Comments by "" (@TheArklyte) on "MasterofRoflness" channel.

  1. "What was the secret that enabled germans to roll every opponent?" Their generals were allowed to write memoirs post-war where they blamed anybody, except themselves while allied generals blamed all their mistakes on germans having superior 1)numbers; 2)tech; 3)all the above; 4)dieselpunk death robots.
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  2. ​ @kurosu-samaklipleri7090  The irano-turko-azerbaijani relations is just a gift that keeps on giving... or rather a gambling table with some really bs results.
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  3.  @spinosaurusiii7027  "it's all Hitler's fault that we lost" is a myth I mentioned. The guys, who blame Hitler for failure in war believed that USSR would suddenly magically capitulate if they'd take Moscow or Stalingrad and with it all the Allies would also capitulate:D
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  4. It's a pity modders aren't interested in breaking down this game for components to make it normal CnC game instead of continuing to use Kane's Wrath, RA3 and Generals beyond expiration date.
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  5. Being converted to missile destroyer in 1950's when everyone around is still mostly using WWII equipment is such a massive flex. 32 km range, warheads are either 99kg of TNT OR W45 nukes. "Hello, Iowa? I'm the battleship in this relationship now, escort me" 😂
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  6. Smartest Dante fan. No, seriously, the man was petty as duck and the only thing I've felt after reading it was that I wasted my time. His work needs to be read by people, who are aware of context of italian history and politics of the time as his pettiness helps to paint the picture. As eastern european it meant nothing to me😅
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  7. Ah yes, the renowned teleporting germans. How many british trains have they taken out during Sea Lion? OH WAIT! 🤣
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  8. Reminds me of the time soviets performed one of the biggest artillery barrages in history before attac, committing almost a million round to... three empty trenches on the bottom of the hill. Subsequent attack wasn't great either 😅
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  9. There's another StarCraft 2 cosplayer - DoW3.
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  10. US, USSR, China and North Korea: we're supporting a side in this war. UN: Iran or Iraq? US, USSR, PRC and NK: yes. P.S.: I'm surprised that France didn't support both sides or switch sides by accident. Their "interventions" are usually... weird. Edit: either I'm dyslexic and paranoid or Gboard is swallowing the words.
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  11. You may find it strange, but fat kids in general end up in mid to high bracket. I haven't seen a short and at the same time fat kid. It's getting rid of that extra weight that becomes the problem after puberty and growth finally ends.
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  12. "What If Wolfenstein Germany fought in World War 2?" Production of hundreds of trancontinental Convair B-36 Peacemaker each loaded with several Mark 3 "Fat Man" intensifies.
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  13. Fight for a Tomb World? Even Star Trek would just Exterminatus it(thrice to be sure) and close down all travel to sector.
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  14. Start tutorial, don't build slinger hut to finish it, send water guys to furthest point, leave it running for 20 minutes, finish tutorial, use amassed exp to get to max age, build most pathetic Space Marines, upgrade spawn rate, win. The bug that keeps timer on highscore from starting until you finish tutorial was never fixed. Judging by 0 second highscores, you can even chease it during tutorial stage... or they've hacked the game? Fun game, great music, becomes a bit stale after a while, but has great replayability overall, units look great and so on. I'd recommend House of Wolves from the same author. Mostly for it's main theme;) Turrets are useless though, arrow rain is only ability worth buying. Best to concentrate on universal units and water carriers. Upgrade moving speed and especially spawn rate. Meat wall is best wall.
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  15. ​ @adamelghalmi9771  nope. Given the barely a year old profile it has, that's a tankie. Don't insult indians by such comparisons.
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  16. I like how you're going to be downvoted to oblivion just because it's 2018 and people need a f//cking warning in advance for sarcasm. Scrin and Tiberium would actually be welcomed right now on Earth:(
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  17. How does China invade Russia? By simply settling here:D
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  18. So, japanese Santa is the only one, who canonically served and is packing heat?😅
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  19. When you laugh at Zerg compared to Tyranids, but then some madlad makes a cyborg version with nanomachines and goes all out grey goo with them. [SurprisedPikachuFace]
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  20. ​ hudysonsestari8228  and yet despite China and Russia having "historical claims" to Mongolia, they stay away and Mongolia remains independent 😂
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  21.  @Szopjale1  Well, it isn't anything like DoW either:D On a series note, in both cases the titles were oversimplified(Turret rotation speeds? Gone. Acceleration? Gone. Different offroad speeds? Gone. Armor quotients? Gone. And the list goes on and on) to catch that mythical "e-sports RTS crowd" and Starcraft was literary used as an example they aimed at on company meetings.
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  22. "You died to radscorpions, deathclaws and cazadors three times already, just walk around like everyone advised you." "Nah, I just need to run faster."
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  23. This game as well as Universe at War have problem of not knowing what they want to be. Starcraft? Then they have serious balance issues. CNC? Then they're too simplistic and limited in scale. DoW? Then the enviroment matters too little to be one. Supreme Commander/Total Annihilation? Once again the scale is too small. I want to see sequels to both, but first I want to see them decide what they are.
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  24. Tankies: Saddam was innocent, he didn't have WMDs! Meanwhile Saddam:
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  25.  @mohitanand1844  hey, tankie, how about a song about historical russian lands, you love singing those, right? А еще и про "малые народы" можешь лекцию задвинуть, дорогой ты наш великонационал-ностальгосоциалист. Билеты до Аргентины уже прикупил, а?
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  26. cbb88christian this genre mix never gets any love because usually, neither RTS nor FPS(or TPS) components aren't anything exceptional or even good by standards of both genres to begin with. Clunky FPS with casual shallow parody of RTS strapped to it, won't turn many heads... unless in disgust:D
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  27. Time dilation between orbit and surface counts as time travel now?
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  28. "This battle consisted of 10 billion men all fighting in melee... no, we'll not be explaining how they all fit inside a parade square of one city and why gravity haven't killed them all first" is pretty out there together with classical "we have supersoldiers, who can perceive a target that moves fast enough to be invisible to normal human and who can operate for months without resupply so we'll give them a primary weapon with like 120-160 rounds of ammunition and then expect them to fight in melee where they lose majority of their advantages". Thankfully the "it's all due to imperial pictographers and chroniclers wildly misrepresentating actual events for the sake of propaganda piece" excuse still exists.
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  29. 😂 "was made" To do an "aktually", you'll need to say something smart(even if awkward and oblivious to context). Ох уж эти отпрыски Гоблина и прочей мусорни.
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  30. When the fact that they have nukes makes you wish that they were MORE competent with those at least😅
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  31. When your priority is only for the throne not to shake, you end up slowly going back to the stone age where it was perfectly stable \/(-_-)\/
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  32. Which is double strange as it would have worked only if USA, USSR and China would have worked together instead of forming their own "me and my b//tches" teams after WWII to be the power behind such working UN Security Council... which is impossible as it would have required USA to step on the neck of industrialists and capital owners, USSR to go more social democratic with imprisoning the most radical government elements and for China to form coalition government and outlaw both communists and nationalists. Plus don't those exist in this mod as separate factions too?
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  33. "8/10, not enough Captain Amelia" IGN
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  34. Relax, after new MW, Blitzchung and rerelease of Overwatch as new game, I don't want to have anything to do with Activision/Blizzard anyway:D
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  35. Certified [NoWesternEuropeansInvolved=NotColonialism™] moment.
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  36. Underviv go listen to what he says in them:P There's still a ban on certain content, the game is not released yet, slowpoke. P.S.: that was an awful pun, go back to shame corner.
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  37. Just cut it to the House of Wolves by same creator. There is actual strategy involved(even if villagers are OP). Or better yet, make a review of Endless War series, especially parts 5-7 and Endless Defense. You could build some really sophisticated RTS with mechanics of those.
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  38.  @souvikrc4499  the more I hear about that war, the more I'm puzzled by how Iran wasn't part of coalition in 2003... though I heard that it's connected to Bush being nationalist "dumdum" with his "Axis of evil" speech and apparently Iran tried to approach coalition and was a major source of info on Iraq ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Edit: I'm watching you, Google -_-
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  39. +willl676 what he did instead is blow up one of the limited number of livable planets of Empire. And unlike Imperium, I don't recall mentions of terraforming activities being usual procedure. And give rebellion a martyr for a cause... it's like as if USA dropped nukes not on Hiroshima, but on Berlin during Victory Parade of Allies:D
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  40. Can Tau in this mod... rip off Kane's Wrath a little less?
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  41. You haven't mentioned his most vile act - systematic appeasement.
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  42. Hmm, usually turrets destroy their base long before that by leftover projectiles being retargeted.
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  43. Masterofroflness: tries to make videos to cover current coups, wars and topics with some degree of awareness. 2024: here's another dozen for the week.
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  44. OMG, this looks like something actually promising... if it cuts off SCII leftovers:\
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  45. 1967? Hmm... Maybe that's what France lacks to get it's shit back together? How do you reinstate the dueling laws?😅
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  46. ​ @AlexM-oq5el  which is further highlighted by literal name they use nowadays. Россия. With "O". Neither Русь, nor Руссения, nor Руссия. ROssia. They're not even aware of the irony where it came from when stroking their nationalist ego... or maybe they are and don't want to mention it, eh?:D
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  47. Reminds me of slightly earlier russian elipsoid cannon(for grapeshot) and 36 cannon rotary grapeshot conteaption(which some people might know from Cossacks RTS series).
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  48. Have you just used MOBA and RTS in same sentence and in serious manner?
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  49. As a mobile game? 4 is better. As CnC games on their respective platforms? Equal shit.
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  50. Khorne Flakes memes aside, "grimdark" 40k is doing better then 90% of noblebright sci-fi. Empire in Star Wars destroyed Aldebaran just because it could for example.
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  51. willl676 then why are you being one? Imperium sends Liberation Fleets to strangle away the world ALREADY CONSUMED by daemons or tyranids, simply because they can be fixed and people can live there again later. Unlike them Empire hadn't even tried to send forces:D So nope, it's still a completly autistic waste of resources. Which was the biggest mistake they've ever did. As I've said "memes aside"(such as Inquisitor using Exterminatus for no reason), Imperium knows what excessive force means. However necron Tomb World is an exception here, since the planet is basically an enemy military base to it's very core, you'll never be able to control it and pacify it.
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  52. T-34's fought in Africa and Asia without any trouble, but they still shit on T-34 while building T-34-100. Ugh, Rofl, WTF?!
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  53.  @voxdraconia4035  maybe we should stop suggesting them to abuse Respawn more? you know, just in case some of us want to actually see TitanFall 3 before 2050.
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  54. ​ @ruslan3489  and you think that americans would oppose you on that suggestion?😂
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  55.  @ruslan3489  do you think that americans view native americans like you view uzbeks or georgians?
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  56. ​ @Autocrator  a new rendition of Don Quixote to be precise
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  57.  @lemonov3031  it's not language changing, it's foreign language trying to pronounce Русь and failing.
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  58. ​ @dwarow2508 have you just upgraded Russia from muskets to breachloading rifles mid comment?😅
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  59.  @dwarow2508  you can't call musket a rifle, by definition, kiddo. Musket is always smoothbore. Are you hoping to bs your way past literal classification? -_-
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  60. When pop limit is the only cost a unit has... ugh.
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  61.  @bigchungus6320  chemical weapons are WMDs and he repeatedly used them both in combat and against civilians, my dear tankie.
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  62. MURDERcarrier.
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  63. +MrTBSC Blizzard = Clunky FPS and casual shallow parody of RTS. They're a f//cking poster child of casualising strategies after all. Tiberium Twilight, End of Nations and DoW3 turned out exactly like they did because they decided to copy SC2 approach... but didn't have good enough cutscenes:D
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  64. +MrTBSC "blizzard knows how to build both a campaign with good presentation and diverse missions and a likeable world" Yeah, and Pornhub has more views then Discovery and National Geographic combined because of great plot, sure...
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  65. Iam.Kvng.Burly why do you wish this game to be bad?:(
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  66. +majormajorasic No, it was never included. Only Windows and Linux. And anyway, both Halo Wars are console RTSs and Killzone is(was... R.I.P.) a FPS console exclusive series. However that doesn't change the fact that 1)gamepad is raping UI and controls on design stage and heavily undermining both aspects of this genre mix since neither is a hack&slash game or walking simulator; 2)console players are too lazy to realize that there are official mouse&keyboards for their consoles and which they will never buy and use unless you force them at a gunpoint. This combination is why all crossplatformer games are suffering from bad UI and controls and games ported from consoles are borderline unplayable.
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  67.  @wertaiman4216  I've never tried to taste shit either. And not planning to. But I'm interested to hear where you planned to go with that question which probably sounded better in your head:\
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  68. +Neo Franklin2 funny thing is that they've made a ton more if they've just 1)released Generals 2 which was already finished anyway; 2)just sell a license for a few games like GW does all the time with Warhammer and 40k. But I guess Anthem needs more money ASAP so they didn't have even a few days to think about those ones.
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  69. +SubatomicSeal "I know the Hazard-Eel is just straight-up the MARV, but are there other weird, out-of-place C&C 3 units?" Look at background image. Tau: https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/KX139_Ta%27unar_Supremacy_Armour GDI: https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Juggernaut_(Firestorm) https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Juggernaut_(Tiberium_Wars) https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Behemoth So far GW's own Tau, not a modded one is just a mash up of stolen assets from Mechwarrior, Homeworld and Command&Conquer. Meanwhile GW is rebranding their own names to be able to sue other people and removing parts of content where they should have been sued ie lightsabers for example. Or bolter that is straight up stolen from Deathworld/Stainless Steel Rat.
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  70. Empire has reserves to be agressive, soviets don't:D
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  71.  @NightPhoenix.Y  "second rate" compared to whom? Arabs, who warped the message of Muhammad in their heresies of Abu Bakr and Abi Talib? F//ck off. The only thing you do is corrupt and tarnish Islam nonstop.
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  72. With all the asslicking Halsey's racism receives from devs, Chief would be fighting for nazis:D
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  73.  @ruslan3489  да, армян больше. Но к сожалению большинство составляют местные фанаты Брат 1, которые постоянно его цитируют -_-
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  74.  @LancesArmorStriking  oh, please, do entertain me, how did Russia treat native including uzbeks and georgians? Please elaborate since already you started. Need any help with that?
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  75. Sabaton - First Soldier
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  76.  @gabrieleguerrisi4335  and tankies aren't fraudolence?
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  77.  @ommsterlitz1805  so they need lightsabers?
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  78.  @unknowncommenter6698  what a load of disinformation you've just dropped. Kriegers are trench warfare regiment inspired by horrors of WWI, VDV are paratroopers. Совсем вас уже ничему не учат, десантура в окопах ему привиделась.
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  79.  @Ravencos  "StarCraft 2 rules. Can not be faulted." IF you weren't following the developement and seeing all the things that were cut out. And lo and behold, decade later they've introduced those very mechanics back as coop commanders. After Mengsk we finally got the intended SC2... except it's all still divided into pieces.
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  80. ​ @Anonnonner9546  nah, Russia is fine laying down in dirt under oligarchs and corruption. World wouldn't be able to survive in it's current state if Russia, India, China or even Iran actually wake up to fight corruption and throw off the authoritarian "traditions" that held them back for centuries. Imagine the amount of genius inventors that would flood the world if China would unshackle education from political system? Literally nothing ever will be invented by a non-chinese person as probability of genius being born is equal everywhere, it's just the upbringing and education that varies by region, culture, religion and so on. China would make up 20% of all names in science books and India would be making another 25%. And both would be making 60-80% of new ones. So no, let those guys praise their authoritarian rule and remain where they are. I can't compete with chinese in videogames already, I don't want to compete with them in academic studies too 😂 As Napoleon said, "The world will shake when China wakes up." So let's thank CCP for brave sacrifices of tens of millions of chinese people that keeps the world from ever shaking 🫡
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  81. if only:D Mobile would be a good place for this abomination. I'd even call it a good game maybe then. Besides, it already has all content locked away from player. Just add a price tag!
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  82. @Wuanslm >unfathomable reason >EA Greed and lack of functioning brains. This guys constantly fail to see their customers as human beings and then get surprised by the outcome. They get the money anyway so they don't care to learn. For now:D It would have been a great title for Mac or Android though. Pity that they will never try to revive the series in logical way and thus they wouldn't port that crap to its intended platform as appetizer just like Bethesda once did with Fallout Shelter(they deserve their flak for F4 and F76, but damn, that E3 presentation was one of the greatest and best planned ones I've ever seen).
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  83.  @lemonov3031  have Putin bit you or something? Or do you quote himas a hobby?🤣👍
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  84. Those are american T95's with... 155mm guns instead of their 105mm ones, I guess. Thanks WG for spreading that myth:\ But yeah, with modern and even semi-modern ammo, those can wreck Abrams without trouble on hit. The problem is that by the time they'd hit, Abrams would have already expanded it's ammo on them with devastating results each time and gotten 100km away.
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  85. Both Natural Selections, Renegade/Tiberium and Warhawk/Starhawk come to mind here.
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  86. +Arthuurs Z. same, but by now it's too late for it. It had memorable OST though, especially Rifter's Pride. Section 8 also had some potential to become such a hybrid, but was killed off by mismanagement and their devs followed the game's fate.
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  87. +Artuurs Z. It wasn't, that's why I've said the word "potential" right ^there^ in my previous comment. You had an ability to deploy supply depots, turrets and vehicles. System already existed, you just needed to expand it a bit.
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  88. Wait, nothing happens in Africa?
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  89.  @guimot0123  and which were delivered by soviet provided bombers, missiles and shells. Spoiler: cruise and ballistic missiles don't usually come in chemical weapon variety and either need extensive payload modification OR to be delivered in specific specification to begin with. But at least you stopped trying to deny that Saddam didn't have them:D
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  90.  @patriotenfield3276  Saddam was accused of having WMDs, which he did not only had, but actively used on numerous occasions against civilians. You can't rewrite this part
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  91.  @MuhammedAL-Chad-nz4jx  between the two of us, I'm at least not the one, who's riding a dong of a guy, who was killing iranian civilians for fun:P
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  92. What I reall want to know is if there are mods that add coop commader's mechanics into campaign. I want to play that early version of SC2 without all the simplifications and cutaways that happened to it before release.
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  93. woosh...
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  94. Edited tag won't vanish, you know?
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  95. 2 weeks. It only took Blizzard two weeks to ruin the title of the video!:D They will never stop raping Warcraft's corpse, won't they?:( They sacrificied Arthas as a villain of the week boss for raid throwing away all the plotline RTS series had going on altar of quick and easy WoW money back in 2008. I find it funny that people claimed to have faith in Blizzard ever since then when they were calling themselves fans... fans of only WoW and Overwatch apparently. They're getting more of that, what's the problem? They never played WC3, what do they whine about now? Where were they a decade ago?
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  96. ​ @MaggotTayne  stop simping for CCP, tankie. NVA literally fought PLA to end Pol Pot and his regime and yet you try to claim it was Carter who was the main perp
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