Comments by "William Cattr" (@williamcattr267) on "Forbes Breaking News"
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Trump's bravery knows no bounds, doesn't it? Addressing another party's convention is like crashing your ex's wedding and giving a toast—it takes guts! I mean, who else would have the audacity to grace such a humble gathering with their presence? It's like shining a spotlight on the little guy, except the little guy is wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat. Talk about making an entrance! Without Trump, they might as well have been holding their convention in a broom closet, right? Truly, the hero we never knew we needed!
He's also the first candidate to sell gimmicks. From selling bibles to gold sneakers, he's like a one-man shopping channel meets religious revival. I mean, who wouldn't want a pair of kicks that can walk on water and make your bank account magically grow? Forget about turning water into wine—Trump's turning it into cold hard cash! It's like watching a reality TV star moonlighting as a street vendor, but hey, in Trump's world, anything's possible!
Sorry, MAGA faithful, looks like the only wall Trump's building is the one between him and the truth!
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 @onthelake9554Â
Oh, absolutely! Trump won't be a felon for long. I mean, who needs a crystal ball when you have such unwavering faith in a man whose legal strategy involves tweeting in ALL CAPS and calling everyone "losers"? His appeals will surely be as successful as his casinos.
And of course, he'll be president again. Because nothing says "fit for office" like a rap sheet longer than his list of ex-lawyers. Just imagine the campaign slogans: "Make Bail Great Again!" or "Lock Her Up, But Let Me Out!" The debates will be thrilling, especially when he gets to phone in from his court appearances.
I can see it now: the Oval Office, redecorated with bars on the windows and a big, gold-plated "Do Not Disturb, Inmate #45" sign on the door. He'll be running the country from a cell with all the executive orders signed in crayon.
And let's not forget his loyal followers! They'll proudly wear "Free Trump" t-shirts and protest outside courthouses, chanting "Four More Years!" while holding up signs that read "Pardon the President." It'll be the most entertaining reality show ever. Move over, "The Apprentice," there's a new hit series: "The Incarceration."
So, rest assured, your hero's legal woes are just minor inconveniences on his path back to the White House. Because if history has taught us anything, it's that nothing galvanizes a political comeback like a good ol' fashioned criminal conviction.
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 @jonathanrichter4256 If that is so, then " thousands" likely stayed home to avoid wasting time listening to Trump's typical arrogant nonsense, and the others came to heckle him. The guy is a snake oil salesman; will say whatever and promise whatever to get elected. Even willing to resort to mob violence like Jan. 6th. I mean, it took more than 3 hours for Trump to finally do something about the rioting on that day. Why? Even his own family was begging him to intervene. But no, Bone Spurs wanted to sit back and watch it on TV to see what advantage it could gain for him. Either he's shockingly incompetent, or he’s calculatingly malevolent. Either way, we definitely don’t need him back in the Oval Office.
I know I'll be avoiding Trump's name on the ballot in November.
The guy is too full of himself, lies for the sport of it, and is too immature. Past GOP leaders were at least worth most people's respect (even if one did not care for their brand of politics). Imagine if Reagan or the Bushes acted the way Trump does. It's like, grow up already, Trump!
A second term for Trump? It would be a never-ending revenge tour against anyone he thinks is disloyal. Expect more rioting and domestic chaos like we saw during his first term. MAGA is a cult, and Trump is their Jim Jones.
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 @RedAndBlueAndOthersToo And what's the big reveal here? Did you see Trump up there, wearing his signature orange smug and arrogant expression (like he's auditioning for 'America's Next Top Narcissist')? Assuming everyone believes he's "awesome," which, let's face it, is about as believable as finding a leprechaun riding a unicorn.
And hey, didn't spot Biden pulling any shenanigans on January 6th either. But oh boy, will I ever forget Trump's circus act of a presidency! From covfefe tweets to golfing like he's in the PGA Tour, he's a walking comedy sketch.
I was on the fence about him in 2016 and preferred him over Clinton, but let's just say, the honeymoon phase ended quicker than a Tinder date. A mere showman with an infantile streak? That's like calling a tornado a gentle breeze! Oh, Trump, you never fail to entertain... or should I say, bewilder!
Whether it garnered good press and publicity for Captain Bone Spurs' campaign or not, it would be disastrous for our nation if this guy were to get back in office. Trump is too immature and has a lot of growing up to do. There is nothing at all about him that I like, and nothing that you can say that will change my mind. He won't get my vote.
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Oh, absolutely! Trump won't be a felon for long.🤣🤣🤣 I mean, who needs a crystal ball when you have such unwavering faith in a man whose legal strategy involves tweeting in ALL CAPS and calling everyone "losers"? His appeals will surely be as successful as his casinos.
And of course, he'll be president again. Because nothing says "fit for office" like a rap sheet longer than his list of ex-lawyers. Just imagine the campaign slogans: "Make Bail Great Again!" or "Lock Her Up, But Let Me Out!" The debates will be thrilling, especially when he gets to phone in from his court appearances.
I can see it now: the Oval Office, redecorated with bars on the windows and a big, gold-plated "Do Not Disturb, Inmate #45" sign on the door. He'll be running the country from a cell with all the executive orders signed in crayon.
And let's not forget his loyal followers! They'll proudly wear "Free Trump" t-shirts and protest outside courthouses, chanting "Four More Years!" while holding up signs that read "Pardon the President." It'll be the most entertaining reality show ever. Move over, "The Apprentice," there's a new hit series: "The Incarceration."
So, rest assured, your hero's legal woes are just minor inconveniences on his path back to the White House. Because if history has taught us anything, it's that nothing galvanizes a political comeback like a good ol' fashioned criminal conviction.
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 @integritymatters7727 Yes, if Trump gets back in office, he'll probably cut off aid to Ukraine and start sending care packages to his pal Putin in Russia! Trump just can't get enough of those tyrants and dictators. He's also Viktor Orbán's number one fanboy. I bet he has a secret shrine with photos and scented candles!
Donald Trump:
"Let me tell you, folks, Viktor Orbán, he’s a tremendous leader. Just tremendous. Big, beautiful results. Some people don’t get it, but I do. I get it. Viktor knows how to get things done. Hungary is so lucky to have him. They’re winning, big time. Believe me, he's tough, he's strong, and he’s doing fantastic things for Hungary. A lot of people are saying he’s one of the best, really, and I think they're right. He’s a friend of mine, and he's making Hungary great again!"
"Absolutely, folks, Viktor Orbán, let me tell you, he’s doing an incredible job. Incredible. People say to me, 'Donald, how does he do it?' and I say, 'He’s just that good.' He’s got Hungary running like a well-oiled machine. People love him, they really do. I heard they’re renaming the goulash after him—it’s that good! Viktor, he’s like the Michael Jordan of politics. Unstoppable. Everyone else is playing checkers, and Viktor’s over there playing 4D chess. Amazing guy, just amazing."
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 @RedAndBlueAndOthersTooÂ
Oh, where's Joe, you ask? Probably off doing presidential stuff, you know, like reading reports and making decisions. Meanwhile, Trump is "up" right now? Sure, like a cat stuck in a tree—loud, confused, and needing a fireman to get him down. And seeing any candidate show up is impressive? Absolutely, it's like finding Bigfoot riding a unicorn. As an independent voter, you must be thrilled—choosing between a sane conversation and a reality TV meltdown. So, let’s all take our blinders off and enjoy the comedy show that is Trump’s latest attempt at relevancy!
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