Comments by "Be N S O N" (@Colddirector) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. Frank needs to chill out man, i have sex with my therapist all the time
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  2.  @KrisHughes  The moment migrants see Elon coming at them stammering and jumping like a child, they'll immediately turn back.
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  3. You must've not rambled for way too long about lost media and indie game lore at the border job interview. Cmon man, you have to put your best foot forward! Also pro tip - if the interviewer's giving body language that he's bored or wants to talk, IGNORE IT and go on a massive diatribe about geopolitical state of Ancient Rome, that's how I got in!
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  4. I actually prefer the podcast.
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  5.  @xthatwhiteguyx  It helps if you're creative enough to find workaround words to bypass Youtube's content filter. You act as if this only happens to right wingers, it hits leftists too, we're just smart enough to bypass the idiotic filters google put in place.
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  6. Reality putting The Onion out of a job once again
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  7. I legit go to bed listening a playlist of these. It's soothing enough to help me sleep but funny enough I'm not bored in the meantime. Shame there's only so many.
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  8.  @xthatwhiteguyx  yes it does. YouTube’s cracking down on anything that isn’t safe corporate friendly SNL-esque political speech
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  9.  @xthatwhiteguyx  …say here’s an experiment. I’ll put up a post calling Trump the pe word and see how long it stays up,
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  10.  @xthatwhiteguyx  lmao it’s gone already. Looks like we have our answer.
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  11.  @xthatwhiteguyx  i mean the worst that can happen is your comment gets deleted, which is literally the point i'm making but okay.
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  12. “The Russian federation, and all its vast war reparations, no longer exist! Do not even TRY to collect on funds owed!”
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  13.  @melanieforyou  I mostly just try to talk about the things I've been up to. I've got a few "normal"-ish hobbies, so it works out sometimes
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  14.  @Arcaryon  Man if I was completely loaded, I'd intentionally dress like total shit in fancy places as a pure flex. I know it bothers them, they know I know it bothers them but they can't do shit because I got money
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  15. This has aged like fine wine.
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