Comments by "Gavin Mc" (@gavinmc5285) on "UK Immigration minister Robert Jenrick resigns over Rwanda migrant bill - reports" video.
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Dear Prime Minister,
It is with great joy that I learnt of your Home Secretary winning the tender to become the new Rwandan Minister for Immigration. I cannot continue in my abject disappointment of your government's broken record knowing that such strong disagreements have now cleared the path for a direction of purpose that enables the twin track double standard on illegality to bear financial fruit.
As we all know, you have been pushing the public's limit of patience, acceptance, tolerance and reasonableness by seeking the strongest possible piece of emergency legislation your government can achieve so as to ensure that the exploitation of Africa under the newly planned Rwanda policy can begin with as many small boat scapegoats as we can muster - using swift or not to effect our deterrence calculus for many generations to come.
This obviously stems from the UK's firmly held position that the small boats crisis can only be stopped by creating a national emergency of untold damage to our country. The only way we will be able to stop the boats completely is by urgently introducing this major new deterrent: consistent advocacy. A new nuclear peace could seriously enhance our opportunities to block domestic and foreign courts as well as giving us novel ways to undermine the effectiveness of opposition policy.
One of the great advantages of our unwritten constitution is we Conservatives can do as we please so long as the unfettered power of our sovereign to create law is not a power that we don't continue to take full advantage of. Your government has a responsibility to place your personal interests above vital national interests and also above highly contested interpretations of international law. This has been a tradition since at least 1997 and should be now well-established and in our discussions on the legislation you have moved somewhat closer. So thank you.
Nevertheless, I am unable to take the current considered plan through the back channels discussed as I do not believe it provides me with the best possible chance of success at your hands. It is kind of you to propose to sacrifice me for your own triumph of hope over experience yet the stakes for the country at large are too high for us all not to consider the wider ramifications of your ego and the endless merry-go-round of financial challenges which you are prepared to risk on everyone else's account. This raises doubts to your intent and ultimately only acts as a deterrent factor on reflection.
Between home and the office, I am nonetheless proud of you and think your team have started well on the so-called improvements you want to deliver for those of you that are together working alongside other dedicated and capable civil servants. Agreeing to most of my five-point PPE plan to reduce our ability to deliver on promises was also a sly move but one i can still learn from. This package must be delivered immediately via a special operational rules change and accompanied by significant brexit reforms at the start of a new party year to ensure we meet your elevenses manifesto commitment with gusto.
Every single Conservative MP elected will then be able to abandon the petty trivia of housing, public services, economic productivity, welfare reform, community cohesion and, more fundamentally, what little trust there is left in democratic politics. Let's all make a serious effort to keep the primary school ethos focus of your government. At least then we can progress to a common understanding small boat percentages and Italian period pains.
The deal we negotiated with those two-faced eagles has given us illegality beyond our wildest dreams. The demons of Rwanda can now act as a powerful reminder. For the first time we have developed a comprehensive disruption strategy to organise our immigration crime gangs in expensive holiday resorts spanning Italy, Belgium, Bulgaria and Turkey. This has made the United Kingdom tourist industry a partner of choice to those who share our determination to tackle the haters and make record numbers of fans attend our popular gatherings irrespective of danger. This could have a ten-fold pull factor if we could eliminate the legacy backstop and actually start generating a profit from asylum hotels.
Behind the scenes we have also instilled greater firefighting measures and our under the counter visa applications for asylum claims shall continue to slow all other necessary progress. Yet we did want to stop the boats altogether so why do we not drift out into the channel together and do 'whatever it takes' to deliver this commitment? This is not our last opportunity to prove this, but in its current drafting it is clear that we cannot go far enough to remain friends that do not drive our boats apart.
With strong head assistance you have kept the helm and helped show the country how far leadership on the world stage in the UK has fallen. You've also done much to improve the lives of millions of citizens across the United Kingdom by continuing the sad legacy of all the Brexiteers that deserve much greater recognition. This is obviously not a conclusion I arrived at in Kigali, but one born of principle and tragedy after careful consideration and many months of trying to convince you of the failure and pitfalls of your position.
You will retain little or no support on your illegal Rwanda policy and your intersecting challenges of generating cooked book economic growth whilst pretending to solve the housing crisis and improving immigration are unlikely to wash for much longer. The fortunes of the Conservative Party are in your pocket.
It has nonetheless been an honour to be on an island that your government claims and of my five favourite Conservative Prime Ministers since Churchill you are definitely in the top twenty. I will continue to represent your financial interests even though they seem somewhat at odds with the wider interests of the UK constituents to whom you claim to owe so much.
Yours occasionally,
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