Comments by "Real Malta" (@RealMalta-fx4sx) on "People Are Deep" channel.

  1. LOL that would be hilarious - him doing his kiddy karate katas. Would be so much fun to watch.
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  2. Wired! He's really wired!
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  3. It happens ALL the time. The British are very weak at this game and Iran plays them. Example: British comes to Iran and converts to Islam. He doesn't say he's British - he says he's something else (because the British are hated there). The Iranians know who he really is and can arrest him at any time (hold him hostage) to swap for prisoners with London. They also install "students" in British universities to tag and tail Iranian critics and to monitor "archaeological research" (everyone knows, the real interest is in underground nuclear silos and not in some crummy bronze age axe heads). The Iranians are actually good at this game, while the British only think they're good at it. Real masters of the game are Americans.
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  4. How about "international terrorist"?:
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  5. Last time I asked a question like that (about someone else who mysteriously died) one of these types told me it was suicide and he'd always been depressed. I didn't believe him and kept pressing him, over months. So he introduced me to another guy. The other guy confirmed the story and added, the deceased had been haunted by a genie (I kid you not) and that's why he killed himself. No joke.
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  6. It's an opium franchise. The UK is a very poor country surrounding a megarich city, and the country has no real influence except NATO and leveraging powerful allies such as the USA. The people in the UK don't even realise the Empire is gone. Thank the Bond franchise.
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  7. MI5 is roughly equivalent to SNL in the US. MI6 is more similar to Naked Gun.
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  8. That's very true. However, their goal is to influence or murder or bribe the hierarchy of an organisation. The hierarchy is detached from the hood and doesn't have the same nose for the weirdo pasties. The hierarchy understands things like elite schools and elite hobbies. They don't understand roast fish and cornbread.
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  9. Substance abuse. I spotted that in 3 seconds. Is there something wrong with your recruitment system perhaps?
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  10. Good one! You should do stand up
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  11. He is fiction. The Bond franchise is not an educational service brought to you by the BBC or something.
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  12. I've come across many of them too, although I wasn't in the services. I wouldn't say they were all that ordinary. One dude, as far as I know, is still a foreign spy working as a translator for the Home Office.
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  13. They aren't that good, for precisely the reasons mentioned in your comment (the pool they were drawn from).
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  14. It can intimidate people, e.g. someone breaks into your home, steals nothing, just trashes it and breaks your stuff. Leaves with the door wide open. Later on, at work, they let on that it was them.
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