Comments by "William Cattr" (@williamcattr267) on "Trump guilty on all 34 counts: See MSNBC’s breaking news coverage of criminal verdict" video.

  1. In a courtroom drama that could only be described as "The Art of the Conviction," former President Donald Trump found himself guilty on all 34 counts, proving that sometimes reality TV just can't top reality itself. As the verdicts were read, Trump's trademark hair seemed to deflate slightly, like a balloon finally succumbing to gravity. He reportedly asked his lawyers if this meant he could appeal directly to the "Supreme Twitter Court," only to be reminded that he was still banned from the platform. In a twist of irony, Trump was quoted saying, "I never lose. But if I did, it would be the biggest, most spectacular loss you've ever seen. Believe me." True to form, he promised to build a "great, great prison" and make Mexico pay for it. Meanwhile, the internet exploded with memes faster than you could say "covfefe." One popular image featured Trump in an orange jumpsuit, holding a "Make Alcatraz Great Again" sign. Another depicted him building a tiny wall around his cell, hoping to keep the "fake news" out. Despite the gravity of the situation, it's clear that in the court of public opinion, Trump has once again become the star of a show that no one can stop watching. Stay tuned for the next episode of "Law & Order: Special Trump Unit."
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