Comments by "Ficus-lovin\x27 Capybara N\x27 pals • 🌟 • 25 yrs ago" (@YourCapybaraAmigo_17yrsago) on "Technology Connections" channel.

  1. Our way-old 80s giant microwave used to take 5 min to cook popcorn, so I got used to that growing up. Then one day in 2005 I used a commercial grade microwave at my workplace and out of habit set the timer for 5 mins, then walked away. Next thing I know the whole hallway is being filled with smoke as I aggressively barbequed an innocent bag of popcorn to death. True story. Seriously I should have known better. I mean, had I never used a modern microwave before? I guess not. Thick smoke lay all around me as I went to retrieve the burnt husk of popcorn that lay inside. All I wanted was a quick break yet here I'd caused this scene of total devastation. Brutal. It was a little embarrassing but I learned an important lesson that day - namely, that's it's not the friggin 80s anymore and commercial grade micros are even stronger than average ones so I should probably be careful with them. A valuable life lesson to be sure.
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  2. Imagine a criminal organization thinking that people shouldn't be allowed to make functional improvements to their home. It's almost as if criminal organizations shouldn't be allowed to exist. Edit: the organization that shall not be named. Apparently others can name it but I can't, since I state the truth and every time I do I get blocked. Un-fucking-believable (but not really).
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  3.  @Gandhi_Physique  I think the commercial grade ones are cool. And fast!
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  4.  @renownerd.276  😂 nah you're too kind tho. I just like to flap my gums a lot online. I'm a middling writer at best lol. It is a funny memory. We gotta take our mild lolz where we can get them lol.
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  5. That is amazing. Bro you are living the dream. Mad respect.
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  6. You need to move. Why would you pay someone to tell you how to live in your own goddamn home!?! MAKES NO FKG SENSE!!!
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  7. Why would you ever let someone else take away your homeowner rights? I don't understand this. I would move immediately. That organization you mentioned is criminal and it should in no way be legal or condoned or normalized. Why would you let someone else tell you how to live in YOUR HOME!?! Are we that desperate for a master that will literally pay someone to tell us what we can't do ON OUR OWN PROPERTY?! witaf-
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  8. Dude it's YOUR goddamn home you have the right to do what you want!!!!! This is madness!!!!!!;
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  9.  @positivelynegative9149  I was known as Firestarter or popcorn-killer for a little bit lol
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  10.  @mikereynolds1368  it's so bad lol.
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  11. People do indeed have different flow needs, that's why there's a new playtex for everyone!... Aw shit wrong thread huh???... Dammit I did it again
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  12. Its still on 😂
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  13. Awnings, blinds and drapes rock. I love 'em all. Smart homeowners and building managers will strive to make use of them. I always be seeing those SunSetter awnings commercials in the afternoon or late at night when I watch those classic TV channels. It's nice to see they're still in business 😄
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  14. At home now I've found 1 min 50 secs to 2 mins works best for me for the bagged popcorn I buy.
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  15. Hi there, old comment - maker
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  16. Absolutely fascinating. I shall absolutely use my bargain microwave's popcorn button now and shall report back forthwith with my results.
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  17. Google is Satan's shitsmear now and has completely turned to the dark side. Every time I try to criticize HOAs, flagrant permitted organized crime as they are, I get blocked. Wow I had no idea the bromance between HOAs and google was so strong.
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  18. Should have banned those organized crime units called (cannot say).
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  19. Stay in school.
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