Comments by "toomanyaccounts" (@toomanyaccounts) on "The Onion" channel.

  1.  @BaldTorment  the kinders that are in the US are the ones whose toy is outside the chocolate
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  2. this is because we don't actually beat prisoners to death like most countries (dead inmate are not counted nor disclosed to liberal organizations) or harvest them for organs after billing the inmate's family the cost of the bullet.
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  3. there have been deaths from kinder eggs with the majority of them occurring in the UK
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  4. left wing media outlets had to fire their staff which were unskilled bloggers. these leftist bloggers that masquerade as journalists told laid off coal miners to "learn to code". so when these bloggers got fired and found they couldn't get a job, people on twitter told them to learn to code. these sjws then complained to jack dorsey who banned tens of thousands of twitters accounts who used the learn to code hashtag. Btw, how is life under that rock?
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  5. its satire that old people need to retire especially when they start to get the shakes
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  6. the hero of the left Alfred Kinsey advocated that children from birth have orgasm, paedophilia and incest sex benefits children. it was Kinsey who said that homosexuality was normal and based that on so called research conducted by pedophiles who raped infants as part of their research. maybe you should to see what the left believes
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  7. funny how many gays admit that it was because they were bad touched as a child by a same sex adult that they were gay
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  8. used to be they were considered demon possessed and dealt with as custom dictated.
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  9. @Diggity Doo that was the fault of the american indians. they used to set the forests on fire regularly and created the great plains by doing away with the great forest that was there
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  10.  @AaronHollander314  no sjws are the real racists and anti-semites
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  11. natural gas under Trump reduced the importation of oil from turd world countries who would used the money to rape the earth and murder innocent people in terrorist acts. the usage of coil and demand of nuclear also were reduced.
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  12. that was obama. trump has far less people and the children have coloring books, are away from pedos.
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  13. White bird black shadow
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  14. depending upon the cancer it would be better than having the AIDS
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