Comments by "" (@DarrenHarrison7160) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. You're probably one of the most underrated comedians in England. You should have far more coverage lol. Absolutely superb 🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  2. Absolutely incredible analogy 👏 👌
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  3.  @Anto_81  You people don't even know how pathetic you are do you lol
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  4. Calling it a service was a bad move. Its a force and should be shown as such.
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  5. I got my Motorbike stolen a few years back. I reported it as you do. A few days later they rung me up saying they know where it is if I wanted to pick it up. All smashed up and I have no way of retrieving it I asked for it to be inbounded. The officer said they didn't do that anymore. So I asked what was to be done with it as I explained I had no way of getting it. He said he didn't know..... I said so you're going to, as a police officer, leave a hot wired stolen motorbike on the streets of London for anyone to nick again ? He said that's their policy lol. I said what if the next thief rides it and kills someone or himself? You'd inbound it then wouldn't you. I mean you couldn't make it up!!!!! Absolutely useless.
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  6.  @yurinaytar3023  We? I never employed any of them. I never wanted to go into this infested hell hole. We never had interpreters. We had spies. And I'm as racist as them.
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  7. For middle class white girls to ruff it in there hunter wellies for a weekend what what!!
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  8.  @allanlarmour7460  They're a bunch of wankers. Only the bullied become old Bill. But somethings gotta be done it and id say force over service anyday.
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  9.  @thewomble1509  It doesn't matter if they go to a church or not. That's not the definition of a Christian dear boy....
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  10.  @thewomble1509  Yep, people believe what they want. Who are you to say otherwise? The rest of what you said wasn't worth mentioning as it was a direct insult to Christianity. Most of you morons have no problem bashing on Christians but would 💩 yourself saying the same thing about Islam. It's little purple haired vegans like you who are a problem
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  11. Snap
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  12.  @mariogmajner6549  Brexit hasn't affected me in the slightest.
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  13.  @adamknight7041  I have a Decorating company and since the the Eastern Europeans left I have more work than I know what to do with.I never went on site to put their work right as a lot of Tradesmen did. I specialised by working for the National Heritage. I've employed 25 more Decorators, 8 more vans. Bought another house to rent out and I am going to start 10 apprenticeships in September. Life is as good as it was before 1997 again.
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  14.  @yurinaytar3023  I live in East London. Where do you live? Maybe we can meet up and "discuss" this further?
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  15.  @dinogoldie9716  It's a global problem. USA, China etc. Is that due to Brexit too? Wow, we must be even more important than we thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  16.  @johnholmes5674  That is exactly the problem. It has absolutely nothing to do with Brexit and everything to do with our company's not training our own people. Same in the building game.
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  17.  @72GLM  85% according to ONS identify as Christian. 69 million people and Muslims make 1.9% of the population. There's more pagans than Muslims in the UK lol
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  18.  @mariogmajner6549  Why do you say that Mario? You realise i Decorate Whitehall, Parliament and the palaces right? Not to mention Lincons inn and the Temple? You think that because someone is doing well they MUST be on the fiddle? Oh Dear.....
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  19.  @xmfclick  Absolutely spot on
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  20.  @mariogmajner6549  No they haven't lol I'm doing better than ever! Its absolutely fantastic!
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  21.  @davidzack8735  You might want to look at the doctor on YouTube that used a vape machine to debunk that "research" by buying all available masks and blowing a vape thought them...
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  22.  @yurinaytar3023  How many can you put up then?
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  23.  @yurinaytar3023  I don't harbour criminals like them
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  24.  @yurinaytar3023  I never said we didn't need interpreters, you're a bellend. We only ever controlled the parts we was in. The Taliban had the rest. You get what a spy is right? These interpreters were interpreting yes. Well done. Gold star for you sweetie. They was also spies. Do you think they had a badge claiming "I AM A SPY FOR THE TALIBAN" on their chest? Pranny.....
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  25.  @malcolm_in_the_middle  Yeah I mean, why wouldn't take the very people that pray for the death of all of them daily? They're not a stupid as us....
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  26. ​ @Nickle314  Crack two bottles? I'd get some Crack!😂
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  27.  @chatteyj  I reckon the ticket price helps a bit.....
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  28.  @dinogoldie9716  Comparing HIV to COVID is probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while! Yeah a crippling disease that attacks your antibodies to a cold with not even 2 percent suffering from long term effects lol. 🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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  29.  @matthewb9621  But that's the beauty of diversity isn't it? What some people find funny, others won't. You cannot have it all your own way dear boy.
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  30.  @matthewb9621  Are white people not allowed to have black friends? Or is it just mentioning that they have them you find racist?
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  31.  @matthewb9621  You very clearly said ",I bet he's the type to say he has black friends etc" so no, sweetie I read you perfectly.....
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  32.  @matthewb9621  It's funny because the left was banging on about the ONLY reason we were any good was SOLELY because we had black players in the team. It was funny because Southgate forced all the players to take the knee for BLM. It's funny because black people made us lose the final. It's funny because the left are eating themselves over it lol. Are you getting it yet?
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  33.  @importantjohn  Really? You're calling me a victim AND trying to give me a history lesson on my home City where I grew up? Really? London has mostly been a slum for centuries. I'm a specialist decorator for the National Heritage and I've Decorated all the historical buildings in and around London for 30 years. I wasn't talking about it's poverty. Mass immigration didn't start untill 1948. Now, when you look at the number of street crimes, tape and murders from then to now watch them go up.... And up! What's "interesting" is little beta vegans like you claim it's nothing to do with immigration but fall flat when they are shown the evidence, and of course it's racist to bring it up lol. You can't make it up! 🤭 If I show you the the percentages YouTube deletes my comment. So it's definitely true lol
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  34. I'll wack a Fourth on top of that! He's been superb through lockdown 😂
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  35.  @allanlarmour7460  I've got a few Uncles like him yes lol
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  36.  @grucha8585  Israel is lovely
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  37.  @dinogoldie9716  Sweden did ok. Lockdowns kick the inevitable herd immunity down the road. 97% of the population recover fully anyway.
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  38.  @dinogoldie9716  Google it. The official stats from Imperial college London are that the global fatality rate due to COVID is 0.096% and it has stated it is at the same rate as Influenza. So I was wrong. It's NOWHERE NEAR 2%
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  39. Love da wigga innit accent blud
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  40.  @importantjohn  What you really mean to say is "please don't tell the truth, we want to get away with saying and acting like we want and for you to point out that you're a minority in your own capital city drives an axe Right through our hidden racist bias" Have I missed anything sweetie?
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  41.  @ironhand9096  Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa Prove it......
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  42.  @Voroniel  So? I'm mixed race, I live in London I have had first hand racism from immigrants. My question is you bring up one side only and only brought up the other side when I questioned you. This itself proves you only see things from your prospective. The fact is 99% of the immigrants coming here hate the country they are running away to. I say that is not on and they should not be here.
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  43.  @importantjohn  Hahaha I was born in London Hospital for Mother's and Babies in Woolwich and grew up in East Ham. Equating invasions as immigration? Surely not dear boy. There was some immigrants granted but nothing substantial untill 1948. We had a Jewish population from 1901 from Eastern Europe in Whitechapel but that's it. I'd love to be proven wrong though. Can you show me evidence of this mass immigration before 1948? On a cencus, voter roll, photos of hundreds of immigrants in the streets? We had a handful by the docks who settled but most came and went with the ships. And for you to think I think London was a low crime utopia is laughable at best. I never said nor implied anything of the sort! We've only been low on crime due to lockdown you bellend lol.
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  44.  @bren70ssss94  The next day my insurance company picked it up.
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  45.  @davidzack8735  Any fool should read what I said.... David.......
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  46. @I'm not like Everybody else. They can go there then can't they
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  47.  @dinogoldie9716  Well it's what you remoaners do........
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  48.  @dinogoldie9716  No you're trying to put words into my mouth lol. Crying your eyeballs out on the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Empty shelves Waaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa Brexiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sniffle sniffle Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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  49.  @Si1234321  Thousands of years? Good grief have a wash.....
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  50. Now go away or i shall taughnt you a second timer
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  51.  @Voroniel  That's not a racist phrase. It's an honest sentence. They openly hate us but I see you're very quiet about that......
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  52.  @Voroniel You're supposed to see two sides before making a decision. Their are problems because racist people are immigrating here. I've had Racial slurs against me. I never said I was exempt as being mixed race. Saying half cast is not the accepted vinacular in the 21st century. That's like calling a black person coloured ok. Just so you know.
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  53.  @justinrumsby1017  You really have no idea how the National Heritage works do you. I suppose you think these buildings maintain themselves too......
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  54.  @justinrumsby1017  Oh Justin. Why don't you give the phone back to Mummy and put Scooby-Doo on.
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  55. Absolutely Jane
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  56.  @allanlarmour7460  I'm 51, and we had a local Bobby called PC Sharples. He was a Giant and he dragged you by your ear to your Dad and watched you get a beating. East London was Great in the 70s lol
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  57.  @allanlarmour7460  Kids today would crumble lol. When I tell my boy a story he's in shock! I say " you don't know how lucky you are boy"
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  58.  @dinogoldie9716  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahahahahhahahahahahahahaa Hahahahahahahahaha Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha Hhahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaa Hahhahahahahaahhahaahahhaahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahahahaha Hahahhahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahaahahhahaahahhahahahahaha
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  59.  @dinogoldie9716  Whatever gets your bits twitching sweetie
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  60.  @dinogoldie9716  Even remoaners have sweet bits, albeit bought lol. Better stock up though as us brexiteers are filling our cupboards up so you lot can cry over Christmas lol. Chocolate anyone? Not you......
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  61.  @dinogoldie9716  Imaginary sweets? Are you actually saying the shelves are empty of sweets? Are you really doing that on the internet, an international forum for the entire world to see? Are you?
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  62.  @h7283  Hahahaha yeah bring it. Come through our doors. See what happens hahahahaha
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  63.  @dinogoldie9716  I never said it claimed that at all lol. I said the imperial college London has provided the stats on global fatalities from COVID. It has put the death rate at 0.096% which is the same as Influenza. I said that looking at Sweden in the two years they have proven herd immunity works as they have the lowest COVID infections. Wow, you really need to be spoon fed don't you? Lol
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  64. Get in the building game. You'll always have a trade therefore a job and, potentially you can earn a great living. I did, now retired at 51. Love it lol
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  65.  @torino390  Exactly. In 1995 it was 34°C from June to October!
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  66. Let me be absolutely clear I'm not having the vaccine I'm having tomorrow, but yesterday was today when Tomorrow said it wasn't.
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  67.  @matthewb9621  Yeah..... Sure.....
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  68.  @Dubya-  Supermalt....
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  69.  @mariogmajner6549  What a pathetic statement. You do know that if it wasn't for the Tories nobody in the entire UK would be able to start there own business or get a mortgage right? I get you hate that I'm doing well though. People like you just cannot handle white working class heterosexual Christians doing well. If I was black you'd be singing from the roof tops. Very typical I must say 🙄
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  70.  @72GLM  I blame Cornwall lol
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  71. @David Rosenberg Yes I know dear boy......
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  72.  @dinogoldie9716  Nope. Sweden has done extremely well with herd immunity and maintained a low COVID count while having absolutely no lockdowns. Imperial college London has provided that only 0.096% of the global population has died of COVID and not even 2% are suffering from long COVID. These are facts. Not the media or Twitter but cold hard facts. Listen to Majid Nawaaz on LBC 97.3 FM right now. He has alot more facts on the vaccine itself and the usefulness of wearing the masks. He's on till 3pm today.
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  73.  @dinogoldie9716  You cannot prove me wrong can you? You always bark on about evidence and citations but you clearly cannot counter what I have said. I encourage you to rebute my claims Dino. Seriously, I'm not being flippent, if you have some real evidence I want to see it ok. This really is a very serious subject so, if you actually have something credible we all should know ok.
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  74.  @dinogoldie9716  Clearly we have reached an empass Dino. I have given you researchable evidence from the imperial college London and, you have absolutely no counter whatsoever. Stay safe and I wish you well.
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  75.  @dinogoldie9716  I provided the evidence for you to Google yourself from the imperial college London. I'm not going to spoon feed you sweetie. You have provided nothing at all. Apart from scare tactics from a terrified mind. You have proven to be nothing more than a child. You are pathetic.
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  76.  @dinogoldie9716  Again. The imperial college London has provided the stats. It's not my fault if you don't like their findings. Sweden had no lockdowns and they have one the lowest COVID infections PROVING herd immunity works. Again it's not my fault you don't like that sweetie. You're clearly a very young person who cannot handle being told. Look it up or don't look it up. I really don't care lol
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  77.  @radishpea6615  Oh radish, I bet you smell terrific! You, you are the most intelligent person on the entire planet. Your comment cut the OP to their core so deeply i don't thinknits possible for them to actually articulate a response! I bet women orgasm as you walk past them and every man wants to be you.
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  78. That weren't scary enough so here comes the South Africa variant lol
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  79. How pathetic must you be to be so upset by other opinions?
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  80. Most Muslims cannot read
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  81. James just needs a good hiding. A proper one, a face changing, teeth missing one.
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  82.  @andrewfairborn6762  I know it was fantastic lol
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  83. You are first class Lawrence 🤣
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  84. Absolutely spot on Andrew.
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  85. And when the first black gets in the plane and crashes it due to being incapable i shall laugh....
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  86. Football has become a bunch moisturising "Waxers" that dive at any chance they get, in the penalty area rolling around in unrelenting agony with a clear impact from the wind that has broken his leg, his arm and his back..... "Oh we got a penalty? I'll take it im alright now" Wank splats! Taking the knee was just another reason I don't watch the pratts.
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  87. I only use cash so that's their loss
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