Comments by "bohemianwriter1" (@bohemianwriter1) on "Dear John Oliver: Please Stop Misinforming Your Audience On Venezuela" video.
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The Brocialist.
Right! Because Murikkkans are GREAT at life, and such joy, spreading pleasure and joy where ever you go...
Not to mention your superior culture.. With Miley Cyrus, Debbie gibson. the Osmonds, old classics like Pat Boone.... culture warriors like Pat Robertson.. Intellectual giants like Doctor Phil, Sam Harris and stable geniuses like Donald Trump..
I mean, what Italian village at Cinque de Terre can measure up to the rich, and varied culture of highly educated farmers somewhere in Kansas, eh?
My, do I miss Kansas.. Why aren't every country in the world just like KANSAS? Never more than 2500 people in it. Never less than twelve churches. No theatre. No Cinema. No concert hall. No circus. Just television, and church services when Homecoming or Prom is not taking the focus of the entire community.
Not to mention that great Country and Western music. With daddy Billy Ray Cyrus.. And Ted Nugent..
What Italian food can beat some good old American, GMO pink swill from a private, secret food factory, eh?`Can a home made spaghetti bolgnese ever beat that?`
And who needs wine when you got Burboun?
Who needs dark, European beer when you have that wonderful Milwuakee's Best and Coors Light?
As I walk in the dangerous, drug infested streets of Amsterdam, I yearn for the peaceful streets of Chicago, Detroit, LA,New York, Miami, and some village in Kansas..
Compared to Ferguson, Missouri, Florence is a complete dump!
Why don't we turn the entire world into a giant mall filled with fast food stores, and cheap clothes made by Chinese sweatshop workers so we can accommodate the American needs and tastes?
I know I have come to Capitalist Heaven when that empty, ugly San Marco Square in Venice has been filled with a beautiful Walmart stuffed with happy American tourists and consumers who just wants to feel at home when they visit their vasall states!
And those drug addled Dutch should replace their weed with some great American pharma.. Like Oxycontin, crystal meth, and moonshine made in the bathtub of an aficionado in the bushes of Mississippi.
They should replace their gastly windmills and replace them with oil drilling so they can satisfy Scott Pruitt's aesthetic senses as well as his sense of fair play and "sensible" energy policies. The Dutch must know that America knows best...
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