Comments by "Sax Glend" (@saxglend9439) on "Lotuseaters Dot Com" channel.

  1. How to be American: 1. Own a gun and shoot anything that moves. 2. Eat gigantic portions of food. 3. Be disgustingly overweight and have diabetes. 4. Don't own a passport and never travel abroad. 5. Be ignorant of other countries. 6. Think you are special when you are not. 7. Fly your flag over every building. 8. Believe Hollywood's version of thetory. 9. Be racist and hate Mexicans. 10. Be a warmonger and long to nuke every country. 11. Eat squirrels for dinner
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  2. How to be French: 1. Eat frogs' legs and calves brains. 2. Rarely wash. 3. Drink copious amounts of wine. 4. Talk pretentiously about philosophy. 5. Smoke 100 cigarettes a day and reek of tobacco. 6. Smell of garlic and onions. 7. Hate America, 8. Be unemployed and strike at every opportunity. 9. Refuse to speak English. 10. Kiss everyone you meet.
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  3. How to be Irish: 1. Get drunk 24/7 2. Wear shorts in cold weather 3. Wear a pink hat 4. Speak a dead language 5. Have an ugly face 6. Be sexually abused by a priest 7. Plant bombs 8. Do a silly dance 9. Dress up as a leprachaun 10. Wave and point at passers-by
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  4. How to be English: 1. Prefer animals to humans. 2. Be obsessed with sport but be useless at it 3. Drink 50 cups of tea a day 4. Drink gallons of alcohol and be perpetually drunk 5. Don't brush your teeth 6. Think the English are superior to all other countries/races 7. Be very violent and love to pick fights 8. Love junkfood and be 10 stone overweight 9. Expect everyone to speak English when you go on holiday. 10. Claim benefits even though you are working 11. Believe that God is English 12. Believe that Jesus visited England 13. Hate foreigners 14. Worship the Queen 15. Eat curry for breakfast
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