Comments by "josh fritz" (@joshfritz5345) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. as much as i like free speech, i sometimes wish this law applied to certain individuals spewing misinformation and ignorance like my butt spews taco bell, all of which will be absorbed by the empty spaces found within the skulls of nearly 70% of humans today.
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  2. 0:59 im sending this link to my english teacher https://youtu.be/ij8-ZrDSADk?t=58
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  3. +Con Man oh god, they know o3o
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  4. wow... she's like the average voter talking about their favorite candidate...
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  5. omg this is the best thing since cracked.com XD
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  6. Zachary Taylor that fat lady who had a strong opinion about buying a new computer despite knowing nothing about them. is like a voter talking about how one candidate in an election is horrible and the other one is great, despite obviously knowing very little about either.
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  7. I miss when The Onion used to be this funny.
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  8. I'm not Amish, but this convinced me, Trump has my vote
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  9. bloodstone ore she told me i need to learn to like grammar better. screw grammar XD
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  10. bloodstone ore less bad than most people on the internet...
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  11. a complex product for idiots made even simpler for the far more common even bigger idiots, and made with entirely new technology that has never been seen before. not only is it actually making the incredibly complex and confusing mac os system simple enough for even the average american to understand, but it does it using a remarkable new technology known as the wheel. it is nice to see that apple, unlike anyone else on the planet, is still daring enough to innovate where others stick to simply selling more of the same products to more people. also, this new version of the laptop computer is said to be only slightly more expensive than the not expensive at all and readily affordable apple computers we already have today.
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  12. +LinusMLGTips congratulations, your ineptitude at understanding basic language has qualified you for a discount on the new apple product, the macbook wheel! the simplified interface is perfect for people with intellectual strength such as your own! joking of course, anyone dumb enough to buy an alienware 14 instead of building their own windows 7 gaming pc shouldn't dare take the intellectual high ground, shame on myself. my late night posts are about as funny and sensible as an orangutan riding a horse backwards while throwing bean bags at people walking by.
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  13. Oliver no, i didnt miss the point of the video. im just making my own point to add onto it.
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  14. Miciah Masters there are legitimate arguments to be made for having a functioning computer, but none of those arguments justify spending twice as much for a glossy paint job and an apple logo.
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  15. Miciah Masters not at all. I'm saying that she was inept. She had only the vaguest idea what was being talked about, and contributed nothing to the conversation. I'm also saying that while it can be hugely beneficial to have a modern and functioning computer, there is no reason to overspend and get a Mac, except perhaps if you have an interest in graphics design. If someone is on a budget but is in need of a new computer, anything with Windows is generally the better choice.
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  16. Miciah Masters ... She understands economics, but is completely unfamiliar with the internet and computers in general. She is literally a straw man character whose sole purpose is to represent the archetypal older person who is very knowledgeable about everything except the subject matter, but still tries to have an opinion when she is completely missing the knowledge necessary to participate in an intelligent conversation about the subject at hand.
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  17. Having access to a computer has allowed me to write articles for infrequent but not insignificant amounts of cash, and has made applying to jobs significantly easier, although I have not yet gotten accepted by one (although that could be partially attributed to the state I live in having some of the highest unemployment rates in the country, and a lot of competition for every job out there.) The apple fanboys and the clueless lady represent two mildly comedic extremes of economic and technological opinion. In their own ways, both of them are kind of idiots but do have at least some resemblance of a point, yet neither of them sees the whole picture. The guy in the middle was slightly less clueless and suggests moderation by buying a more affordable device capable of the same functions. All of us are objectively wrong and objectively wrong, but none of use are necessarily completely wrong or right from any point of view. I see it as a classic representation of the crazy people with vastly differing but generally ignorant points of view, and the one straight man in the middle who is, by comparison, the only one with a somewhat balanced and moderated point of view.
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  18. those were take on a mac computer... what kind of rich fools run this news channel? o3o
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  19. I'll kick anyone's ass, I'll kick your ass, I'll kick your dog's ass, I'll kick my own ass.
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