would work for me. But I'm willing to try it if I'm ever around one, lol.
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@Nebjamin oh no lol. I hope you were able to get out of that without any extra embarrassment.
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@gwen3822 at least you kept the seat warm for them. It's always nice sitting on an already-warmed seat that some strangers butt parts has just been on. Have you heard of poo drops??? I picked one up at the dollar store. It's a small liquid dropper where you put a few drops in the water beforehand and supposedly it forms a seal that keeps the stink inside. I've tried it a few times. It seems to help lol. That plus air spray and a fan should be a good combo when you have to blow up a bathroom but people insist on coming in right after you. (I mean really like can't you just wait a minute?? Don't blame me if you get a nasty surprise)
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@Julzaa Bruh I don't even know what you're talking about. 2 squares??? Tf??? Are you a mouse??? In what universe does that even work???? 😂 You must have the cleanest shits in the world. I only have clean shits maybe one out of 5-10 times but it's definitely a religious experience when it happens. Maybe I need more fiber. I can't even blow my nose with 2 squares. Usually need at least three unless I'm using a Kleenex. More than 10-20 squares at LEAST. Sometimes more if it's really messy. Not for a leak ofc just for #2. 😭😂
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@joenelson4193 ha ha ha could be. I just say fiber bc after I eat lots of greens and healthy oils like olive oil it's easy brown city. But one of the biggest factors in being smooth is enough hydration. Sometimes you just need more water. I drink a lot of water and I am suuuper regular. Just not always as loafy and residue-free as I'd like. I really hope nobody is eating rn 🤣
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@Julzaa maybe you're using paper towel-sized squares but yes I need at least that many sometimes lmaoo. I try to minimize it but I just got to go until everything looks clean. Sometimes I use Ieftover tissues or previous pee-only TP that is the wastebasket. Is that gross? Lmaoo I'm trying to conserve here. I mean it's about to get a lot dirtier so does it really matter?? Lmfao I don't know how you get by on only 7 squares! 😂 You must have the cleanest shooter in the universe 😂. Congrats, I salute you. I only get the clean/minimal wipe experience maybe 20% of the time if I'm lucky. Maybe I do need more fibrous foods lmao
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@Julzaa bruh.... Two squares is like 8" of weak cleaning paper..... 4" if you fold it. Now that just AINT gonna work.🤣 But I hereby congratulate you for having one hell of a clean shooter. Sounds like you shoot clean every day. Man if only....
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@user-cp9yo4jk9b 😂 power move
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@funkehfunkeh I literally could not ever do that. that's . .. I don't even know what to say. That is some nerve. All these tragedies could have easily been avoided if people would just have the good sense to have a damn plunger right there where it belongs in the corner behind their toilet on the left hand side as you're facing it! Honestly to not do so it should be considered a crime against your fellow man punishable by up to 10 titty twisters. Take it from someone who knows- neglect the plunger and you'll be sorry.
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@Julzaa thank you for that kind of advice but I'm afraid I'm just out of your league. Or vice versa. I had the watermelon shits last night and believe me, three tidily- folded squares wasn't going to do it. But fear not- in short order all was well. I've got it down by now.
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@Lernos1 boy youre telling me
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@sai_69 lmfao that's sounds so disturbing 😂. But I understand it's common in a lot of places and probably works well. I don't mean to be a little um, indelicate, but apparently my products are really oily and smeary (although sometimes heaven smiles on me and I have an almost completely clean session- those times are definitely akin to a religious experience and most sought after, but sadly I cannot predict when they will occur- I have yet to reliably up my fiber intake in order to produce predictable quality outputs) and without some let's say, some manual agitation (preferably with a cleaning medium such a TP, I hate just using my hand- really a bummer), I couldn't imagine it always getting as clean as possible unless!! those are /magical/ water droplets and they have tiny little motorized mechanical scrubbers inside of them to buff that stuff right off my nether regions no matter how long it takes! IF that is true.. then I'm sold! Then it looks like I've indeed found my new best bathroom companion. (And that's something we all can cheer about) But if not.... if naked water is all they have I'm afraid I'm just a little out of their league. Believe me this is one thing I wish I was just not so damn good at I would prefer a different natural talent for BUT I guess we're all blessed in different ways. I guess I just have to humbly accept mine. <understanding friendly-rapport shrug> You understand I'm sure.
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@MrZiad32 nobody has those weird things here
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@stentor9640 best advice in life
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🤯🤯🤯 True galaxy brain moment Now I know what I've been doing wrong!
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